What is the best piece of life advice Sup Forums has been given?

What is the best piece of life advice Sup Forums has been given?

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kill yourself OP

Traps are not gay

Do what you want . When you are truly happy you will find people who don't want to see you happy, get rid of them. You need not to have people who have a negative influence on you.

>Underrated advice
Stay to yourself. I stopped telling people things or even stopped being around such people for the sole purpose of I saw them as being toxic to me. Don't want this to sound too tumblr-like but yeah. Staying to myself has done wonders to my life recently, wish I would've know that in highschool.

Is everything ok OP?

be the change you want to see in the world

Let it pass, let it go

Don't be such a fag OP

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Also, another good one is to be the person that you never had while growing up. Be the person you've always wish you had in your life.

If you cant be confident, act confident

Don't save yourself for marriage. Fuck as many girls as you can

Kys

On being afraid to love

This is the shittiest advice I've ever seen. The only way to act with confidence is to have confidence. You can't fake that shit

Can't remember if this is related or not

fine. There was a thread on this the other night and got to thinking about it, so figured id make another one and see what life experiences Sup Forums had to share.

Life advice pt.1

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that's about it for now, i'll try and dig into my phone

It's right in front of everyones eyes
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Eat well, fuck good, and have lots of fun. Otherwise, what the hell are you living for?

Life is fleeting, your actions will amount to nothing substantial so why not do as you please

I am one with the force. The force is with me.

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>I'm op
>you can't Google
Fuck off new friend

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"Fun" as commonly understood leaves you hollow after a while. Go outside more, exercise regularly, read broadly and don't drink more than once a month. Don't watch TV, and for crying out loud quit porn.

Mastery of a craft is important. It doesn't have to be anything elaborate, but find something you like and study/practice it until you know nearly everything about it. From auto-repair, to brewing, to fucking nuclear physics, it doesn't matter just engage with something that allows you to develop a skill instead of merely "entertaining" yourself.

As a human, developing yourself beyond mere animal desires if something of a birthright. You're capable of it, but you've been raised in an environment of shallow hedonism. Shake off the stupor.

Harm noone. Live well

slicing cheese with a potato peeler

i probably saved atleast half a year of my life already that I would've been fumbling around with a knife trying to slice them

get dubs

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i ould have fot trips

Delete system 32 its a virus

>if she willing to cheat on her bf to be with you, then she's willing to cheat on you to be with someone else.

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It gets better but only if you do something.

Told me to suck a dick and it was awesome and now I love it.

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shut it user, easily done

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You're the universe asking itself "what am I?"

The god-head is never an object of it's own knowledge, just as fire doesn't burn it's self, a knife doesn't cut it's self and light doesn't illuminate it's self.

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Don't be a nigger.

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger

work will set you free

This is gold especially the part about selling out.
Its crazy how whorish people irl are.

>Stop smoking weed and get things done in your life

it worked out very well

Find people to be around whom you admire and want to emulate. Don't surround yourself with people who will bring you down to their level. Spend time with people who will uplift you.

Also...don't borrow trouble. You will have enough issues of your own. You don't need to take on the problems of others. You can help, but do not make them your own.

Also...start saving a ton of money as soon as possible. Live below your means. When you are 50+ years old and don't have to beg for handouts or bury yourself in debt, you'll be glad for years of living simply.

''Dont be a faggot"

don't trust women

"All world affairs are to do with money and power. Nothing to with religion just money and power. Power and control over resources and the money that can be made by exploiting them". Someone who knows things that should not be told to others told me that.

>not being able to use a knife

why not Mora today my friend?

did he know that you sucked off your sleeping father or something. what 'should not be known.'

*THIS*
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Nothing good will ever come of masturbating at your daughter in law's baptism

wdnt be here if had received such ting

"If the telly is broke, find a bitch you can poke"
My old man was wise, I miss him

just me that's hearing Baz Luhrman's Sunscreen as I read this?

This.

>When you catch a woman in a big lie, usually the first thing they will do is cry
>when you stop looking for a romantic partner is strangely when you will most likely find one
>speak to children as if they were adults in a sense. They're a lot smarter than many people think, for example don't call an excavator a "digger" or baby-talk them as toddlers
>when you need to say something serious to a child get on the same eye-level as them or them to you
>live below your means and start saving money (I try for the %10 of every check rule) as possible
>be around positive and successful people who you want to be like, you become who you surround yourself with
>realize that you are personally responsible for each of your own thoughts words and actions, have control of yourself.

nothing matters
you will get over everthing eventually

that girl you like?
yeh she is nothing

your wife? nothing
your children? nothing

never care user everything will pass
attachment is suffering

Actually pretty good life advice...
Unexpected on Sup Forums

Spoken like a true 20y old, ie. shit advice

College+Grad school is basically a requirement these days, but don't major in Woman's Studies or Philosophy.

Credit score is pointless, unless you have bad credit, but building up credit is pointless. Don't buy what you can't afford and you'll be fine

Eat whatever the fuck you want, just exercise it off, dieting and shit just makes you unhappy. Find something physical you enjoy doing and the rest is cake

Agree about the drug stuff, don't let yourself get addicted, that's a tough battle

A lot of people here just act like retards they actually are moderately successful people

Well traps ARE guys coz they fuck men. But lusting for traps isn't

Never lease a car

>10 (the market value one)
all the virgins felt so happy about this when they first read it

Take care of yourself first.

This is some real shit.

>never grow your expenses/luxury level as fast as your wage level
the greatest source of happiness for a millenial is financial security. having a couple months worth of rent on your bank account matters.

>people dont like complainers.
regardless if you have a point.
say nice things, people think nice of you.
bitch about it, people wont like you.

That's actually the single best "advice" someone can give.

Aye m8, like cheating on me to be back with her boyfriend

Act like you are the most confident, handsome and funniest man there is.
Unless you are ugly, kys

"Never stick your dick in crazy"

Your mom will die in her sleep tonight

OP kill yourself kek wills it

sometimes its okay to just shut the fuck up

I do fuck stick

From The Bebop:
"Everyones putting a lid on something that smells..
The world...
whats going on in the world...
with all these lids, the world is going to be burried in lids,
They keep us from seeing the truth, Yeah it's all those lids..."

winrar

This. I was awkward as fuck in high school until I decided to just imitate the popular kids.

I quickly learned that confidence is 90% just a mindset.

also;
>chicks don't like assholes, but assholes have great confidence and chicks dig confidence.

you can act however you want if you look good and are forward sexually

you guys are putting the cart before the horse
girls like these guys because of their genes not the way they act. its so obvious

Traps are gay and whoever wants to fuck traps is gay

Where do you live and why havent you used a dedicated osthyvel instead?

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People tell me this all the time. Probably the best advice I've ever received.

That's not how traps work

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I can give you better advice,
never listen to old people, they are a relic of time past and mostly possess only infantile ideas that belong to another era and have since become obsolete

You don't need 100 solutions to problems that might happen. Only solve the problems that do.

Well, ofc it won't work if you look like a trainwreck, but in the eyes of a women confidence and drive mattes a lot.

>A fun and confident 4/10 is perceived as a 8/10.
>A boring and insecure 8/10 is perceived as a 4/10.

Stop masturbating

>best piece of life advice Sup Forums has been given

OP is faggot.

>it is the one universal truth of Sup Forums

Kek'd
Wise old man

cool story, bro. is that anything like if you can't be smart, try to act smart? the facade melts away soon enough.

>Disregard promiscous ladies
>Acquire currency