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THREAD-BEFEHL!

Nicht porn-webms jetzt, ihr Negerhuren! BEIM KACKEN IN DEN ARSCH GEFICKT!

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I didn't know dogs could smile like that

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People are so fucking brain-dead. Christ.

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That is the most sensible spot on all my fingers.

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He wants the cord of her track pants.

what a fucking degenerate

>dickmove

Shes hot as fuck

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Mice are the niggers of the animal world, every animal that can kill them goes for it.

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Dog turned into a coal burner too.

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They've done it. They are the ultimate white weeaboo. Chink eyes confirm

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LMAO FUCK HOLY SHIT BALLS

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This is 100% the dudes fault.

>inb4 no

Debate me faggots.

chill my dude, no point of being on the offensive so fast..
>even tho its definitely that stupid granny's fault

"Art"

This is assault. Now before any starts bitching about how they are committing theft, the question is pretty simple:

Did he want that bike to get taken: Yes or No?

What's that '''device''' for?

why don't people do stuff like this on star wars planets if it's so natural?

It's not a matter of yes or no. The reason this isn't assault is because it is reactionary. Assault is instigation. It's like swinging a bat. You can swing a thousand times and hit nothing, it takes someome throwing a ball to make contact.

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topkek

Excellent.
Should be a feature in every bike.
Antinigger device.

>when people don't realize cops can't actually assist in any medical fashion as that's practicing with out a license.
Corp men have the same problem. Medically trained by the military, but can't do anything outside cpr, basic first aid with out extreme legal ramifications.

that's fucked up. that's like, if you really had to piss, someone grabs you with their arms around your stomach and squeezes. it would HURT and possibly cause bladder damage.

toppest of the keks

Are you fucking stupid of course it's assault.

>file name.

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No it isn't. It takes the occurrence of a crime, 'unlawful possession of stolen goods' for the reaction i.e. the shock, to happen. No crime, no shock. That's the same reason so many people get off with righteous shootings. I have a gun knowing I may have to use it, criminal breaks in, I doubt tap him. He may survive and go to jail, he may die. Either way I'm in the right because I am reacting to event. I put a shock system on my bike knowing I may have to use it, someone steals the bike, I shock him, he may or may not go to jail, I'm off Scott free for reacting to the crime.

Yes, gay men actually believe this.

The guy isn't acting in self-defense. He set up a trap.

Bating a robber into your house and killing him will get you 20 years. Good luck.

latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-montana-man-sentenced-german-student-20150212-story.html

Kansas Statute 22-2403 allows for citizen arrest at the witnessing of any crime not alcohol or traffic related. This would leave jigsaw there free and clear. It's like when cops set up a sting. There is no crime against setting someome up for failure.

>witnessing of any crime

The point is that there was no crime committed. He place his bake there so people would take it and he could film them. The 'prankster' wanted his bike to get taken. He consented to people taking it. There it wasn't theft and no crime was committed by the people taking the bike. He was the only one who committed a crime.

He gave no consent to such an act. At no point did he say "come take this bike." He left it in an open area, and people's nature to its course. That's like saying a girl dressed up like a slut is consenting yo be raped. "She went out in public half naked, she consented to sex with anyone." A trap can't be triggered unless someone steps on the snare. Is that guy an asshole for doing it? Yes. Is he committing a crime? No.

Story?

It's legal to do what the biker did, so it was the Mrs. Goggins' fault for not looking where she was going, the stupid old cunt

he is clean now *rofl*

>He gave no consent to such an act. At no point did he say "come take this bike."

It's consent by action implying intention. They had matching willing declaration: Guy wanted the bike to get taken and nigger wanted to take a bike. You could actually argue that a contract came about.

I hope he sues her for damages on his bike.

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you could but there's no evidence. The evidence on the film is that the guy has a bicycle with an electrified seat (maybe he likes riding it), and when he was too far away from it to physically stop it being stolen, someone tried to steal it, but didn't enjoy how comfortable it was as much as he did

Are you implying
>implying
Implying that the owner is complicit by not chaining it up?

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I'm not sure understand what has transpired here....

listen here you liberal left leaning parasite.
those individuals (niggers) are stealing someone else's property.
if i were to put a extravagant vase on my windowsill, do i want my house to be broken into? am i baiting the thief?
fuck you libcucks are so dense and allways side with other parasites that wont put in an honest days work to fund themselves.

The "german" faggot deserves to die.
actually he was turkish scum

Legend says that his glasses are still flying.

kek

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This cat had a neurogenic or something similar, instead of putting it down the owner helps the cat urinate twice a day

>This is stupid therefore all art is bad. Art needs to be like it was 300 years ago or else I say it's degenerate, because I'm gay.

I really hope that neo-nazi got charged for this and sent to prison.

Anyone from Belgium here that knows about the legal aftermath?

no its not, you always have to be able to stop for anything that might come into the road. He would have to drive really slow to compensate for all the cars blocking his view

Cockblocking asshole

That's a board, not a dog

Lucky

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You retarded faggots would literally argue about anything.

>implying that a bunch of niggers getting electrified isn't enough to make Sup Forums rejoice

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I like this thread.

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I no longer like this thread.

Story? Are they on a boat or something?

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it was her fault regardless faggot

itz bein nun shlin deucschland nigrhugen slien hefsach den hooven nein

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