Was Jesus Christ a real person?

Was Jesus Christ a real person?

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Yes. The Son of God.

jesus was many people, like the name bob for the us is the everyman as if jesus was the persons who could alter themselves and thus others to heal
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Yeah.

>Is everything written in the Bible true?
No.

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No, he was a Jew

God isn't real, though.

Why was the previous thread deleted? I don't get how so many porn threads stay up but this one got 404d?

Just so you know:

Bob the Protestant Fish is in the house!

Even mods get butthurt when their beliefs are challenged.

kek

Can someone pass me a Kleenex©?

Why do you say that? Have you met Him yet? He believes in you. Don't you believe in him?

Oh, so that's the reason Hitler didn't kill the jews.

Don't speak for other people, user. It's not polite.

Hymn. Hymn. Hymn.

Fuck Him.

I'm not speaking for other people. I'm speaking for myself. What do you believe in? Make a choice.

She made me believe in God

He was real. He, however, did not have superpowers.

Yes, you are, you're speaking for God. He wouldn't like that.

The romans enjoyed crucifying people and Jesus was a common name, so was there a man named Jesus who was crucified by the romans? yes. Also Nazareth was home to the Nazarenes, a religious cult so a man named Jesus from Nazareth who was affiliated with a religious cult was most likely crucified by the romans

No, I'm not. I said I'm speaking for myself. Can't you read? You have to choose what you believe in, and that's not up to me. It's up to you.

>Can't you read?
Yes.
>He believes in you.
You're speaking for God. That's impolite. Don't do that or you'll go to Hell.

I'm speaking what God has shown me. You don't get to decide if I go to hell or not. That's decision is reserved for another.

If you've come to spread the word of the lord, any other website would be better than this one.

God will decide if you go to Hell and he'll put you there if you continue speaking for him. Stop doing that, seriously.

This site is the best of all. So many here are lost. They don't know what they seek. Jesus didn't hang out with the righteous, he hung out with the sinners. I know, because I'm a sinner too.

Jerking off to badly drawn anime porn isn't a sin, user. Your immortal soul is safe.

Seriously? Jesus will decide. I'm not worried. I put my faith in Him. It doesn't bother me. Does it bother you?

I'm not here for my soul. I'm here to show you the way. Many here are looking for something but they don't know what it is.

I believe in Tim Minchin.

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I didn't know there are people on Sup Forums that fall for the delusion of a higher power.

Sounds like you are trying to talk yourself out of believing in Jesus. Is that working for you?

I believe in Christopher Hitchens.

Same OP from lit asking about epicureanism? posting waifus

>Jesus will decide.
Now you're speaking for Jesus? Man, you're really walking on thin ice here, breh.

There aren't. Just edgelords trolling edgelords.

I believe in Monty Python.

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I believe in correcting the faults of the past.

I believe in the Church of the End Times.

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Gaaaaaaaaay

Yo, I'm taking the bait. Is the earth actually 6k years old?

Dunno about god, but me and this major cutie used to chat a bunch. She lives near me in washington and her folks dont know she posts her nudes online.
Her Deviantart is KayanaKim if you wanna see em

Probably, but he was nothing like in the bible, he was more likely a jewish freedom fighter that had fame through successful campaigns of roman resistance.

all the gospels were written about him 100 years after he died, so none of those apostel people actually knew him. They just fan fic'd themselves into the story.

this is a pretty good book that makes some good points. Some of it seems questionable but it's a good read overall.

I believe in Joe Pesci.
He looks like a guy that can get stuff done.

>is anything written in the bible true?

Probably not

There probably was a guy named Jesus though, that much *might* be true.

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HELL YEAH HE IS. does a great job trimming my bushes evenly.

I read that. It basically shows evidence that the Romans invented the jesus story to get violent jews to stop fighting and pay their taxes. It's brilliant psychological warfare if it's true, but it eventually came back to bite them in the ass after a couple hundred years.

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Lol you call yourself religious yet think that it is Jesus who puts ppl in hell

Well played

Obviously yes you mong

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right. and all abortion should be legal because somebody somewhere got raped by their dad.

probably.

the shit he did was probably exaggerated, but he was a good dude.

No

we should ask you the same questions. have you met him yet?

>Was Jesus Christ a real person?
probably
>Was Jesus Christ the son of a god, who was born to a virgin?
no

>we should ask you the same questions. have you met him yet?

Oh sure, just egg him on.

I'm gonna go make some popcorn. Be right back.

Who fucking cares?

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>probably.
>the shit he did was probably exaggerated, but he was a good dude.

That you were given the luck of dubs does not make your opinions valid.

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Jesus is the Son of God. He died for you sins.

Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out -Acts 3:19

In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him. - 1 John 4:9

I know that most of you guys will just buzz over this and not care, but this is your lives we're talking about. If any of you want to talk about this I will be glad to tell you about the Lord.

Are you fucking retarded or something.

We do not speak for God. God speaks through us.

God: Fuck off or go to Hell.

Jesus Christ? Nope.
Yehusushua ben Yusuf? Maybe.

It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.
- John 6:63

God is just but merciful. Humble yourself in his sight and you shall receive eternal life.