How do you like your coffee and your women?
How do you like your coffee and your women?
Don't like coffee
QUIET
In a sealed insulated container
Asian
Cheap and salty
Ground up and in the freezer
Ground
Cream and sugar nigger. I like white women, brunettes specifically. No wops, dagos, or guineas. They are too crazy.
Not alive
with my dick in it
black.
Big tits
Whites only
White and liquored
Based on the picture, from the 80's. I miss polystyrene cups.
Colombian
I like my coffee in liquid form, in a mug, and i don't have any women so the second question pretty much doesn't apply in the first place
Blonde and sweet!
Don't drink coffee
Petite and white
Cold
empty on the inside and worthless when I get done with them
Hot, dark, and strong
Tossed in a bag, tied up and thrown over the back of a donkey by a guy named Juan Valdez.
Mixed
A decade old
cool black and bitter
Black
and
non-black
Virgin detected, black coffee is fucking awesome, so are Spanish chicks
On ice
Short
White, slightly tan
Very sweet
All over my lap
With a feminine penis.
Without a penis
Super rich and creamy white.
This guy knows.
Lukewarm
On ice
My sides
coffee - black
women - anything but black
yum!
I like my coffee black and I just hooked up with my first black chick tonight so the circle is complete guys I'm so excited
dark and black as a moonless night
Beat me to it
Warm, creamy and up my ass
Murky and full of whiskey.
>white and sweet
>black and strong
This is now a twin peaks thread
Underaged
...
Cold and mouldy, it makes my penis hard
Gagged with duct tape
>you will never have a good jelly doughnut
On the floor
Yeah.....but how do you like your women?
Thanks tshirt hell
Big tits.
Prepared for me by my mum
Dead for 2 years
Q: Was Chandler known for his love of coffee?
A: Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
White, hot, with large milk containers
Dark roast with a bit of cream
My coffee needs big tits and shaved.my women black two sugars
hot enough to scald my crotch
White as can be and sweet as possible
Black, bitter, and cold.
large and black
A like white girls but some nigs are hot tbh
I like my coffee black and women white
I like my women how I like my Russian nuclear power plants, extremely hot and unstable.
Little bit of coffee with my cream and sugar in the morning.
If chicks are coffee, what are guys?
cold and past the sell by date
hot and cold
Wet in my lap.
Kek
Classic
Without a penis
black coffee. i like all women
with no selfesteem low morals and a well broken in vagina
In a mug
pale as the Queen's arse
Black and I like all good looking women.
Cold, pale, and weak.
hot white and sweet, covered in whipped cream
Hot, strong and... with a spoon in them.
eddie izzard is dat u?
anally
Ground up and in the freezer.
I like my women like I like my coffee "without an opinion "
coffee black
woman beautiful and intelligent
Black with just a little cream.
Pic related.
thank God someone got it.
black with some sand and sea foam in the genitals
her lower half is disgusting
Never having had another mans penis in it.
I think I understand user I to like my women like I like my coffee... black and without an opinion
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the same way i like my whiskey aged 12 yrs and mixed up with coke
cheap with a strong odor