What came first, Ranch or Cool Ranch?

What came first, Ranch or Cool Ranch?

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I miss 3D Doritos.

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Those are good.

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sucky dick

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Idk why, but this turns me on

Honey
I'll make a deal with Satan to be in hell
So if God has me at his gates, I'll demand an audience with Lucy

He says peeps in group are new

>life today
I rod a scooter today
It has no breaks
So I played 'No Breaks' from the Offspring and yelled along
Everyone avoided me

Ive never felt so safe in this state tell that moment


Snarf say "they were terrible"

How bout I beat you up in heaven then

Alright.
He could have told me that himself.

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Same reason rape is an extremely popular fetish. That disposition of power.

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it's cooler ranch you pleb

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Any1 got some zootopia?

I refuse to go there

He's busy chacing animals in Far Cry Primal

Oh I ment
The gun against my head, hot/spicy

I'm busy hunting bears.

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What do I get?

>Forced to succ at gunpoint
Its rape

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Moahahahaaaaa

Not much.
Wish I had more Nick.
Have fun, bb.

A dick in your ass the next time i see you ;)

Ok

Yeap

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I'm gonna go pass out a weird place, night

Welcome to the watering hole.
Come here to wet your whistle?

Not possible
Plus got a bf

If you offered free 7-11 drink refills I'd go with that

Ranch came first then someone made it cooler

Chow bub

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I came to wet something else, motherfucker.

does he just have that punchable grin all the time

I'll bb you.

Guys ive been masturbating a lot the past few days and my dick is a bit swollen, what do?

Suck it.

Suck on it

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do butt stuff instead and go for a hands free orgasm

I don't have any porn but i have a lot of nick. Interested?

I want to make out with a smooth tummy

SAME! BITCH THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THEM?!

So i shud suck myself off?
Whats the best way to do that? Should i just break my spine or snap my neck?

Just make your dick big and succ

SUBHUMAN

Im not into sticking stuff up my ass

Its swollen, not gained 10 inches

YOGA!!!

Have you tried?
Vibrators are amazing

Guess someone will have to succ for you.

Pls do, bb.
Yes please.

U know anyone that can i help? I for sure dont

I might be able to help... If you help me out that is.

I dont like the feeling of sticking things up my ass

No fun allowed.

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Im down

i see, i'd just stare at the wall with the straightest face until it finally hits then 10 seconds later id say "ow that hurt".

also, need some panties and fishnet top, any suggestions?

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Maybe some 69?

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As long as my dick gets sucked we can do 420 as well

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Thats so cute

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I have way too much weed as it is.

Indeed it is.

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Lets get started then

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I love cute porn, its better than hot porn

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is that really porn

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Come then,

Kill yourselves faggots.

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So you have tried?

Wait what?!

Luc butt

I try
But then god kicks me down to earth everytime and says "at least try!"

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Yes