What would happen if Mexico won the world cup?

What would happen if Mexico won the world cup?

The Dutch would be extremely bootydevastated. CONMEBOL teams would actually start taking Mexico seriously as a footy force, and us fellow CONCACRAP members would be encouraged by your win.

lmao that will never happen

shitposting the likes of which we've never seen

You wake up.

You'd be dreaming

At this point it would be extremely bad. It will be a fluke surely, like Greece in the Euro.

People and media would become even more arrogant than what it is after winning vs random island and CentralNoWhereLand America. They would believe they are the shit, and it all be fucked up.

you've never won the worldc up? i thought mexicans loved soccer?

>implying Mexico will ever be near to win something relevant
Keep dreaming, pu70

:^)

your population would be proud and party for days but eventually life would become shit again

TINY

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Only 8 nations have won a world cup title.

Heads would be flying

that will never

ever

happen

not even trolling

>Mejico
>winning anything

I'd like that desu

if portugal won an euro, we can dream

Amerisharts would probably have a collective shart as a nation, the likes of which the world has never seen

they would shart so hard that
>their national anthem would become the Shart Spangled Sharter
>their national animal would become the Brown Eagle
>their national beverage would become Shart-weak Beer

'ches putos

Portugal is like 2 or 3 whole floors above you in football

>Uruguay has 2.4% the Mexican population and they've won 2 World Cups
>Mexico hasn't even reached a WC semifinals (even the USA and England reached 1)

yeah, but they were 2 floors below Germany

They will go crazier than when Brazil won there in 1970

The Euro has been won by meme nations like Greece or Denmark before. The World Cup is a unique tournamnet where only countries with long history of football have won it.
When they won them they didn't have 2.4% of the population.

A Euro is a meme compared to the World Cup. It's like comparing the Europa League to the Champions League.

meaning you're 4-5 floors below the top nations

also bear in mind the world cup is harder to win than the yuros

>In the 1930's
>jaques leMerdes trophies

but seriously, this is not something any of us will ever have to worry about.
if fact, there wont be a world cup winner outside of south america and europe in our lifetime or our grandkid's lifetime. deal with it.

Has your NT even qualified for a WC yet?

Nope
But has your NT won anything since the crackhead?

Yes, yes, well done Mexico...
HOWEVER

world cup? they're still working on getting clean water to people

t. Nigel Al-Saheed Ben-Muhammad

A Copa America or 2

Gracias por los lols basado chile

no its not faggots
you srsly cant see that the difference is shrinking?

>copa america
kek

Holy shit seriously? Why do we even play the world cup? That's college football tier shit.

Literally the 2nd most important title we can win and we've only played 5 WCs since Maradona

You expect us to win everything every years?

>the copa america is the oldest international competition in the world
>the country who has won the most isn't even either argentina or brazil

goddamn uruguay

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Uruguayans are based, they play good pragmatic football

They know they don't have much talent so they don't try to play beautiful football, but they win

Te ando chingando, quiero q messi gane el mundial. Pero si odio a mexico

>argetina getting rekt by rare flag

kek

California would go nuts.

>quiero q messi gane el mundial
e-espera a rusia

t. Shylo Goldenstein

Lots of butthurt sudecas telling Mexico that they fluked their way in to a WC win and to come back when they've won multiple WC's.

>Forget mentioning the Fluke that was Euro 2016

my abuelito would probably die in peace

underrated tbhfam

REMOVE KEBAB

You guys will beat Portugal in the confederations cup final next year, It's been prophesied by the Simpsons in that one episode.

everyone would lose their heads

Didn't you bring back the PRI? aren't they just bribing people again?

kek

Have you heard about any beheadings lately? People are still getting murdered everyday but they have tried their best to cover it up and not make it a fuss like how it was in the past government. Thanks to it the tourism numbers have been growing, although at a least a good part of it is due to the fucking cheap peso I bet. You can come over and have a good vacation with a week's wage.

The cows will inmediatly start to fly

I would behead ten infidels to celebrate

The wall gets 10 feet higher

Mexicunts are the most useless "human" beings on earth

The US would win a World Cup before Mexico. Not that either scenario will ever happen.