I know Sup Forums is probably not the place to be asking this, but here we go. I'm contemplating killing myself...

I know Sup Forums is probably not the place to be asking this, but here we go. I'm contemplating killing myself. I feel like people's lives that I'm involved would be better without me, and I don't feel like I can be successful enough to take care of myself or a family. I'm in my 3rd year of college if I don't get above a 2.5 gpa this semester I'll get kicked out of school, leaving me $50,000 in debt. I'm wildly depressed and cannot get myself to do anything even though I know what I need to do. Im engaged and I feel like I'm weighing down my fiancé and will only be a burden to her. What does Sup Forums think? Pic not related

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If you're asking this on an anonymous internet board infamous for rampant maybe you should kill yourself

Rampant autism*

You have a much more realistic shot at "normal-type happiness" than I do, that's almost certain. Don't be such a whiny pussy, man. Live life to its fullest, or go ahead and kill yourself. I'd gladly switch places with you.

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You're going to need a stool, a noose made of piano wire, and to super glue your hands to the side of your head.

Hang yourself with a guitar string, you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve.

Well stick it out


You can pass with a 2.5 gpa if you actually try I have seen retarded kids in my school actually try and work and they do alright. Put your mind into your work and study otherwise your just wasting your time.

live stream it

Be more productive faggot

Best thing you can do in life in stop giving a shit what anyone thinks of you...why give a shit if their life is better without you? Their opinions shouldn't mean a damn thing to you, only opinion of you in the world that matters is your own. Take care of a family? Who gives a shit...take care of you, you are worrying way too far ahead, adding stress to your own damned brain. Families aren't needed anyways, grab a chick at a bar or get a hooker if you need sex that bad, but relationships are overrated, and the world doesn't need more kids...push that shit to the back and worry about you...you get taught how you should treat others nice n shit as you grow up but it's all BS, focus your mind on you and only you, not how others feel about you, not how the world wants you to be, pick something you really like and find a way to make it into cash, fuck everything else until that point, it's all noise.

Grab an entry job while you still have some time in school, oh and a shitty apartment too, something cheap, if you get 'em fast, drop early, no point wasting your time if you are going to drop anyways... start makin' payments, use your spare time to find random shit you might like to do...for me that ended up being writing, I knew I didn't want a "practical" job that required classes, so I've decided to be an entertainer instead...your path is a lot fuckin' happier when it's YOUR path...if you are 3 years in, I'm gonna guess you aren't stupid, 2.5 is above the cutoff at most schools...with that in mind I'd guess your issue is motivation.

I've been exactly where you've been, literally the same story, couldn't keep grades up (didn't give enough of a shit), in debt because of school, only I contemplated killing other people instead of myself. Thing is, once you've reached the "almost" point, once you are at that low point, looking at what'll happen if you lose it, that's when you've finally met your own damn self and can start actually making the right choices.

Sounds like a case of the Mondays!

Really dude you just might have depression. Is sickness like a flu and once you get over it you will feel different. Go see a doctor.

lmao do it

And put on a rely angry look before you jump it will look like you tore your head off in anger!

One off dude

Fake your own death. You'll need a mannequin, one gram of "Alley Cat", and some hair. Fake a car crash. Take your money. Start over.
Go somewhere else. Maybe a nice place. It doesn't matter. Get a job. Forget school if you're afraid of not passing. Write or something. Draw. Become part of the community I guess. Forget your old life. Start over.

Sorry. Forgot pic

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you only get one shot so make a choice

Check yourself into a mental hospital, make an attempt to better your life. If it doesn't work out or you like it, escape or be released, then commit suicide. Could be legitimate shit-tier life, or it could just be a chemical thing fucking with your brain.

killing yourself will only hurt everyone and is the selfish bitch way out. go fuck yourself quitter.

Amen

is about expectations my friend, u are far from where u thougth u should be
there is currently a mexican exgobernor who stole millions and now is required facing charges on US, he also dreamed to be in a better place from where he is and where he is going now.
take a moment and think u still here, go to cancun, stay there in a temporary job, enjoy life and rechapter, go to canada, go to australia to work
my case: my wife and i just lost a coming baby, endup with a huge debt, job sucks need to find a better one, and u know what, fuck everything, Im alive im going to enjoy some fucking enchiladas, pet my cats and figure it out next step, close my eyes and pray to a higher been to be merciful with me, that calms me down and hopefully I be in a better place soon

Do this.

That's a good butt

Start making porn.

Easy way to go. Run a hot bath take aspirin and when you sit in the tub slit your wrist down not across. You'll bleed out in no time

at least your dick doesn't look like this

Can I have your steam account?

Don't just kill yourself, do somethung decent like castrating a few pedos or something first

Rabbi went to far with that one, had to try to make it even more orthodox.

Wouldn't it be more fucked up if you looked more confused or happy about the situation? You'd just have to bare through the actual decapitation lol.