How do you like your coffee and your women?

How do you like your coffee and your women?

Don't like coffee

QUIET

In a sealed insulated container

Asian

Cheap and salty

Ground up and in the freezer

Ground

Cream and sugar nigger. I like white women, brunettes specifically. No wops, dagos, or guineas. They are too crazy.

Not alive

with my dick in it

black.

Big tits

Whites only

White and liquored

Based on the picture, from the 80's. I miss polystyrene cups.

Colombian

I like my coffee in liquid form, in a mug, and i don't have any women so the second question pretty much doesn't apply in the first place

Blonde and sweet!

Don't drink coffee
Petite and white

Cold

empty on the inside and worthless when I get done with them

Hot, dark, and strong

Tossed in a bag, tied up and thrown over the back of a donkey by a guy named Juan Valdez.

Mixed

A decade old

cool black and bitter

Black

and

non-black

Virgin detected, black coffee is fucking awesome, so are Spanish chicks

On ice

Short
White, slightly tan
Very sweet

All over my lap

With a feminine penis.

Without a penis

Super rich and creamy white.

This guy knows.

Lukewarm

On ice

My sides

coffee - black
women - anything but black

yum!

I like my coffee black and I just hooked up with my first black chick tonight so the circle is complete guys I'm so excited

dark and black as a moonless night

Beat me to it

Warm, creamy and up my ass

Murky and full of whiskey.

>white and sweet
>black and strong

This is now a twin peaks thread

Underaged

...

Cold and mouldy, it makes my penis hard

Gagged with duct tape

>you will never have a good jelly doughnut

On the floor

Yeah.....but how do you like your women?

Thanks tshirt hell

Big tits.

Prepared for me by my mum

Dead for 2 years

Q: Was Chandler known for his love of coffee?

A: Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

White, hot, with large milk containers

Dark roast with a bit of cream

My coffee needs big tits and shaved.my women black two sugars

hot enough to scald my crotch

White as can be and sweet as possible

Black, bitter, and cold.

large and black

A like white girls but some nigs are hot tbh

I like my coffee black and women white

I like my women how I like my Russian nuclear power plants, extremely hot and unstable.

Little bit of coffee with my cream and sugar in the morning.

If chicks are coffee, what are guys?

cold and past the sell by date

hot and cold

Wet in my lap.

Kek

Classic

Without a penis

black coffee. i like all women

with no selfesteem low morals and a well broken in vagina

In a mug

pale as the Queen's arse

Black and I like all good looking women.

Cold, pale, and weak.

hot white and sweet, covered in whipped cream

Hot, strong and... with a spoon in them.

eddie izzard is dat u?

anally

Ground up and in the freezer.

I like my women like I like my coffee "without an opinion "

coffee black
woman beautiful and intelligent

Black with just a little cream.

Pic related.

thank God someone got it.

black with some sand and sea foam in the genitals

her lower half is disgusting

Never having had another mans penis in it.

I think I understand user I to like my women like I like my coffee... black and without an opinion

/thread

the same way i like my whiskey aged 12 yrs and mixed up with coke

cheap with a strong odor