I left my new cpu on in my room until i got home from work. My little brother found it and ran ot over his scalp...

I left my new cpu on in my room until i got home from work. My little brother found it and ran ot over his scalp, that's his fucking dandruff.
Is there a fucking way to save it?

wash with water and hang it dry

run it under water

Hopefully he got more brainpower from doing that

just beat the shit out of your brother until he coughs up the money to buy a new one

WHAT THE FUCK

Head & Shoulders OP

You did that yourself, didn't you?

put it in the microwave

Just take a soft bristle tooth brush and brushy brushy.

I second this. What kinda cpu is it?

No, it's done. Pins are fucked.

So water won't ruin it?
What if i used some sort of solvent to disolve the dandruff?

But it's a CPU, not a BAT!

Just get some compressed air OP.

under rated oh my god

one of the pins is bent, you're fucked.

use bleach

This man speak the true true

I fucking lol'd

I'm straightening it mow with a needle.

Buy a can of duster (compressed air)
Take the can turn it upside down
Place nozzle in mouth inhale as much as you can
???
Profit

Try to straighten the pin top left, use compressed air the most of the stuff off, then wash with denat alcohol.

Thats what you get for buying AMD

A can of compressed air for PC hardware, and 92% or higher isopropyl. Flush with isopropyl, spray with air, flush, spray, continue until.........wait a minute THERE'S A HOLE DRILLED IN IT AND IT HAS PINS! WTH IS THAT SHIT, AND OLD COPPERMINE PIII THAT WAS TURNED INTO A KEYCHAIN?
OP is confirmed faggot and that's probably his dried cum from around his belly button all over the pins.

pics of little brother

Use some carb cleaner and a tooth brush, it'll clean right up :3

Why is there a hole drilled in your new cpu?

obviously place the chip on his head then slam down on it upgrading your brothers brain power by embedding the chip into his skull for fucking with your shit

I straightened the pins and brushed it. What happens if somehow one of the pins is bent and i pit the cpu in the socket and turn the pc on, will the other components fry?

is that a hole?

is this normal??

if the pins are only bend, use something sharp and tiny, like your dick and unbend them

and just clean the shit with isoprophilic alcohol.

and pray, for the static electricity didn't fuck it off

>Why is there a hole drilled in your new cpu?
Because OP is a faggot bait poster. See

I have no idea, it doesn't come that way?
I didn't study the chip before, i was planning to install it tonight.
LITTLE FUCKER MUST HAVE DRILLED A FUCKING HOLE.

just wait

use alcohol, isoprophilic alcohol

and wait about half hour to dry

this will get off the static from the brushing

Your motherboard should go bonkers.


But i would not suggest you to only brush it. If your bro ran it over his scalp, it may be greasy. Gotta take the grease out with some alcohol.

sure

i like how you have nowhere to go now that you ran out of images


nice thread faggot not bad for babys first try

He probably did. Look at all the bent pointy yhingies around the hole.

Pretty sure you're full of shit. What model cpu is it if it's new?

Fuck you, i need help.

kek'd

Oooh, yeahhh, he must've drilled a hole in your 12 year old fucking out of date old shit CPU. I'm amazed no one else is picking up on this fact. At least some others noticed the hole.

This.
>I left my new cpu on in my room until i got home from work.
1:Door locks are a thing nigger. They're cheap too!
>My little brother found it and ran ot over his scalp
2:And knowingly committed this heinous act or is as autismal as you are. There are more pressing issues than shit caught in the pins. Reparations are in order either way. Honestly Sup Forums as a whole would probably see that the little nigger pays in blood.
>Is there a fucking way to save it?
Lol nope

timestamp?

is this shit a ryzen??

I can't remember a hole on this ones

I can't recall a hole in anyone indeed

I can say is not that old for all the tiny things in the center of the chip

but I don't know what model could it be

Go finger your ass with your hand like that. And while you're at it, take that fucking nasty old P3 chip and shove it up there as well.

I think i'll make it my new dandruff removal tool.

Use distilled water and LET IT FUCKING DRY

I'd give it a week, maybe 3 days if you live in the desert.

It's like a tiny metal brush i use to scrape my scalp clean.

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Wow your bro should be an ME he is good with tools

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I like using mechanical pencils. Just ram it down your scalp.

You wind up with a tiny plug of dandruff in the pencil

I feel bad for you

No, because obviously the second you bend a single pin on that chip its utterly useless. get your money from your punk ass brother. and no you cannot "re-bend" them, its shot. move on

It's just a keychain toy
(hole with evidence of pin removal)
Soapy water and a toothbrush.

cool keychain

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Looks pretty flat, almost like there isn't anything on the other side...

cause OP is a lying little cunt of a twelvie.

There is literally a fucking gaping hole in your CPU dude. It's dead.

Why though? It has a hole drilled through it. Unless OP's able to replace the internal wiring and pins that are missing then there's no chance that this will ever work. This CPU is a now a paperweight.

So many bent pins.

Bent pins can be fixed with a razor. But there is a thin line between fixable and fucked. And that CPU is fucked. Not even to mention the hole.

>buys cpu
>doesn't know what kind and therefore doesn't know why he bought a cpu

Your story is falling apart.

Some pins are bent, try to fix em

>OP plugs in CPU
>DNA is integrated into circuit
>First true AI

PLUG THAT SHIT IN NIGGA

>itt we watch OP usher in the singularity

>ran it over his scalp

TOP FUCKING KEK, I lost so hard to this.

I know this thread is dildos

but I really wanna know the processor's model

>2017
>zif socket

Nigger this must be bait.

There is literally no CPU components on the other side of the board. Most CPUs are 4-5mm thick...and that, isnt.

that's some 1950s scify right there.

pretty much, but you might as well cut the gold off those connectors at this point and keep it to get any monetary value out of it

topkek

do it op you faggot

I need an ai gf

>hole
This.

Wtf people are you blind?

I bet you faggots can't even change a tire.

that's because that is a very old cpu and most likely not new

Just count the pins.

Second that

>zif socket
all amd processors are like this yet

why he do that, is he legit retarded or

>First AI
>Turns out to be autistic faggot just like OP's brother

This.

Electronics like that can be cleaned, but also need some good time to dry up.

All kids are retarded, user.

intel 486

"New" cpu? Do any intels past pentium 4 even use pins anymore?
Or is it amd

>AMD

People still fall for the AMD meme?

Harald, I still love you. Why did you leave me?

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truue.

your using a 286 don't make me laugh your windows boots up in what a day and a half

It also isn't energized. Water will do nothing to it.

Brush it out and air dry it for 48 hours to be doubly sure there is no residual moisture.

It'll be fine, op.

compressed air/dust off

adjust pins gently with needle nose tweezers

pray

Its not an AMD you tools

Holy shit, I've done this too.

>rekkt

I cry for you fam.

throw that junk away man it's an antique

Intel Core i7-2640M Dual Core CPU Processor

I can die happy now

antistatic brush or maybe a vaccume

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Yeah use your bros one.