I need some advice from you's because my dick is stronger than my brain rn. I'll greentext the situation

I need some advice from you's because my dick is stronger than my brain rn. I'll greentext the situation.

>be me 18 fairly attractive dude
>bad habit of fucking other dudes girls
>just like it for the power and how much it turns the girl on being so naughty
>been talking to best bro's girl
>last night it got serious, nudes, video of her faping for me, plans to meet Sunday
>this is bro's first girlfriend
>he thinks he loves her
>but she's a whore and everyone else knows it
>he should know it, she throws it in his face and hates him for his willful ignorance
>he's gone for a week right now and she said she needs some space
>pic related
>so here's my dilemma
>I haven't gotten any in weeks
>Toohornytoresistqt314.jpeg
>but if they don't break up God forbid she'll surely use this as ammo someday
>Broship will surely be over

So this is how I see my options
1: Fuck her, keep it hush-hush. Get some sweet side puss often and a hell of an inside joke till it all falls around us. My usual style.
2: Fuck her, then tell him myself. Prove she's a whore then hope is isn't pissed and help him through breakup.
3: Tell him she's a whore with proof, keeping the brodome intact. Cut her off. Remain sexless loser for even longer.
4: Tell him with proof, ask if it's cool I fuck her on her way out the door. Keeps brodome intact, but basically ruins the whole thing for me subconsciously.

What does b think?
Shitposts default to 1 in my mind

if he really is your bro then op3 is best, you can still go fuck other dudes girls.

op4 might work if you play your cards well, 'cuz he's gonna know about it sooner or later.

You already know it's gonna crumble around you sooner or later, so the real question you have to ask yourself is how much do you value your bros friendship?

In my mind, any option other than telling him straight up (omitting the whole "I get off on fucking other dudes girls" thing) will probably end up losing both the girl and your bro for you.

don't fuck her, don't tell him

anything else will ruin your friendship

If you hadn't already fucked his girlfriend maybe you'd have a chance to stay friends, but if I were him I'd never trust you again. Just break it off with both or keep fucking her until she breaks up wth him, he has never been your bro.

bros before hoes

You have to ask yourself:
>what do I want more? A best buddy or to get your dick wet a few times?

>Is this guy really my best friend? Is this girl really that hot?

>How easily could I get another best friend? How easily could I find another girl to fuck?"

Tell him straight, show him how slutty she has been and kick her out. You'll get some later, don't ruin a broship over it.

post her nudes you fucking faggot

Whores are a dime a dozen. Good friends become increasingly few and far between the older you get. You've already proven to yourself you're capable of getting this chick to fuck you, so you'll have no problem finding other bitches. Tell your bro with solid proof, he might get mad at you at first, it's an irrational but common reaction to this kind of news, but just tell him you thought he deserved to know about her. If he's a real bro, he'll realize what you did for him eventually.

Fuck her. Have her break up with him very soon. I had two friends in high school who were assholes to their girlfriends. They liked me, wanted to fuck, I passed on it because we were "friends". Friends have a way of going away, so do girls, but whatever.

fuck someone else, you don't fuck your buddies chick, that the low quality shit.

bros come and go just as often as bitches. do it. DO IT

Keep your buddy and show him your convo's and the pictures she sent you

Are you seriously asking Sup Forums what to do? It should be fucking obvious that you don't fuck your "BEST BRO'S" girlfriend.
And I get that you're still a kid, but if you're so condifent you can fuck her why don't you just fuck some other random girl, seems like you only care about getting your dick wet.

You dumb shit asshole not making a whole being the only option is option 3 so you can keep on live with yourself. Also with 18 you might not see it but brohoods are for life it is somewhat sacred you moron
you dont deserve a bro-friend

>bros come and go
They do, but as you get older true friends become far and few between.

Op needs to ask himself if this guy is a true friend. If this guy has gone out of his way to help him or would he if the opportunity rose.

tell her to fuck off and go pick up a girl outside in real life like a normal guy you dipshit

bro my ass. i wouldnt fuck my bros girls.
i have 2 legit bros 20+ years.

if you are a bro go op3.

this happend me once, but i was the one with the hoe. i know how it feels, if you think it is love. but it could backfire, because he will try to "save" their relationship.

keep the brodome intact. Integrity is what separates us from derelicts.

you asked us our opinion, so don't get all butthurt when you see answers you may not like.

