I just got back from McDonald's and feel like a piece of shit.
There is a McD's right by my apartment that I go to often. I went there earlier today and got a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, 6 chicken McNuggets, and a Sausage McMuffin. After work I was craving it all over again and ended up stopping by the drive-thru again.
I was pretty worried the same girl at the first window would still be on shift so I put on a winter hat and put the collar of my jacket up. When I drove up with my exact same order as earlier she was there to take my money.
She said, "you're here AGAIN?" as I was handing her the money while trying to avoid eye contact and I just lost it. I have social anxiety and I ended up retracting my arm so fast I spilled the change all over her side and started stuttering something about "my wife" and then I started to hyperventilate and felt an anxiety attack coming on.
I just floored it and I am so glad there was no one in front of me because I peeled out of there. I can still see her face.
I'll have to start going to a new McDonald's even though the closest one is like 10 minutes away. Maybe I'll switch to Wendy's I don't know.
Anyway, aside for just sharing one of the worst and most embarrassing moments of 2017 so far I was wondering how you would have reacted and responded to the cashier's remark.
Daniel Gomez
Holy fuck lol
Julian Cooper
>copypasta
Isaiah Ward
please stop posting this idiotic thread.
Tyler Jenkins
i mean when i was in a bad place i went to the same arbys multiple times a week but ive never had someone say that....maybe cause i dont go to the same place twice in a day.... fast food is special, like once a week at maximum.... you just need to get healthy my man
Nathaniel Foster
My wife goes to Mc D to get coffee and I go to get a quick 2/2.50$ Mc Chicken on the way to work so much...when we separated for 3 months The girls at the drive thru were the ones that pushed her to get back with me.
Isaiah Clark
" I never left, just been licking my mcnuggets, watching you breath."
Charles Kelly
I would have done this
"(fake smile) Heh, yeah."
Joshua Kelly
>a Quarter Pounder with Cheese >a Sausage McMuffin >ordering lunch and breakfast items at the same time
lmao i have to switch drivethrus all the time because of this. i alternate day/night shifts and different locations depending on the day
Isaac Harris
Who doesn't eat lunch and breakfast together... Also two types of fast food in the same Neal are great.
Ryder Roberts
this is old copy pasta
Samuel Fisher
I usually just ignore drive thru cashiers unless they fuck up my change/the order They're subhuman trash anyway.
Nolan Harris
"You work at fucking McDonalds, mind your own business bitch." Done.
Lincoln Fisher
>They're subhuman trash >They You are what you eat.
Ian Thompson
This ^ Fucking burger slaves aren't allowed to criticize.
Landon Russell
I only eat fast food because I don't have time to prepare meals. And I live in a nigger motel without cooking amenities. At least the entertainment's free though. I get to watch retards being dragged off to jail while their trailer trash wives/girlfriends are sopping blood from their mouths.
Parker Martinez
next time post the other pasta with the chick coming outside and inviting the autist inside that one is at least a little funny
Brody Jackson
>I live in a nigger motel You are where you live.
Oliver Wood
>loored it and I am so glad there was no o
Easton White
no u
Nicholas Gray
uh hunh and i bet you make 165k after taxes and have 75 inch dong and yet are posting on a website for faggot nerds and pedophiles fancy that
Logan Taylor
Wow. How fucking fat are you guys that the drive thru cunts know your marital situation and then proceed to bring you two ham planets back together?
Luis Smith
you should have made it about her. that always diffuses those kinda of situations. "Nah babe i'm not weird, I just needed to see those pretty eyes again." then leave before she calls the cops
Luke Cox
u wanna check that again? they don't sell trips like those at McDs
Cameron Diaz
Let me guess, you offer your girls a healthy, warm bowl of eggs when you bring them back to your place?
Ayden Stewart
Dude, that's why you rotate your drive-thru outings. At least try to wait until after shift change before you go back (though there's always a chance they'll be working a McDouble shift)
Owen Jenkins
>wondering how you would have reacted and responded >'you're here again?" spouts silly burger twat >"yup" >"oh, you must be trying to get my number" >"yup" >"well why don't you just pull that dick up to the drive thru window and i'll give it a toot?" >"yup" >proceed to get dick sucked through mcdonalds drive thru window >#i'mlovinit this could have gone so well, OP
Isaac Johnson
sounds like you ain't down with Breakfast Town you fuckin clown
John Johnson
next time order a McNigger and she what she says this pasta by the way, sad to see so many real responses
Jack Johnson
You should have said yeah it is the closest mc donalds also I like the costumer service, I live right on the apartments over there I hope I see you more often have a nice weekend.
Jayden Adams
You're posting here too
Carson Howard
if you want hiv/aids do this they'le just get hiv/aids jerry to spit in ur mcnuggies
Aaron Butler
No. I just like flirting with strangers. I also look pretty creepy so I generally expect them to be afraid/uncomfortable. Can you post that pasta? I forget exactly how it went, but I would tell you what I would do if i could read it.
Levi Sanders
not really I once almost got an asian girl at a chinesse restaurant she starting asking me where I worked, where I studied. was there by the grab I fucked up I wasnt prepared also it was weird. Still regret that day. also im the guy that gave this advice, fuck I need to fuck an asian chick this will be on my bucket list
Elijah Ramirez
calm down dude
Daniel Morales
OMG what fucking faggot! I wouldve just said, "Yeah, I know. Its been a shitty day at work and got no time to cook. I have to go back in twenty minutes, but hey, what are you gonna do, right?"
You couldve saved the embarrassment, plus, you couldve come by as a hard-working dude with a busy schedule. Girls like that in a guy. Busy gys.