MY CUM HAS TURNED BROWN

MY CUM HAS TURNED BROWN

Pic related, just broke 4 months NoFap. What's happened, Sup Forums? Was I becoming a wizard? A half-nigger? Or a cancer patient?

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you probably got some shit or whatever shoved up your dick hole. this is why you service you staff on the regular

you're supposed to chew tobacco with your mouth, not your dick

If it tastes kinda yeasty then you probs just need to take a anti-fungal course of pills. cut alcohol and sugar from your diet.

Also, wank more often you fool

Blood has mixed with your cum. A little spot here and there isn't a big deal. But that's a lot. Definitely get checked out.

Dead sperm? Maybe

kind of looks like its got blood in it.

if your cum is brown that means blood is mixed with your sperm. go to the doctor immediately you tit

do you always cum in the sink?

>do you always cum in the sink?
It was convenient at the time, I just wanted a fast clean up.

Hey dude,
It might be some blood in the semen.
Not necessarily serious, so don't panic.
Could be a slight cut inside from some time ago, or an inflamed prostate.

Go to the doctor and and tell him you hadn't masturbated in 4 and this happened.
You need it checked right away, preferably by a urologist. You can ask your doctor to refer you to one.

Any time your urine, semen or poo shows signs of blood, you should go to the doctor and have yourself checked.

Not cumming for an extended period of time isn't natural, the sperm your body produces has a finite life span.
That shit is probably rotten.

you are fu'k up

youtube.com/watch?v=Er1b8X2plzo

>If it tastes kinda yeasty
Too late, already washed it all away.

The body reabsorbs sperm cells that haven't been used.
The fluid is 95% not from the testicles, but from the prostate and cowpers gland.
That is also reabsorbed, or sometimes released in wet dreams during sleep.

I'd recommend fapping a couple of times a week, without porn.
It keeps things refreshed without going overboard.

Phone the doc, don't fap again.
They will likely ask for a sample so they can analyse it for blood and protein.
Far better to know why it has happened than be shy about talking to a doctor about it.

So, Nofap eternally confirmed to be a meme?

If i dont beat my dick for a while, my man goo sometimes comes out with a yellowish tint, and sometimes its lumpy... When its lumpy, the fucking orgasm is goddamn amazing. If beat it in the reg, its normal silky smooth and white.

Jack it a few times, it'll clear up. If it dont, go see a doctor.

>Jack it a few times, it'll clear up. If it dont, go see a doctor.
This is probably what I'll do.

Fake and gay

See, this is the kind of shit they tell you on penis inspection day, they inform everyone on wang health... you should've paid attention to the presentation they give at the beginning

Hold on, I've just had an idea. My cum looks like blood, right? It'll be nearly Halloween in 4 months time. If I save up again, how can I best exploit this?

this is what you shouldn't do. Go see a fucking doctor.

just cum again and see whether it's still brown

it's called hemospermia nothing to worry about it will clear in about 2 weeks

it's common

That looks way too watery for four months. Two weeks after Skyrim's release(teehee), mine was yellow and the consistency of a glue stick on a hot day.

Had that once, something tore, or a bloodvessel burst, inside. Will go away in about 2 weeks. If not then you have aids.

>That looks way too watery for four months
To be fair, it is in a sink.

Has anyone got a good idea for how this thread should be screenshotted? I'm going to save it for /fit/ nofap threads.

This thread is why penis inspection day should be a thing.

Most likely nothing, blood in seamen is fairly common and most cases clear up by themselfs. If it persists however, or if you're really concerned, then checking in with your gp can't hurt.

- Medfag

Could it have been caused by nofap?

Not likely, just keep an eye on it and if there's no significant reduction of blood within a couple of weeks go to the doctor

DOnt worry op i get this sometimes its nothing to worry about realy, it could be these things
1: a small artery could probably got raptured wich can heal within a weak without treatment, nothing to worry,
2: you fap to often, calm down skip a week or two,
3: inflamation at prostate, again nothing to worry, i got it twice because riding bike and then had sex,
Again dont panic its nothing
also try eating carrots lots of them everyday it will speed up the recovery give pure white collor to your sperm, and better smell, if you have any normal antibiotics take em for 2 days no need doctor description, could be a harmless bacteria or virus your body tries to get rid off, still can cure itself by time

>probably got raptured.

Like for Jesus?

Ops penis died for our sins.

