Can we compete with this?

Can we compete with this?

Can he compete with this?

horse dicks kill chicks. not even once.

Only regular chicks. I'm a horse and I plow my half giant gf all the fucking time and she takes it like a champ.

Kek

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I'm a stallion, not a puny little pony, faggot.

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>implying big red isn't a stallion

canonically his cock is huge

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How can neigh neigh compete?

don't die pls

Jealous, niggers?

Moar

How about you contribute faggot

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You're a life saver, more if you may.

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Sorry if im asking alot, but do you have any cumming or gifs?

Beast chat? Takeniteasy0

what you haven't seen the videos?

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Yes because humans aren't meant for interspecies sex. Besides we can't reproduce with anything other than our species

their massive 12" girth is the optimal size for the most powerful female orgasms

Horses are clearly superior.
In a few years, all the human girls will be bouncing on horse dick, with centaur babies afterwards.
You human-boys can't compete against a more evolverered animal.

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ask Mr. Hands

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Don't be specist.
The only reason why more women haven't become pregnant from horses is because they haven't tried it enough times, mostly due to specism in society.
After being fucked daily for sixth months by a horse, she'll be dropping foals every spring.

Virgin detected. You know what it hurts for a girl when a guy is more than 6 inches long and thrusts all the way in? Vaginas aren't as long as you think. Abd true, they can accommodate girth but not something around the size of a baby's head. Why do you think labour is so painful for women?
Sorry to burst your bubble but centaurs are a myth
made me reply/ 10
Was that the result of a botched surgery?

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No, it's because it's physically impossible without modifying DNA in a lab. Our genetics are very different and both our DNA and amino acid sequence don't allow us to produce offspring ad a result

Different species? Literally means no reproduction. That's the one condition.

word of advise don't let your girl near a stable, so you can keep pretending your girl likes your tiny human penis

This guy knows what's up
Unless the species are so similar genetically that it'd possible to produce offspring but as a result it would be infertile. Look at lions and tigers, if they breed they make a liger.
>implying I have a penis

MOAR

Kek look at dis bipedal human boi trying to make up shit to avoid the truth.

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>how can horses even compete

Nah I'm a female and just looking to debunk this bullshit

open your female (male) ass to a real breeding tool

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>I'm a female and I'm here to debunk hot horsie dicks with my hands in my pants salivating at the photos
Fixed.

I took my girl for horse riding lessons for a birthday surprise last year.
When we were there she kept stroking the horses and whispering in their ears.
At one point, one of the horses dicks flopped out and she was mesmerised.
I thought it was just curiousity, and laughed, she just kept staring.
I went to the toilet, and when I came back she had her hand on it, jacking it slowly.
Her other hand was in her pants, making small movements.

After that she'd visit the stables once a week, then three times a week and then she found a part time job there.
We broke up, she said it was because she was so busy working at the stables, but I knew I couldn't compete with horse dick.

She's pregnant now, I saw on her facebook.
She even posted the ultrasound the vet took, it's two beautiful little centaurs.

Centaur a shit, harpies are where the good stuff is.

But you can't fuck birb.
How to make harpy?

That is the most retarded thing I have read so far today.

Duck benis

every woman's dream is to experience a horse punching into her womb

>She even posted the ultrasound the vet took, it's two beautiful little centaurs.

Ostriches are big enough to safely procreate with.
The eggs are painful to birth, but only slightly more than a centaur.
Of course, harpies are more common in australia.

Horses are clearly superior, they shoot out half a litre of semen, guaranteed to impregnate any woman first time.
They are faster and stronger than human males, have more defined muscles, bigger and have muzzles.
Human-boys just can't compete

they don't shoot half a liter of semen that would be zebras or pigs

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>breaks a leg
>gets shot because it becomes useress

Yep

Clearly superior

>cucked by horse
.Sup Forums dreams

keep pretending that your paycheck satisfies your woman