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D:Chargers not committed to McCoy beyond 2016
DET:DeAndre Levy (knee) expected to return Sunday
DET:Lions list Marvin Jones as questionable again
CLE:NFL pops Browns rookie WR Payton for PEDs
OAK:Aldon Smith met with Goodell on Friday
NO:Ingram (toe, knee) returns to practice Friday
NO:Michael Thomas (foot) back at Saints practice
ARZ:Cardinals rule out Tyrann Mathieu vs Dolphins
NO:Saints SS Kenny Vaccaro's suspension kicks in
DEN:Kubiak still noncommittal on Siemian playing
PHI:J-Matt 'definitely' playing against Redskins
SF:49ers LT Staley listed as doubtful vs. Jets

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Chiefs

>2 (TWO) GAMES AGAINST THE CHIEFS

>0 (ZERO) POINTS IN THE 4TH QUARTER IN BOTH

>3 (THREE) POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF OF BOTH GAMES COMBINED

>LOSING THE AFC WEST

>DROPPING 4 SEEDS IN A SINGLE GAME

>17/41 FOR 117 YARDS WITH NO TOUCHDOWNS

>""""MVP"""" QB HAD 2.85 (TWO POINT EIGHT FIVE) YARDS PER ATTEMPT

>SECOND WORST Y/A BY A QB IN THE HISTORY OF THE LEAGUE

>RAIDNIGGERS 1-9 AGAINST ALEX SMETH LIFETIME

>JACK DEL NEGRO TALKS SHIT ABOUT SMETH CALLING HIM A GIMMICK

>GETS BOOTY BLASTED BY HIM

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

MARTY'S CRUSADE LIVES ON!!

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Never 4get.

4th for packers

Great OP tiki.

You're a valued member of this community and offer great content.

1st for Chorgers

2017 bros, 17 for based Rivers

Alright, which of you guys did this? Pretty good.

>skip spent 30 minutes today giving a blabbering defense of the raiders with MUH COLD WEATHER
>literally every team the raiders would play on the road in january are cold weather cities

my favorite part of Chief posting is they become irrelevant once the playoffs start , are forgotten in the off-season and are only remembered during the season when they upset a team like now

first round exit chiefs as always

Your ass is so fucking mad.

>tfw Dean will move the team

FUCK YOU, SPANOS!

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>All these annoying AFCW retards

Ugh.

Where my NFC East bros at?

Literally fuck off. So sick of the media shoving the NFC East in my face when I don't care about any of the four teams or how they fare. All four teams could stop existing and nothing would change for me.

Sorry, bruh, NFC South here.

THE COWBOYS WILL NOT WIN THE SUPER BOWL. DAK JUST CAUGHT IN A DUI. ZEKES CASE HAS MORE NEW FOUND EVEIDENCE. SUSPENSIONS LIKELY.

literally the two most annoying divisions in football.

YOUR QB AND RB BOTH JUST GOT in deep shit. cowboys are fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Source?

Aldon is in football shape

MVP Candidates

1. Matt Ryan (will probably choke it away soon)
2. Tom Brady (shouldn't be considered for not giving his team value in 4 games in my opinion but who gives a shit about my opinion)
3. Dak (chances are hurt by having another MVP candidate on his team)
4. David Johnson (win over some of the crowd who wants a back but thinks Dak makes Zeke less valuable looking)
5. Zeke (o-line babby but he's in the limelight and if dak has a game or two struggle and zeke steps up he could be back at the center of who people consider the more important cog)
OUTSIDE CHANCE
6t. Carr (he played really, really bad yesterday but could recover ground)
6t. Stafford (complete meme but its a media award so whatever)
SMALL GAP
8t. Ben (the medias honeymoon with him has faded slightly but if things swing his way who knows)
8t. Rodgers (needs to go 10-6 and play great. has a bunch of potential meme talking points if it works out)
8t. Cousins (needs 10-5-1 and monster numbers as well as other candidates to not finish strong)

dont see any defensive player close to sniffing the MVP this season

So, did they fuck?

Chargers BTFO

>GB/Seattle and Gnats/Dem Boyz on Sunday
>Ravens/Pats on Monday

Should be some fun shitposting to be had.

I bet you wish they did and one of them was a moose.

>Chokeland/KC last night
>GB/Seattle and NY/Dallass Sunday
>Baltipoor/NE Monday

What a good week for shitposting

Raiders btdo, dumbass. Chorgers don't need anymore hate.

Seems like everyone is trying their hardest to choke it away to Brady 2bh

How's meth? Never want to try it, just asking an experienced user such as yourself what's really like instead of what you hear third hand.

>tfw you are BLESSED to watch the 2016 MVP every week

Yeah, I love being a Cowboys fan too.

>Bucs win the super bowl to close out the weirdest year in recorded history

Put your bets in now while the odds are good

It's a source inside the team. It will come out tommorow. They are in damage control. Source is a stripper that whores out to the team....

Can your QB beat his own defense?

It's old and busted, all the real users are moving on to the harder-hitting Smeth

No, I'm a Lions fan

where my miami bros at?

>watching Charles Woodson: A Football Life
>get to the part where he befriends that little girl with cancer
>"you're like a light in a dark hallway."

I can't believe people think the Cowpies can win a title. It's a joke right? They should be 7-5 tops. Defense sucks and their offense is good against bad teams. sad.

Kinda like your mom. Good at first then I'm disappointed afterwards.

That's why you should never have sex with a corpse [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

Alex smeth is a defense baby.

