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Alri

garlic bread desu lads

shant be postin' in the nazzee thread
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LISA GET AWAY FROM HIM
HES A NAZZEE

>blocks ur path

Is there a better representation that black and white don't mix than a frosty pint at the local public?

*polite rape*

You don't understand the philosophical and political development of fascism, you're just describing Nazi policy.

All the philosophy you need in the world is in a pint, and a pint'll tell you black and white don't mix.

I INVESTIGATE CROOKS

>that crippled posture
poor shoulders

I would like her soles and feet,trough

>Hey older brother, I have to pee and there are no toilets nearby. How about you lye down and open your mouth a bit?

0-4 ask my brit bf to sife on my face when I finish tonight
5-9 shant

TITS OT BFTO

>roasties
>finishing

you have a bf so you must be a girl

>muh trannies
No

YOU HAVE A BF SO YOU MUST BE A GIRL

>trannies are girls
No

ARE YOU A TRANNY?

*smacks you with a club*

poo stain

trying to do a write

How to be a teacher with no A-Levels?

anime

you + pretty * gf = never

19 here in my first year of uni and i still dont know what i want to do
doctor's given me antidepressants

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The influence that he had had had had its

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THE BROWN SKIN GIRLS AND THE WHITE ONES TOO

dead meme

Get a levels, then a university degree, then compete in a massively overcrowded field of work having to explain to everyone why you are years behind

if its brown flush it down

childhood is defending 'sheeds from rorkes
adulthood is realising 'sheeds are rorkes

*pours you a pint*

Yeah that's what i thought

reported to säpo
enjoy ur castration

best of luck, I have a possible rhyme you could use: bear, stare

no need to credit me

is there a musical instrument more drab than a tambourine

I am sorry to say that ニコニコ組曲 is normie as shit
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Guitar

triangle

Might move to America

teacher made me play the triangle in the end of year assembly thing we did

and one for yourself

off to the poopenhaus

cheated on a girl in perhaps the worst way possible and i made the mistake of checking her social media and she still isnt over it haha im beginning to feel guilt

so you can be part of the 56% ?

>falling for internet memes
american-tier intelligence

23 NEET and i still dont know what to do that isn't just continuing to be a NEET

>globalists want to destroy this

science and maths teachers are actually in short supply cos they often quit after a year and move to industry
you can get a-levels from a local college, they may waive fees for jobseekers

>cheated on a girl in perhaps the worst way possible
on her bed with her mother/sister?

why brit threads are always so nice?

because of me mostly

america quite literally started and pionneered globalism
the people in this picture are the "globalists"

Donald glover will be seen as a mastermind in the coming decades

the spoons

No Germans

What the fuck is the head on that?

a shared collective of autism

theyre alright

fuck off

nothing speaks volumes
imprisoned dreams, jailed forever
forgiveness speaks, not ears released
anger has no hope, indifference rejoices
while nothing holds court with jesters of time
nothing waits, and waits

The difference is they wanted to improve the world

the jews want to destroy it

dont care

>JebCentre interview woman is a big titted jewess milf

>New paki shop woman is an indian middle aged thicc milf

surrounded by mommys desu

im a lightning rod for the hatred

Just like to give my appreciation to the OP, fantastic work on the thread. Going to thoroughly enjoy my time posting in this one, I can tell.

Don't be a teacher mate. Most of your time is spent marking their work, the pay is shit and it requires a lot of effort to become one.

rate my tea

>three months holiday

Think I can stand ticking a few things for that

no seriously. this thread have
>jap user (which make 47% of quality thread)
>rare french user (rare user +9% for quality of thread)
>canadians (+1% of quality of thread per every user)
>straya (127% of quality always)

Also you're likely to be sacked for noncing kids

legitimately made me think

What even is Yorkshire pudding?

not quite that bad, but i basically got pressured into going away with her(wasn't that keen on her desu), she paid for a lot of it but i cheated on her days before we went, got feelings for that girl, kept it a secret whilst meeting her family, left the trip early and went back to see the other girl, broke up with my actual gf but she still found out i cheated

this was like 3 months ago and she still makes posts about it

my now current gf doesn't know about her and thinks i went away on that trip alone haha

not me?

Sort of a pancake cooked in beef drippings and allowed to go crispy

*hugs you*

>and she still makes posts about it
you dogged her pretty bad mate if it hasn't scarred her for life she'd be lucky

phimo

>friends are enjoying end-of-the-week pints
>sat at home counting down to my 6-midnight shift tonight

savoury pancake. they're based. especially with gravy

>implying you not consider youself quality poster enough
i though brit dont need copmliments
even we russians and americans need them

ive decided that if i cant land a steady job by 24 im going to try for the defence force
2 years to go and its not looking good

>she paid for a lot of it but i cheated on her days before we went

very scummy but wahey banter

youtube is finished

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you're right

very creative

He'll be dead before the year is out. Calling it now.

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whats the OnePlus phone that people love?

I don't really bother wanking these days. It's a bit boring. Maybe once every two weeks

Their mother was hotter than both.

Queen can only sit in Cabinet as an observer.

Peter 'In the channel we'll ditch 'em' Hitchens