Here is Margot Robbie in a bubble bath to explain

>Here is Margot Robbie in a bubble bath to explain

This was cringe

i liked it

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Faggot

I bet her piss tastes like sweet lemonade

Tfw based anthony bourdain

She's 26 but looks like 40. Why?

wtf I want to fuck Margot Robbie now!?

Unfathomable

Explain what? Link me, faggots.

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Pretty sure Will Smith fucked her. Based prince.

Yeah I actually agree OP.

I've seen this movie three times - first two times I thought the breakaways to celebrities for explanation was clever and charming.

The third time I watched it was on LSD and it suddenly hit me all at once - it's completely passive aggressive and condescending. When you realise that people like Robbie and Gomez have both immensely benefited from the GFC it's clear they're not only rubbing their wealth in the face of the audience, but also attacking them intellectually as well.

Very classy film making indeed.

The Big Short. They're explaining derivative bonds or something when the narrator suddenly goes "This is kind of boring, isn't it? So here's Margot Robbie in a bathtub to explain"

>Here's a 36 year old woman in a bubble bath to explain

what did they mean by this?

>"This is kind of boring, isn't it? So here's Margot Robbie in a bathtub to explain"

It's tongue-in-cheek. They knew they had to "dumb it down" a bit to make these concepts understood to viewers who hadn't done their own research on the subject. They also knew it'd be boring and tacky to just have their characters explain it to each other in expository dialogue. So they just went the direct route and didn't hide what they were doing at all. Similar to the product placement sequence in Wayne's World

What annoyed me wasn't the fact that they used celebrity cameos to talk down to the audience. It seemed like it would be a good way to teach the audience, without having out of place expository dialogue with characters who should already know what they're talking about, explaining things to themselves. No, what annoyed me was how they went back on this idea and had characters do exactly that. They should've just stuck to either one or the other, and not flip flop between the two.

>46

>Similar to the product placement sequence in Wayne's World
Except that didn't make sense, that was just done for laughs

Wow Margot Robbie is a nice girl although i live in north sweden so all women look like that.

Anyone else hate this movie?
I mean, I can't sympathize with any of the characters.
>Hey guys, the world's economy is gonna collapse. Let's make that much more money off of it instead of DOING ANYTHING TO PREVENT IT.
>Aw, but that's okay, cause we feel kinda bad about it.
I mean, look at those two young guys. They were all sad they ONLY had $30 Million dollars. I could do nothing for the rest of my life for $30 mil, and here they are, working their asses off to get just a little bit more.
Fucking rich people.

>Here's a middle-aged woman who's pretending to be a teenager in a bubble bath to explain things

no seriously, what the FUCK did they mean by this?

The entire movie was cringe. It was like someone saw a script about the financial crisis and said "kids these days won't like it, they love maymays, so let's put those in".

I can appreciate your perspective but I don't agree, personally I think it's actually a cruel joke at the expense of the audience.

But they really did get paid to put those products in their film, the same as any other film with product placement. They just realized that it'd be tacky to try to do it in a "subtle" way, and it'd be kind of funny to just say "fuck it, we're doing a commercial" and shove it right in the audience's face.

In "The Big Short," they could've tried to be more subtle and find a way for the characters to explain what was going on through dialogue. But it would've been tacky and obvious, so the filmmakers just said "fuck it, let's just take a moment and tell you what's going on here"

10/10 in cuckstralia

>Here's Riley Reid with a huge dick up her ass to explain
Why did they let Sam Raimi direct that segment

But that's kind of the point of the whole movie. The whole thing is a cruel joke, and it really happened. Notice that the "heroes" of the movie are just another bunch of assholes who found a way to profit from everyone else's failure and exploitation. They didn't get out in public and warn everyone what was happening with their money, they just quietly placed a bet.

It felt very, very similar to the way DiCaprio would talk to the camera in "Wolf of Wall Street." It IS condescending, it's meant to be

Seems like a generic Hollywood joke. Don't sperg out about it.

Riley Reid is a pimply-faced loser

Get some proactiv you uggo

Most porn stars have terrible skin due to wearing makeup constantly

all your women wear burkas so how would you know

It's like the scene in interstellar where an astronaut explains relativity to another astronaut using a pencil and a piece of paper except with finance and for the entire fucking movie

They didn't even have time to say anything of value because they were busy explaining mortgages to eachother for two fucking hours

Fuck that shitty fucking movie

There was no point in going public. I think the economist magazine was even talking about a housing bubble. And it was partly caused by government laws that forced banks to give more mortgages

How can you watch this three times

It was kinda weird but I liked the rest of the movie enough to get over it

>only mention in passing the government even being involved and completely ignoring their part in the recession
>righteous jew discovers all bankers are literally hitler
>the bankers which are all WASPs or dudebros
>break 4th wall to admit inaccuracies on inconsequential shit to build trust in the viewer so they can push their own agenda with bullshit they made up

she still looks really good for someone not wearing makeup

for real, most women who look attractive while caked up look like goblins when wearing nothing, robbie still looks good

Once you realize it's a black comedy, it's a pretty okay movie, even with the omissions and oversimplifications.

>26 years old

>They were all sad they ONLY had $30 Million dollars

See, it's stupid fucking people like you that ruin everything. The two guys in real-life didn't have $30 million OF THEIR OWN MONEY - they ran a fund that pooled together money from their investors who trusted them to take their money (the investor's cash) and make even more money with it on the stock market in whatever way they could.

Stop, please, 'cause every time you and people like you make posts you're just digging your own holes that much deeper.

>stupid fucking people will be the death of us all

>everyone saying the characters in the movie were evil assholes for not doing anything about it
>Burry tried multiple times to convince people of what was coming, he saw it 2+ years before it happened
>nothing could be done about it even before that point
>nothing could be done after Burry discovered it coming
>can't fight the tide so swim with it which is what he did in some respects

Yes he made a shitload of money for his investors but that's exactly what he was supposed to do. Nobody listened, nobody cared, and as well as Eisman (the actual name of the character portrayed as Mark Baum is Steve Eisman) who came to the inescapable conclusion that they (meaning the financial world that created this catastrophic fuck up in the first place) knew they'd be bailed out because of just how serious it was.

Even "The Big Short" (the actual novel the movie is based upon) doesn't accurately show people how close the entire WORLD economy was to complete collapse, not just the US. It barely touches on the overall big BIG fucking picture.

A couple of minutes, literally the world itself came a couple of minutes from a total financial collapse worldwide.

noice

Yummy I need to go see suicide squad

does her back say "Cum of Sum Yung Gai"?

White woman. That's why I only date asian

Because she's not actually 26, dumbass. She's 26 in actress years. Actresses turn 18 when they've been alive for 27 years

>We were just pretending to be retarded.

But you're not pretending.

>GEE THAT'S A BIT TOO CONFUSING FOR YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE SO LOST HUH
Fuck this movie treating it's viewers like damn retards
The 2008 crash wasn't that complicated at all, no need to act like it's rocket science

its literally a meta joke about how stupid people are. How people cant even be fucking spoonfed without it being dazzled up.

>She tells you to fuck off

Muh dick