sup Sup Forums I'm turned on right now. How should I jerk off before bed?
Sup Sup Forums I'm turned on right now. How should I jerk off before bed?
get in bed and dry hump the bed until cum. sleep in it.
With a buzzsaw
I don't think I can dry hump my bed
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Sup Forums, what's your favorite way to jerk off?
Just...jerk off?
that's plain. Get creative!
With sand paper and post the results with time stamp.
noooooooooooo! I may be a hardcore masochist but that's too far. It would never feel good again
Get some plain yogurt. Don't warm it up just slather that cold shit everywhere and jerk it. If you're adventerous cum in it and then eat and jerk it again to the thought of eating your own cum yogurt
With two fingers in your ass
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I can't cum in a yogurt. I don't have a dick
Tits or gtfo
Use a jar of peanut butter.
how the fuck do you use a jar of peanut butter?
as lube?
No. You just stick your dick in it dumbo
kek scroll up.
no dick.
You were asking how one would fuck a jar of pb so I answered. Dick or no dick that's how you fuck a jar of pb
i didn't say how would you fuck it
i said how would you use it
Aha. You think there's a difference
Just shove it inside then
none of these seem fun. I'll just finger myself lol