It's my last night in New Zealand and I wanna go to a strip club. There's one in walking distance of me

It's my last night in New Zealand and I wanna go to a strip club. There's one in walking distance of me.

What are the rules like here? How much do I tip? Any kiwis on Sup Forums now?

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be careful
dont look like a tourist or they will take you for a ride.

Might be tough with my amerifat accent. Do they expect tips every 5 minutes? I was told not to tip at restaurants like in the US. Is it like that here?

They have their own currency so you can buy $1 - $2 tipping notes to use. Theyll automatically give you higher denominations (i.e if you want $20 of tips theyll try and give you one $10 and two $5ers so you have to tell them to get fucked and give you the smaller ones)

They dance for a couple of songs and if youre sitting by the stage they'll expect you to tip. Then after they dance they wander around the floor making small talk for tips.

If you touch them without permission you'll get thrown out.

Don't bother buying any drinks unless you want to spend like $15 on a single beer.

I haven't been in years but I assume its still the same.

Good info...thanks. How naked do they get is there usually a charge to get in?

Probably a door charge of ~$15-20ish or so, again I haven't been in 5+ years so I'm not sure.

From what I remember they'd get down to a G-string during the dance then they'd remove it seconds before leaving the stage. But I think it came back on before they went mingling through the crowd.

Thanks for the info bro. I figure I'll go with 50 bucks to waste. Not drink and look like a tourist. They kick me out and I don't give a fuck. I leave in the morning.

I'd like to see some kiwi titties

Hi user I'm a regular at Calendar Girls. They're fairly reasonable, not shady.

Drinks not badly priced. At this time on a Friday night should have a few punters.

The girls usually ask for a tip. $5 is the going rate. Just put it in your mouth and they'll bury your face in their tits.

If a girl sits with you give her $20 for her time. Get her to get you some chips, crackers or olives from the buffet.

Have a great time. Any questions?

You don't have to drink. Just get a water and tell them you're wanting to save your money for the girls. Give a fiver to any that take your fancy, they'll come around and ask 'are you tipping the girls tonight sir?'. If you don't want to tip a particular girl just say sorry love, I'm down to my last few bucks.' They will be OK, none of the girls will get bitchy with you. They are always polite.

Wanna go there tonight? What's the cover charge?

Mainly, are most of the girls from New Zealand? There's a ton of strip clubs where I live so that's what I really care about.

what's up with prostitution in NZ? legal? hard to find? prozzies decent looking?

Fuck dude don't tempt me. Was talking to a friend about going tonight. Man I'm a few too many kms away and have had too many vodkas lol.

The cover charge kicks in after 9pm and its a killer. $30. You might be able to negotiate it down depending on whose on the door good luck with that.

MOST of the girls are kiwi. There's a few from all over the show; Russia, Phillipines, UK. My favs are Megan- she's a little older short blonde hair and long white boots. She's awesome to talk too, spent a bit of time in Arizona, Nevada. A few real hot young kiwi girls, Sienna has the cutest pussy you'll ever see. Also a new one, also Kiwi dont know her name who looks exactly like Pamela Anderson 20 years ago. There's also a Czech girl, Victoria, long brown hair. Body is banging.

And in case your wondering, after their dance they walk round fully nude.

Its legal. You cant be prosecuted fir buying a chick. Streetwalkers are all scum though and ugly AF maoris with meth habits.

Brothels are a step up but most of them are full of Thais, Pinoy and Viet girls.

Mfw you have $120 to spend and just want a cute clean wholesome looking blonde haired blue eyed honey but are surrounded by Chinese and Samoan whores.

If this threads still up when you get there would appreciate you updating us mate. From the bathroom of course!

Haha. I go to this exact place.
There is a $30 cover charge. Buy in house currency which you give to the girls.
There are not really any rules, they may touch you sometimes and some MAY allow you to touch them if you're tipping them well.
Some girls will try and hustle you into buying them drinks, it's up to you really.
Don't be a dick, they WILL throw you out.
If you're really keen, you can get a private spa with the girls. It is worth the money.
There is a smoking area upstairs, but I normally head over to the casino after a bit.

Feel free to ask anything else.

boy i can't wait to bury my face between the same sweaty tits 20 guys before me did

This guy is right.

Prostitution in New Zealand is fully legal. You will find the streetwalkers on Manchester street. I would not recommend them, go to a brothel.

Have you met Kitty from Auckland. She is still a feature of my dreams.

Nothing wrong with putting your face in between titties even if other guys have done the same. Meh. Ffs my best bud and his then girlfriend coaxed me into a 3some one night, stuck my tongue down her throat right after she sucked him. When it comes to strip joint what I get itchy over is putting money in between my teeth.

Damn. What does she look like mate? May know her but definitely haven't had a dance from her.

There's a girl with a bee tattoo between her tits. She's a god damn sweetheart. Can't remember her name but.

hey mate if you like rubbing other dudes' sweat and spit on your face I'm not here to stop you

Kitty is quite small and very petite. Long black hair. Looks like a completely crazy bitch.

Come into the NZ tinychat.
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Group of regulars in here at the moment.

