What would you do if you were in this situation?

What would you do if you were in this situation?

Be happy I found a yandere gf

God I want a gf as clingy and insane as that.

Pee in her butt and then wipe the cheese dust from Doritos in her eye.
Then go find a better girlfriend.
Duh.

not be a fucking beta and dump her
but really come the fuck on, either this is some recovering alcoholics mom or just a crazy bitch

bitch please, the pussy better be from heaven iteslf or else it's time for a side bitch

The second she handed me a piece of paper like that I'd be single again.

End it quickly before she shits in your mailbox

find a new fucktoy

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Is that your mom op?

Fuck that shit

i record myself doing everything on the list, make a cool montage. then when we are snuggling on the couch i play the movie i made and see what happens.

Yeah, tell that bitch to fuck right off.

monthly?

How hot is she? I'm a clingy cunt with trust issues so on the surface this doesn't seem too bad to me.

I think there is a 99% chance that you (the bf) are the crazy one that prompted these rules

I'd bet some money that you did at least a few of these things...
Got caught drunk driving
Went loli-gagging with Paul
Cheated on your gf and cried like a bitch begging for her to come back
Probably had drunk gay sex with Paul

"Lol fuck you"

>CALL UP PAUL
>TELL HIM TO STOP FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND
>ASK IF HE WANTS TO GET SLOPPY
>HEAD TO THE BAR
>CHEAP BEER
>PAUL SHOWS UP
>PLAY DARTS AND DRINK
>CAN BARELY WALK HOME
>URINATE ON THE BACK FENCE LIKE ALWAYS
FUCKIN' LOVE PAUL, I CAN SEE WHAT SHE SEES IN HIM

goto the bar with paul and say you didn't.

derp

I agree. Let's play doubles advocate. He fucked up bad with Paul, probably with drinking and drugs or something, and in her infinite female mercy and loving heart she gave him another chance, like Jesus would. But he had to agree to a few rules.

>light paper on fire
>walk out

I also have a friend name Paul who is a degenerate. My gf doesn't care if we hang out

Or OP is a huge faggot with a track record for fucking his life up with arrest records and drunk gay sex with Paul

i am getting too old to put up with is shit @ 25
i am just going to do what i want and if she doesnt like it she can fuck off

billions of women on the planet that want my dick

Have fun being alone for the rest of your life

friends + tinder + i dont care
relationships with women are pointless in 2017

Teach her grammar and improve her handwritting

I'm all honesty. Hey, Id deal with it. It's not like i have a girlfriend. Hey see it likes this maybe you will learn to appreciate your girl more this way.

Sit down with her and have a conversation and try to come to an understanding, one which both parties can agree on. After an hour or so when things are wrapping up have make up sex, then tell her she's a controlling bitch and she has to pack her shit and leave

dump her
if she kills me, I guess that saves me the effort