Fuck I'm sorry. But all Chiefs fans do smoke meth I don't though.

my uncle is a recovering meth addict and was for 10 years

apparently you just stay up for multiple days feeling like god

P sure the meth capital is in Indiana now or some shit like that

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11 game win streak Cowboys > opening game Cowboys

Giants will get fucked Sunday night at home

I'm not sure feeling like god is a good thing.

Could you imagine what god goes through? Do hear everyone's thoughts and see all the fucked up shit that happens in the world?

Oh fuck

Every Chiefs fan Ive met smokes meth and fucks their cousins. Its kinda weird desu. I wwent to cheifs-cowboys game at arrowhead and they were enraged and so loud and chain smoking ciggrrattes. Down under the seats near concession everyone was passing meth pipes around. One dude had to be arrested becuase he started hititng his chest repeatly and hard while yelling fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. He was so crazed. The cowboys won though.....

damn check em.

Stop letting this faggot make generals.

Does anyone actually like this guy?

Can't argue with those numbers.

Fun Facts about the Giants:

The Giants are 1 of only 5 teams in the NFL that have yet to score 30 points in a game. This seems very odd considering the Giants have Eli Manning, OBJ, Cruz, and Shepard. However it puts it all in perspective when you look at the other 4 teams that haven't scored 30 points in a game yet this season: Bears, 49ers, Texans, and Browns.

Pic Related is Ben Mcadoo and his Offensive play sheet. The funny thing about this Image is that per PFF the Giants run an 11 personnel (3WR, 1TE, 1RB) formation on 96% of all their offensive plays and 100% of the time on passing plays. He has that huge mess of a play sheet to call plays from 1 formation

Cowboys 38
Giants 24

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He's the only TV personality I know of that frequently posts on a Burmese Floating-Garden forum.

But no.

How many playcalls a nigga need.

Out of all the shit that you posted in your moronic post, I can tell that it's false by one fact: the last time the Cowboys beat the Chiefs in Arrowhead was in 2009, and I know that you wouldn't go to that because who the fuck would want to go watch a Chiefs game when they were 0-4.

a fuckton to call a busted screen on the flat on a long 3rd apparently

Yeha the miles austin game. I really went....

Did they ever end up finding him?

Last two digits of the first user to give me a (you) is how many beers Fratty Matty "Yo toss me another Natty" Stafford drinks on a weekly basis

>who the fuck would want to go watch a Chiefs game when they were 0-4.

>raiders finish ahead of the chiefs with a 5-11 record

There will be a day when I'll have to honestly look people in the face an explain to them that the Chargers were the only good team in the AFCW for a good number of seasons.

The Cowpies had him as a fucking starter. last year was the worst offense by a team eva. but Dak is an O-line baby....

(you)

Let's find out.

>He fell for the Johnson meme on ESPN

Damn, hung over and come back?

No. Cowboys fans hate Shit Bayless with a passion. When he's not busy spreading slander about Troy Aikman or prepping his wife for le angry black supremacist on First Take, he's usually out being a homer for a team that wants nothing to do with his scumbag ass.

Fuck Shit Bayless.

10 beers a day

I can see it

>tfw there's a good shot another seahawk will get injured in the fucking snow
>team is slowly being gutted

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all of these sports debaters are retarded

Thomas got his karma

Couldn't happen to a more deserving team either.

>Sites statistics and facts to support argument
>Sup Forums's guy

user...

>leading league in yards and TDs
>no games with fewer than 100 yards contributed

I'm pretty sure I jumped on that bandwagon before it was a thing but I dont think I have named posts about him so I guess you have no reason to believe me

this is skips brother if you didnt know

>more mexican everyday

just like the cowboys fanbase ::^^))

No self respecting Cowboys fan likes Shit Bayless.

is skip worse than cowherd?

>why do you play zone defense?
>"well, uh.."

But if you are a Sup Forumsartan you have to respect his troll game. Guy is literally the god of sports related trolling.

Cowherd's all right, he's no SVP (the only guy remotely watchable on E!SPN) but he's definitely a lot better than Shit Gayless.

>you have to respect his troll game
How fucking old are you?

Looks like you fell victim to him and took him seriously.

The dude literally does what we do for free but gets paid millions to do it.

>talk shit about other players' karma
>entire team gets injured
lel

This is about media respectability and journalistic integrity. What kind of media outlet would hire this assclown? No wonder CNN can't figure out how Trump won when they are partly responsible for his election. They haven't learned your lesson either.

>levy returns sunday
>at ford field
>no cutlel
>no jeffery
How fucked are the burrs?

>This is about media respectability and journalistic integrity

Skip isn't a journalist and no one takes him as such. He's paid to give an opinion -- quite often polemic, at that -- and people tune in.

It's a sports opinion show, not some investigative journalism looking into hard-hitting reports on the league.

at least youre playing the even more injured packers

>Looks like you fell victim to him and took him seriously.

No, I don't watch or listen to him and why should I respect someone for intentionally acting stupid? Because it's contrarian?

Is this more of that "ironic" behavior millennials love so fucking much? I swear if kids these days had a genuine honest emotion they might put down the phone long enough to put niggers and spics back in their place.

>there are people in the thread RIGHT NOW who are sleeping on the chiefs

>Seahawks @ Packers forecasted for 4-7 inches of snow Sat night into Monday morning

Knowing the lions they'll find a way to lose and then go on to beat the Giants and the Cowboys.

>there are people in the thread RIGHT NOW who are sleeping with the chiefs

Seahawks got cucked by Brett the last time they played in the snow. I believe.

>rams junior high

I'm a raidnigger and I'm still sleeping on you faggots. You're going to choke the division lead next week and have to play the Clots in the WC.

>Thinking memriota can outmeme the meme team
>Raidnigger delusions

Either memiota or King Meme himself in the final week.