W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D!

W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D!

Sup Forums's Premier Cooking Show f-for Three years running!

How is everyone d-doing?

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Hey!!!!

bump

*hug*

bumping yes

bumpu bumpu desu ne

The rules says nothing about proxys, so why do you hate them?

Bump...

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Thoughts on my cat?

Good evening Alice!

Good evening Reimu

Looking forward to good food...

Hey Alice, I've been cooking too! Everything I make turns out burnt or filled with oil though, but it's fun.

ssss

Thats one cute cat

*hugs back* H-hey there doll

It seems very annoyed with you.
Hello Sky.
W-what sort of things have you been trying to make?

What is this thread?

Looks disgruntled

*hugs forward*

Bumpu

hey alice so i have a really hard time with expressing myself and i find it really hard to actually describe what i want out of social and emotional situations, and every day im living with huge amounts of indifference.

I hope it claws your balls, m8

humm im interested

This is interesting

I don't understand, is it a pizza, or is it a sandwich

eh... what is this dish...?

hallo!

Thought on my bb

Just f-follow my easy steps and k-keep your eyes off my legs, and you'll c-cook it correctly every time, 80% of the time!

But l-let's not go too fast. There is an order t-to it after all. Let's s-start with some tea

I've made eggs, cookies and I tried ground beef as well.

Whoa! And here I thought it was grilled cheese! This sounds amazing!

Hey there! Me too!

Post that braless webm again

Alice, I've never participated in your threads, but I want to thank you all the same for somethong original and not the same old porn cesspit that Sup Forums has become.

Thanks.

It's cooking with Alice3D! Obviously~
I think the chances are high.
It is magic.
Haha... That image.
>k-keep your eyes off my legs
That's asking a lot, you know

robobump

Is Jack here?

JACK ARE YOU HERE?

B-boy do I know that feel.

Yes!

B-but this is tea! Let m-me pour you a cup!

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>k-keep your eyes off my legs

So you're saying this meal is impossible to learn

Umm... I'm really hoping the cookies weren't the one that was filled with oil.... As long as that isn't the case, I think you're probably fine.Hai, Reimu! It does sound good!

I d-do my best

What do you think about Jmonkeyengine?

... Y-yes, ma'am.

This is a girl(male) right?

Yea

This is a guy dressed like a woman right?

Thats what I'm thinking at least

Hey Reisen. Good to see you here for dinner!

It's an attention whore, yes.

I t-think it is garbage, use a b-better language than javascript.

Full biological girl

Woman

L-let's go through part one, shall we? T-there will be two parts

I'm more interested in the shape your collarbones make.

Wonderful

Alice is the teacher, and we're not supposed to look at her legs and a ruler is involved.... the innuendo writes itself.... and I have this tea... I need to boil water...

Pink chicken is the best though.

Sup Forums has fallen so far...
This absolute cancer wouldn't be here 10 years ago

vagine has been revealed by now guys

tho i think everyone was too slow to notice

:( wearing a bra today?

idk why i kek'd so hard

Yeah, of course! E-expect me from now on! I'm done resting on my laurels!
Isn't it exciting?

How s-sad for you! Part two!

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I w-was here ten years ago. It w-was far more cancerous.

Alice what if I like eating my chicken raw?

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION 10 YEARS AGO

Unless I see a clit, it'll always be a tranny for me.
And, by the way, it's called vagina, not vagine, nor there has been any leak.

Hey faggot why havent kys yet?
Thoughts on my dinner

Stutter is linked to many Autism Spectrum Disorders.
You should get tested and diagnosed

No she has a twitch stream she sounds much more feminine there
Fuck dude you better not be messing with me
Best I saw was a slight panty shot from the stream

Hey alice can we do this? U can choose

Calling that cooking is an insult to cooks. Even for that inexistent "chef at Wendy's" from the copypasta.

Have you seen the cancer that b has become? Its non-stop amateur porn threads.

This on the other hand is original and random...all that b hasnt been in a long time.

So stfu.

T-then enjoy your fucking illnesses kiddo!

D-don't worry, I'm reaaaal close.

It looks garbage compared to my pizza sandwich.


M-moving on!

You need t-to carefully season your chicken with salt, pepper, and w-what ever spices you like. I l-like a little bit of basil

Why did you lay a sausage on his face

This is far sexier then I remember good show

M8 low test boys sound like girls and besides its hotter if its a girl(male)

Javascript is the scariest thing i have ever seen in my life. It's literal chaos.

Do you have a boyfriend?

I WAS THINKING IT
*nod, nod*
You're a little weirdy, ain'tcha?

Well it tastes better than ur shitty
Chiken pizza wtf

following me again. i told you get out of here, stalker!!!

D-don't insult the chef, she h-has knives and c-cannot use them

I come back to Sup Forums for the first time in years and come across this.

This is actually kinda nice, carry on lads. It sure fucking beats the endless trap spam when I used to browse here.

Are these threads an everyday thing now?

She has a girl

I would Alice would cook something more creative besides chicken.

Everyday it's chicken.

Not wife material at all.

george foreman grilling chicken
i might just have an aneurysm

Believe me I like traps as much as the next guy but I really don't think she is one.
she has a girlfriend

Alice, i have one unrelated question...
what is your opinion on C#?

Girlfriend

I love you OP

I wish Alice would*

>Alright, n-now you carefully grill the chicken

Have you ever considered the fact that "grill" means different things in other countries? Similar, but not the same. Some people may end up cooking things wrong!

Fridays! Tea on other days, too.

Alice, why not simply chopping off your fucking arms? You could get a pair of those robo-bitch arms and go pimping slicing and dicing with precision, either that or you would bleed out, either way it's a win-win!

Hehe i love these threats frends :))

Gay
Gtfo or post feet.

Sup Forums has always been a porn filled dump and also how is this original/random. All I see is another rpfag that is in denial that it's an attentionwhore.

Chicken is cheap. Alice has a big focus on budget foods.

So you're a MtF trap who likes girls? Shouldn't you like men?

Who's your girlfriend?

The greenscreen one with her dog running in the background?

Shovel dog, that gif makes me kek every single time.

The hand maiden is a sick Korean movie about lesbians

I wish she'd cook some sausage, my sausage, in her boipussy

Post feet.

Rate my knife

>ow is this original/random

It's original because it hasn't been posted anywhere else before. Do you understand what "original" means?

It's random because it doesn't belong anywhere else.

Almost.

Shut up, chicken is the best.