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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

this kills the thread. wtg faggot

Anyone got the dolphin.comic piece when he says were fags?

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Wait... i have 54 more jokes like that... don't die yet

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Newfags can't blankpost

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I was there

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when popeyes runs outta chicken

Im the chain get guy, was a pretty good cringe thread till it turned into get central

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It wasn't funny last time it's not funny this time not even ironicly, it's just cringy.

Why did i laugh at this

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"Chocolate or carrot" ...are you...fucking serious? you stupid fucking idiot? It literally says fucking spice cake on the box you retarded fucking autistic stupid nigger white trash piece of shit. I hope you never have kids. I have you get fucking castrated by a mob of feminists. Fuck you, you fucking idiot. You couldn't even take 5 fucking seconds out the day to read motherfucking "spice cake" on the fucking box, you fucking dumb moron retard bitch. Kill yourself. Whoever taught you to read should be thrown into moving traffic, Fuck You.

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thank you for the (You) master pepe

damn you were in that thread from 2 weeks ago? I've always wanted to meet an oldfag

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and cows dont have herpes

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sorry i'm late


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kekked and checked

We had the war won til the commies in the government cut funding. McCarthy was right, by the way. Also, dubs.

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also i really really really like this image

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found the butthurt Trumptard

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>also chekk'd

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>plug a chicken

He PLUCKED a chicken, god damn it, he didn't fuck one.

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Is that a stretched pocket pussy on his mantlepiece?

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>be living in the wild west during the industrial revolution
>rob a bank for $ and lulz
>sherif shows up
>ohshit.jpg
>get hogtied and thrown in shitty jail cell
>sentenced to death for dastardly deeds
>supposed to hang but they're all out of rope
>could just do a firing squad but sherif's bored of shooting people
>railroad just got built
>judge is imaginative, drunken sadist
>sentenced to being placed inside a small train and ran at full speed into a train car full of dynamite
>whole county comes out to watch the spectacle
>mfw

Didnt even activate her almonds, absolute madman

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>in my early 20s, live with parents
>condition them into leaving me the fuck alone so I can masturbate uninterrupted
>it all works fine as long as I dont bother them, no loud music, movies, etc
>always watch porn with the volume completely off for fear of them being able to hear
>decide to use headphones so I can listen to the porn noises
>its awesome, I crank the volume, porn noises in my headphones loud as fuck
>cum after like 10 minutes
>take off headphones
>porn sound blaring through my 200W sound setup
>I assumed plugging the headphones in disabled the external speakers but it didnt
>for 10 minutes straight my 200W sound system was loudly playing porn while I masturbated when my parents were home
>one of them most likely opened my door to tell me to stfu, and saw me masturbating with my headphones on watching porn

oh well

>At no time

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Fuckin disgusting Jews

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>activate her almonds
fuck, i forgot about that joke

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