Im house sitting for my parents and found a 12" dildo in my moms dresser drawer what should i do with it Sup Forums

Im house sitting for my parents and found a 12" dildo in my moms dresser drawer what should i do with it Sup Forums

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Soak it in yeast

Soak it in rubbing alcohol

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>draw Pepe face on both tips with permanent Sharpie

put it back with an image of pewdiepie taped around it

Are you 12?

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Taste it

thiiiis, taste mommy's juices.

But why would OP want to taste his dad's ass?

Pic with timestamp or it didn't happen. Also how do you know it's 12 inches? I call BS its your dildo you faggot.

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i just have great taste in youtubers

anyway op i has gotz ye back. give it a nice dip in hot sauce if you know what i mean

at least op CAN taste his dads ass...

Is it blaccckkk?

I respect the youtuber and all hes great, but the act of doing that makes you sound younger.

>at least op CAN taste his dads ass...
Huh?

Rub some Chili Oil on it!

understandable a few years ago id have sad the same thing. our youtube god pewdiepie has really stepped it up
yep he ded and me mom, she ded too. all i have now is the std's they left and starbucks, love me some starbucks

Yeah, what's that suppose to mean exactly?

is it a double ender?

a mum and dad as they say

Are you blind?

"House sitting"??
Sounds like you're a 10 year old snoopy, perverted kid who just talked your parents into letting you stay home alone for the first time.

Put it back where you found it and don't mention it to your parents.

Put it back where it was, and try to forget all about it. I also suggest you wash your hands.

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Dip it in tobasco sauce and shove it up your ass

Hit them with it when they come back

DO IT FAGGOT