Gimme your lunch money twerp or I'll pound your face in!

>Gimme your lunch money twerp or I'll pound your face in!

What do?

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Choke slam the little bitch

>Recoil in fear as is my natural response.

>Wait to get hit.

>Peek when nothing happens

>Realize it's just a picture and laugh to myself

>Move on with my day

kek

>piss pants
>lunch money gets covered in piss
>take money out
>bully refuses the pissed covered money
win

Tell him I don't have food because I've been poor as fuck for the past ten years now

Is that egoraptor -20 chins and -80 lbs?

take the beating then get my father to kick his ass later

Easy, five point palm exploding heart technique

kick his shin

That's not real

let him beat me up and pay him based on how well he did

Take the beating and make my dad sue his dad.

Thank god i'm shooting up the school that day anyway

nice blog post

Use Buddha's palm technique

Columbine trips agrees

Cattle prod.

>flex muscles
>pic related
>"not today u goober"
>get hospitalized

take a half step back while grabbing his wrist with my left hand and his forearm with my right hand, pull him towards me and to the left so he loses balance. from there, kick and punch him or whatever. you have to do it fast, obviously

>realize I'm older than him
>punch him first
>drag him home
>dress him up like a sissy
>pound him like the good sissy he is

forearm = elbow

>unsheathe katana
"Sorry I have to do this; nothing personal."

Start a fight club

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> u fooking wot m8?
>Are you deaf faggot? Give me your money!
>I fooking cut u in da glabber m8, swer on me fokkin mum
>O-ok user.. don't be so mad..

Rape

Pound his ass instead. Show him who's boss.

> let him take money
> then ask him if I can have it back

Kill him with my gun

what's that got to do with what i said

Please don't take my dubs

>ITT: Let's see who's the edgiest faggot on Sup Forums

Tell the tard wrangler to get it

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Start with a blow to the head. While he's dazed, aim for the knees, and once on the ground, drop a foot on his ribs.

Checked

That kid has bitch tits. He would have been bullied.

Back atcha

the 5 step plan part

Take that back!

>give him the money
>rape him
>then he pays me for prostitution
>rape him again

>laugh as his pitiful flails do nothing to me
>laugh even harder when I catch his fist
>in my fat rolls that is
>wheeze heartily as a shift my girth forward
>I loom over him like a greasy henge
>he pulls frantically trying to free himself
>my grip is eternal
>I lumber forward another step
>he looks at his arm like a coyote caught in a bear trap
>it's too late
>I let out a mighty bellow, reeking of tendies, semen and musty pursuits
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he attempts to run but a tumble forward, catching him ever deeper in the gravity of my mass
>I am no hamplanet, I am a ham black hole
>as we hit the ground together, windows shatter and car alarms go off,from the shockwave
>his one free hand somehow stayed free
>it thrashes wildly, grasping for purchase
>he tries to breathe, but there is only fat, only fat indeed
>he feels death approaching, punctuated by every pained gasp I take
>eventually a crane pulls me off of him
>his parents hold a closed casket funeral

Tell him, "Fuck off nigger!" Then throw a bucket of KFC at him to keep him occupied while I run away like a little white panzy.

take the beating
>then take my dad's beating

I see. Well it's not complicated, someone gets a hold of your wrist and pulls you a few inches you'll lose your balance.

>defend my self
>hit him first with elbow
>dodge his attacks
>he can not believe how fast I can be
>stop to for monologue
>you see bullysan I have train on the mostic river of domirochunsan for many summers my sensei pass to me a legendary technique of the secrec sect of martial fighting monks now my speed is above many cosmic levels
>bullysan "imposible... anonsan"
>now prepare for my special attack
>jumps into the air and summons a magic katana out of my chest
>I say my battle cry "ORAORAORAHHH batosenmassa!!"
>*slash*
>everything freezes
>you miss anonsan hahaha
>look again bullysan
>his body is cover with a thousand cuts
>drops on the floor
>fix my glasses, shivels katana
>drop 4 dollars on the floor
>go ahead you need it more that I do bullysan
>walks into the sunset

Kick him repeatedly in balls.
Then curbstomp him.

Kek

Teleport behind him

kek

*its a hologram*

Challenge accepted

But I don't even go to school, I'm 26.

Punch him in the throat.

Fuck I hate kids.

Try to find out where his anger is coming from, try to become friends

Bring it on faggot!

Lol

I'm 6'6 and 245lb. I'll lay you the fuck out, jizz stain.

Give a postal stamp and say it's a food stamp