Calendar girls sheesh dude that place is a classic, theres a few others around welly but CG is definitely the better one, dont get suckered into going into the others because of the cheaper door fee. Yeah basically take forty bucks in five dollar notes and kick back, in all honesty if youre a avg looking youngish dude just go pull a uni student from the clubs and get free puss. Also dont tip at restaurants, that considered strange here, our waiters and service staff get a fair wage and dont need tips

> Manchester St
Shudders. Avoid at all costs. Unless you like 16 year old black power prospects.

Was talking with a friend the other day. I reckon the city needs a 'clean sterile' fuck room somewhere off Colombo St.

Say pay $80 bucks at the door. You walk into a room which just has maybe four chicks with their lower halves showing through holes in the walls. You have no idea who they are, they can't see you either, but you have four hot pairs of legs with pussies just for you. Fuck all of them or just find a favourite and stick to that.

Have your fun then meet your gf at Ballantynes or the ReStart mall.

My friend says no way, impossible to set up. But I'm certain it can be turned into a business. There would be hooker happy to do it, and plenty of guys out there keen to give it a go. Just gotta have good security and someone to check the johns to make sure their clean.

Why are ID's even gone?

Are you retarded, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard

japan/10

Don't recognise her, but will look out for her next time on your recommendation. Shit I wish I had have taken OPs offer to meet up after all. Wouldn't mind a couple of lap dances now.

yeah m8 you just been watching too many of those czech porn vids

bed, now

OK, just for you I'll offer a room with four dudes butts.

Maybe that's where I got the idea. Not gonna lie, its my fetish.

But yeah, seriously, just gotta find a way to make sure its safe for everyone. Meaning none of those fucking maori cunts hassling for money by the bus exchange get anywhere near it.

Just outlining some of the issues
You're gonna have what one guy for four girls? Does he just get one or all four? 80 bucks for all that? Theres gonna be quite a line. How would you check dicks properly, and why would hookers be happy with that? Of course it is impossible to set up.

dude, you cant seriously think that you could just have a room with four girls in there ready to be fucked and you pay 80 bucks. You'd only get crack heads willing to do that

He gets all four if he likes. But 10 minute time limit. I reckon most guys would cum in half the time. Turnover would be quick.

How check the guys? As they do in the Netherlands. Sterile room, someone checking their cock and balls for lesions etc. They have to be clean before they go any further.

Maybe price point needs checking. I'd prolly do it for $150 t b h. And come on think about it, if you knew this was an option, how many times in the last year would you have done this.

As for crack heads, nah. I've discovered there's a few freaky bitches out there. A prozzy that doesn't have to do any work to get the guy, doesn't blow anyone, and doesn't have to make small talk with them.

Hmmm, but what about herpes and chlamydia the ones that dont necessarily need to show symptoms to be transferred? I understand what you're saying but there's no way it could ever happen, like seriously it is impossible

God I love Sup Forums

I haven't been on here since I've been in NZ.

This shit has me weak

I hear you bro. Maybe need to organise it better.

Say..... Thinking out aloud here. You join up, and get a full check up for STDs just like porn stars do. Pay your money. When you've got a clean bill of health confirmed we call you up and say you're good to go. Regular check ups every month to ensure everyone is clean. If I was a client I'd feel more comfortable knowing the other users were as clean as me.

I'll give this more thought.

Go to k-road, many beautiful women

thats a fucking lie, my buddy tripped on acid and almost got abducted by a bunch of she-male samoans

> K road.
No thanks mate. I'd rather stay home and clean my bathroom. And vacuum the carpets. And now the lawns.

Kill two birds with one stone and vacuum your dick

Anyone ever done that? Surely its just a meme. Sticking your dick in an appliance, surely nothing can go wrong huh?

You get the s u c c nigga
No memeing involved

fuck i love you

good cunt

OK not convinced but I'll give it a go. Tomorrow. Will report results.

There's an NZ thread every night, report in there with your findings. Take pictures. Make .webm's.

Sounds like the stripclub here is shit.
Buy house dollars, no fucking way
Cant touch girls, no fucking way
Tip for nothing, ya not

just go get a hooker, fuck that stupidity

do not, i repeat do not take a picture of a stripper. the bouncer will butt fuck you right back to courtenay place

Learn to read, cuz. Strippers ain't shit, we staying inside and hoovering our cocks now, boi

Lol. Will try it out. And will report in Sunday nights thread.

Can't do it now coz I'm tucked up in bed and my flatmates will wonder why I'm hoovering at this hour. Look out for me user.

You ain't never been to a strip club before man? You don't get to see titties and pussies for free. Shit don't work like that. Can spend $100 at a strip club see 40 different bags and have bewbs all up in your face. Even if you don't get a lapdance you go home with plenty in the bank. Or just spend $100 out with your mates, hop to pull a chick but end going home with a kebab after being rejected by a 6/10.

Mate, no one was suggesting that. Apparently I've gotten take photos of me fucking a vacuum cleaner. Not really my bag but meh.

Bumping in case OP is back from his CG visit and what's to tell us what he thought of kiwi tits.

You have never been to a stripclub in the States or for that matter anywhere else in the world. That NZ club sounds like shit.

Inb4 you leave the hoover on for too long and get your cock stuck and left with a red johnson for a week