Maybe see a doctor you fucking idiot?

what you're seeing is millions of dead rotting sperm floating in a stagnant soup of seminal fluid.

amen

>also try eating carrots lots of them everyday
Come to think of it, I've ate at least two carrots a day since Tuesday. I'm even eating carrots right now.

The only rational explanation I can come up with is that you had soaked your dick in coffee for like 2 days straight.

Nah, it can't be that. I'm British.

amen

You went to med school but spell "semen" as "seamen"? Idiot.

You don't have to greentext we can see the post you are replying to Mr shitcum

Fair enough, force of habit to be honest. I'm too used to replying piece by piece to massive posts on other boards.

Bless be our sins

>tfw you get OP's cum in your eye

Don't tell DeviantArt about this. The Twilight fanfics will never be the same again.

Blood in semen due to nofap is the diagnosis ?

Or because of having been on no fap, op cranked out an extra vigorous wank and tore a blood vessel inside his dick. This would mean no fap had correlation, but wasn't causation.

OP here, can confirm that it was not a vigorous wank.

Then it might be a urine tract infection.

maybe when you fucked your father in the ass his shit went up your urethra and now your semen is just washing down the mess. drink water and eat orange slices. you'll be fine.

>russian advices

Are you fucking kidding? This is literally just soy sauce you dumb fucks.

Here's the other picture I took. I promise you its cum. Doesn't soy source spread out more?

Stop please OP. This is exactly what soy sauce looks like when it is dropped into water. This doesn't even faintly look like the consistency of jizz.

Please find better things to do with your life than try and trick an internet board into thinking you have abnormal ejaculate.

That's soy source in a bowl of water, at worst my pictures are some unknown substance on a damp sink. Those amounts of water don't seem to match.

If you want I'll cum on a cloth or something.

A soy source is usually a plant user.
Write sauce when you mean sauce.

See a doctor anyway you nigger, take care of yourself. That is far from normal.

>abnormal ejaculate

Sounds like the name of a death metal band.

can't believe so many fags are falling for this.

You habe caca balls. Yes, they've begun filling with caca.

well the sperm dies. and if you haven't fapped for 4 months, there are lots of dead sperm that have to be cleared out.
ofc jizz turns bit yellowish, or orange tint, but that's alright.
nothing this dark sounds like "fine" to me.

but if OP is a nigger and tricking us with his soy sauce cum,
there's nothing to do here.

You have a tear in your pancreas too much or not enough ejaculation can cause this

And ladddddiesss and gentlemennnn, the act you've all been waiting forrrrrrrr.....OP AND THE ABNORMAL EJACULATES!

Working on the screenshot now.

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Capped for justice.

Holy fuck that song is shit.

wtf, did you just screencap your own thread?

Ah fuck, you caught me. Yeah, I'm keeping it for /fit/'s NoFap threads.

Damn, that's a lot. Did you came hard?

I hardly felt it, as other anons have said it doesn't even have the consistency of jizz.

unused sperm gets absorbed into the body

After 4 months no fap you barely felt it? Wtf?
After such a time you should cum with a force of thousand suns,
how old are you?

I turn 21 next month. I agree with you, I should've came much stronger.

Embrace your prostate cancer idiot

OP here. Busted another one out. It's as weird as the last, should I start worrying now?

prostate cancer, go to a doctor ASAP

I've just took your advice. The latest batch tastes like watery cake mix.

Go to the doc dude ur dick is spewing blood

loser

When u get back from the doc let us kno how long u have to live

>Screencaping your own thread
Bad show user

This is fucking retarded.
1)Your load would not be that big if you busted that recently.
2) That is blatantly not jizz.
3) Who the fuck repeatedly jerks it into a sink?
4) If we really wanna get that far into this, the three trickles at the back mean you would have had to have shot 3 massive ropes onto the back of the sink, which would have left a trail behind them. Fucking jizz-spatter analytic's.
5) This is fake and gay, are you this desperate for attention?

I know, I'm as ashamed as I should be.

You're right to say that it's blatantly not jizz. It's way too thin, even the picture in the OP looks nothing like jizz. I'm as confused as you are. It's practically water.

My GF hit my balls accidently one time and for the next week my cum was a little bit bloody.I didnt panicked because i knew it was probably a broken capillary and trough the week my cum slowly became normal.Didnt say shit to my gf doe cuz i didnt wanted to make her feel bad