Option 5: Kill yourself for even thinking about cucking your bro.

tell him before you do anything, show him proof if required

you dont want him to find out after you fucked her

Seems to be the majority answer. Thanks guys. I'll talk to him about her. Fucking horny though. Whatever, plenty of fish right?

Dubs checked. I screenshotted and saved everything for exactly that reason before I got to this point. That's what I'm going to do. Thanks man.

yeah there are always more girls to fuck, but best friends are rare

grab her by the pussy dont listen to these fag lord virgin queef suckers theyre just a bunch of faggots

Youre fucked if you pick option 3 surely? You've been sexting her, exchanging pictures/ vids etc? What if that comes out (which by the sounds of her it might) then you've lost your bro

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Tag team

That's part of the debate. It will come out, that's how I'll get him to believe she's a thot finally. Means to an end imo. Hopefully it won't blow up in my face.

don't tell him, he's gonna hate you for this anyways. Just fuck her and let it all fall around you. You are already a shitty friend for doing what you did anyways. Might as well fuck someone else while your fucking yourself, right?

I did this dude, but haven't been discovered yet!

>friend starts going out with 6/10 stuck up girl
>me and other friends can't stand her but it's his first gf and he's in love after like a month
>get drunk one night and bump into her in a bar
>she's wasted and starts basically telling me she wants the D from me
>turns her from a 6/10 to a 7/10 (which is fuckable in my book)
>take her to a nearby hotel and fuck her, leave the hotel a couple hours later and get home around 6am (living with parents at the time
>he's been with her for 4 years now and noone knows this secret
>I am disgusted in myself and wished I'd never done it

I don't care about your bullshit, but i fucked a girl in a relationship. There was a picture of the two of them sitting on the bedside cabinet. I winked right at his smiling face as i bent his girlfriend over. So hot.

Well he'll definitely believe you but he'll also know you were sending dickpics to his girl and arranging to meet up behind his back. If you were my mate and did that to me I doubt we'd be mates after

are you good mates though or is it just some guy you know?

We're good friends but I don't see him that much anymore.

The other lads used to joke saying one of us should fuck her and split them up but noone knows I actually have

been fucking my buddies wife for 3 years now, fuck her it will be start of something great

Bro friendships are for fags.
Fuck her and nut on her face user.

We've been friends since middle school. Wouldn't say he's my closest friend ever, but he's my longest consistent friend.

Whats your buddies wife first name?

this is hot though i'd love to bang my friends bird in a hotel on a night out

>sexless loser
>singular pass/fail metric for success
Doing it wrong.

Other than that, 3 or 4 are the only options that makes you not a complete asshat. Do with that what you will.

Kek

You're a fucking normie, you're retarded for coming to Sup Forums for advice, and you behave like being a Chad is your highest aspiration in life.
You're not one of us, GTFO my Sup Forums.

I swear I could easily do it again.

A big group of us went out last weekend and my mate and his gf were there, I hadn't seen them in about 8 months.

She kept talking to me really closer and half dancing/rubbing herself up me. And looking into my eyes for an extended period of time

Dubs checked. Guess you're the devil on my shoulder? Shit man. You make a solid argument. But I don't need any more bad karma.

there are always more girls to fuck... but there amount of bros you have in this world is far more limited

Dont let the pussy hold power over you. Youll feel regret as soon as you come and then youll be stressed out. Stress leads to gray hairs and wrinkles. No pussy is worth that. Youre attractive and young theres plenty. Youve already conquered this vagina, the fun part is over. Keep friend and dich girl. Get the puss puss off the pedestal

Green text?
Pics?

>putting pussy on this high of a pedestal
user pls

You must do your duty as a man and bang the whore, take pics and share with your real Sup Forumsros.

this.

Although the pussy power is very strong.

The regret is tough to get over after you've splurged over her ass

bang her again and share stories bro

kira

dangit almost

Lol I can't I've got a gf myself now and wouldn't cheat.

