Will this ever satisfy a woman Sup Forums?

Will this ever satisfy a woman Sup Forums?
Honesty is appreciated
Femanons feel free to weigh in

yea, you good bro

Haha small dick! My dick is way bigger!!!

No, it won't.

I'm gonna need timestamp before I put any real thought into this

Cool dick

>weigh in
surprised the phrase doesn't trigger you.

lose some weight and you'll be able to see more of it.

Where the fuck are your legs and why are the back behind your head like a girl does?

was getting a rim job from your mom

Right on fam

My legs are there all I did was raise up my boxers from under the covers and snap a pic. Duh???

No, thats a big clit. never show it to a woman and consider becoming a pretty lady you fat tiny dicked shim.

>why are the back behind your head like a girl does?
It might just be me, but i can't seem to decode this lingo

Woah

All that's missing is a "y" in the second "the" come on user. It doesn't take rocket appliances to figure that out

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thick. but how long

You need at the very minimum 4" for the female to even feel it.
5" and a nice thickness could do the job

wtf is a shim

I'm betting around 6"
Looks shorter cuz it is a massive girth

Nope

She + Him = Shim.

Caitlyn Jenner may look great nude, but I still don't want to see shim undress.

thats a lot of jelqing