I'm new here. My friends said now that I'm a 14 year old, I should move to Sup Forums where all the cool kids are at...

I'm new here. My friends said now that I'm a 14 year old, I should move to Sup Forums where all the cool kids are at. You guys raided the pool right? That was cool. And you hack Minecraft accounts which is also cool. I wanna join your fun group. My friends also said Sup Forums is a great place to start. I see boobies, so that's fun! I hope I have happy fun times here.

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Is that one of the secret Sup Forums memes I need to know?

why did you want to get banned?

I really hope this is just some low quality bait but with all the newfags shitting this place up o am not so sure.

When adults pretend to be kids, why do they talk so much more childishly than actual kids that age?

Who are you talking to?

BECAUSE THEY'RE FAGGOTS

I did say I was new. Why do you guys put "fag" after every noun?

Probably

Man this is weird. Google+ is much more normal than this. I can't handle all of these weird numbers.

I see boobies everywhere in the ads. Is this place porn? Hm...

welcome

Jesus stop saying boobies

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stop acting like a dumbfag, just start doing as we do

Look, my man, my friend, my pal, my bro, my amigo, my home slice, my bread slice

you don't know what your getting into here

go away

well, you wouldn't know newfag

>do
*Sigh*

I am a G+ user. I am 14. And I am a newfag. This was just something stupid I wanted to do. I never used Sup Forums in my life. I just heard bad things from it. Sorry or whatever.

What the actual fuck. Why are there porn ads here? Is this a non legit porn area...?

There we go. This is a more beleivable 14 year old, OP.