Was a good though, she was absolute filth. Let me bang her with her dress still on and swallowed my load. I've never been with a girl other than her who swallowed my spunk

all women swallow dude

I've only had one girl who wouldn't swallow regularly but even she did it occasionally. You need to find better women, dude.

Jump into a fire, it's the only way.

Been with 6 and only 1 swallowed.

Obviously looking in the wrong places

you just arent fucking them good enough 2bh
girls will do anything in a state of lust

I've cum on ass, tits face, hair...everywhere but down their throat

You need to videotape getting some and have her make Vs with her fingers while you shout "Bros before hoes man, bros before hoes!"

Use that for proof. Then you give him a manly hug and say "I am doing this because I love you in a totally heterosexual way. Let's have a threesome and show that hoe the power of our brotherhood!" He should be fine with this because of bros before hoes.

Then you spitroast her. He gets the blowjob while you do anal, asserting your superior status with "his girl". When the sex is over and she's lying in bed with a satisfied smile tell her to close her eyes. Then you both take a huge shit on her and compare the length of your logs. Laugh at her for being a dumb whore. She'll hate you both, but within a few weeks she'll be back for more sex because she is a dumb whore.

he sounds like a beta faggot
not someone you wanna be friends with
fuck her and tell him to fuck off

just restrain their hands with hand cuffs and throat fuck them dude

super deep throat style
blow ur load right down that throat

Really? Quit making shit up.

thats why I Sup Forums

Tell bro the full truth, if he fucks off he fucks off. If not u get a 3some.
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PRofito

Fuck her
Record everything
Show it to brow
Ask for a threesome

or better yet, convince him to let you fuck her on a daily basis or you will spread the video to everyone. Also force him to watch.
Then make her pregnant, then run like tyrone.
If being tyrone is not up to you, force her to abort or you will show the vids to everyone.
If that doesnt work, ask for forgiveness, and sencretly feed her aborting pills.
Then leave her for killing your first non-born.

Two and four are your best bets mate

>defecates

The only thing worth considering is what you think of your friend. She literally doesn't matter, so take that out of the equation.

Do you want to live knowing you cucked your best friend? Does it matter whether he never knows, finds out, or you tell him? I doubt it's possible he'll never know because a dumb whore will know.

I used to fuck other dudes' girls for the same reason. Developed a pretty bad reputation in college. The pussy was great, but I had no male friends. I think I probably missed out on that camaraderie.

Pussy is easy. Don't target your bro's girl, even if she is a dumb whore.

Also, since she's already sent you stuff, you need to tell him pronto. Just say you were fucking around and didn't think she'd go full retard, but you wanted to let him know.

Most likely you won't be friends with this guy in a year anyway seeing as how you're seriously considering fucking his first girlfriend knowing damn well it'd crush him. It's probably best for you to fuck her sp he can see that you're both pieces of shit that he shouldn't waste his time on.

He's gonna find out about you getting nudes from her so you might as well fuck her

Assuming this is even real and not some masturbation fantasy...there is an easy solution OP. Because you are young and not as experienced as fucking women and handling their inferior brains and emotions as I am, I will give you the wisdom that only a Sup Forums master can bestow on you. All you have to do to fuck this girl and keep your friendship is set up a camera where you fuck, film the girl as many times as possible, degrade her on film, without her knowing of course, and tell her later that if she ever tells your friend you will put her porn tapes all over the net, facebook, send them to her family blah blah blah blah blah you're gay

This. You already went too far and are a shitty friend. Hopefully this wasn't a REAL BEST bro because that's going to hurt.

>fucked a best friends girl for months
>8yrs later still wish I could hang out with Josh

Is not that if it didn't happen to you it's all fake user.

You're not a "bro", you're a snake and a fuckboy.

>these

Eiffel towering a broad really takes a relationship to new heights, with your bro.

I support this anons advice.

I wouldnt insult snakes like that.

It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself you care about your "bro". I'd honestly reconsider my whole value system if I were you. If a bunch of fags on the Internet have to tell you the right thing to do then you have more problems than being a "sex less loser". What are you 18? Jesus man