Tell me something I don't know

Tell me something I don't know.

my neighbor craig is fucking dick

my first name is Gaël

Craig here. You mean I give real dick. To your moms.

Did you know that racecar is spelled the same forwards as it is backwards?

fuck off craig my mom died 5 years ago and you know that

There is no such thing as spelling a word forwards

Theory debunked moron

So does Hannah

Yeah but you have two moms, user. You always were an ungrateful kid to your 2nd mom tho

The way you talk... You may not be Craig but you are a dick

And kayak

I took three shits today at work. In the toilet. Not in my pants. I played pinball on my phone as I sat there.

The universe is a methane molecule in a lingering cosmic dog fart

Time well spent

>working

topfuckingkek

CRAIG FUCK OFF SERIOUSLY I WILL SWAT YOU GOD DAMN IT

And this sentence..
Madam I'm adam

He's your neighbor, you don't have to take this shit. Just go over there, ring the doorbell, and smack him in the gabber m8

Some shark species have 2 penises

Craig is one mean bastard.....

Really? Huh

I'm learning swedish

Delet this

craig wont unlock his door since hes too pussy to fight me

The average sperm whale penis is 18 - 20 feet long.

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> Implying OP doesn't know literally everything about dicks

My apologies, 8 - 10 feet long

Breaking bad was slow boring and generally shit and could have been summed up in one series instead of five.
Most episodes were drawn out filler, and there were no likable or redeemable characters at all.
That Mike the serial killer was the most human of the characters shows how ridiculous it was.
Whiney fucking main character, whknrg fucking sidekick.
No real plot - most of which was lifted directly from Weeds.

Charcoal is made with cured wood. Charcoal can be ground up to act as a plastic dye. The process of pyrolysis of boiling polyethylene plastic into oil leaves carbon waste which is called carbon black.

Lord kek's most recent name in the astral plane is "Meme Supreme"

Chimborazo volcano's top is the farthest point to the centre of the Earth

A person can create a homemade furnace capable of smelting metal with an empty propane tank, pvc pipe and refractory concrete. Normal concrete explodes under high temperature.

Special relativity can be used in cases of constant acceleration.

the moon landing was staged on the moon

Sauce?

Absolutely EVERYONE that has drank water, has died.

Taylor's Classical Mechanics is where I learned about it but any book on relativity will cover it.

I'm Batman.

i am ThE GOD OF fuck

The basal area of a tree is it's DBH squared times 0.005454

Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

I open mouth kissed a horse once.

Thanks.

Craig here. Fuck off, Craig.

the main issue people have with Hidden Variables is that for it to be true and not violate the quantum rules it must necessarily include the possibility of information being able to travel faster than light (Einstein's "spooky-action-at-a-distance")?

MODS!

I'm watching breaking bad right now.