>be me, 21 years old
>raised by german immigrants who maintained a traditional household
>love my heritage
>visit germany for two weeks
>cousins tease me for not being fluent
>say they'll find me a nice german boyfriend
>don't follow through with their jokes
>still alone
how do I find a german guy? interpals? I want someone qt to help me with the language who also wants to have nice white german kids.
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ur gay
Are you a girl???
yes!
You could start by getting off Sup Forums, Katherina. 2/3 of the >tfw no gf posts here are the direct result of shitposting on Sup Forums.
E-harmony for Germans? Avoid city trash if you can, the more traditional guys come from suburbs and rural areas. Though I've many nice people in Berlin, so don't turn that down.
You could also come to the USA and find a local German hotspot. USA is more of a shit ton of suspensions and colloids than a "mix".
Ich weiß dieses Gefühl
>be me
Failed from outset.
Here's a hot spot chart if that helps any.
tfw no german shitposting bf.
I might try looking at german cities on OKC
I know...
thank you!
you can always find a german (t*rk) even if you're exceptionally ugly
Where in Germany do you visit?
I was an hour outside of Stuttgart
No problemamo. Your best bet probably is Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota. The people are really nice over in Wisconsin, and there is (or at least was) a local German dialect. Wish I could say the same about the other two...
In east germany there life mostly natives in cities like Dresden and the female to male ratio is scewed to your favour so you'll be able to be picky af.
The con is its eastgermany.
Whether you go to Berlin, an east, west or south german town makes a difference.
>tfw no german shitposting bf.
yes, I am listening
where should I send pics of my benis
Fuck off
don't be so homophobic Kevin.
p-post bp
Fäpiss dich
Go back to r9k, leaf
Halt deine Frässe alda
You are not German but Canadian.
Probably have Indians and chinese in your heritage too.
Find yourself Pajeet and Shit him kids
I would gladly risk getting killed by mixing my god tier noble blood(my family hasn't married outside of their ethnic group for more than 6 gens) for nordic qt
well she gets acid thrown at her and you get honor killed for shamfur dispray. Either way a stupid bitch gets what she deserves and a sandnigg gets killed by his fellow tribesmen, so do it plz.
PlanetRomeo
alternatively, Jodel
now you will never be German, your heritage doesn't mean shit here
Ahh yes, the shitskin that thinks he is yellow
:3
norwegian boys are too busy BLEACHING hot grills of colours, so there are qt's enough for everybody :3
But Im 100% yellow. Infact Im also 420% white and 69% native American
Maybe you would be more happy with your ethnicities women if you wouldnt put them in bags.
fugg forgot picture
b-but you aren't yellow
But why? I though europeans preferred pale grils?
Why are canadians faggots on Sup Forums?
le exotism works both ways.
People in asia obsess about skinlightener, here people go into the spa to get an artificial burn against the paleness.
Human nature at its finest. People want what they dont have
>Posting disgusting b*it pakis
Why do you get to call yourself yellow
Not this image again, answer me this why are you yellow even though I am a hapa and clearly a shitskin
whats up with this paki being yellow or not, hiw cna you be yellow is he chinese
Because Im 69% nordic fin who descended from aphrodite herself
Shhhhh I like to see him get triggered
Oh I apologise, I should know my betters
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Opinions on this commoner?
Jesus that was good. I like that guy
Would you keep him around your house to act as entertainment for your guests?
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Also opinion on this inspirational artist? He is one of your compatriots
Autist/10
This highroller has been doing a whopping £60 worth of coke every night for years
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Quite the the big spender eh?
Drugs are haram. You need to behead him for me