What would happen if Mexico won the world cup?
What would happen if Mexico won the world cup?
The Dutch would be extremely bootydevastated. CONMEBOL teams would actually start taking Mexico seriously as a footy force, and us fellow CONCACRAP members would be encouraged by your win.
lmao that will never happen
shitposting the likes of which we've never seen
You wake up.
You'd be dreaming
At this point it would be extremely bad. It will be a fluke surely, like Greece in the Euro.
People and media would become even more arrogant than what it is after winning vs random island and CentralNoWhereLand America. They would believe they are the shit, and it all be fucked up.
you've never won the worldc up? i thought mexicans loved soccer?
>implying Mexico will ever be near to win something relevant
Keep dreaming, pu70
:^)
your population would be proud and party for days but eventually life would become shit again
TINY
...
Only 8 nations have won a world cup title.
Heads would be flying
that will never
ever
happen
not even trolling
>Mejico
>winning anything
I'd like that desu
if portugal won an euro, we can dream
Amerisharts would probably have a collective shart as a nation, the likes of which the world has never seen
they would shart so hard that
>their national anthem would become the Shart Spangled Sharter
>their national animal would become the Brown Eagle
>their national beverage would become Shart-weak Beer
'ches putos
Portugal is like 2 or 3 whole floors above you in football
>Uruguay has 2.4% the Mexican population and they've won 2 World Cups
>Mexico hasn't even reached a WC semifinals (even the USA and England reached 1)
yeah, but they were 2 floors below Germany
They will go crazier than when Brazil won there in 1970
The Euro has been won by meme nations like Greece or Denmark before. The World Cup is a unique tournamnet where only countries with long history of football have won it.
When they won them they didn't have 2.4% of the population.
A Euro is a meme compared to the World Cup. It's like comparing the Europa League to the Champions League.
meaning you're 4-5 floors below the top nations
also bear in mind the world cup is harder to win than the yuros
>In the 1930's
>jaques leMerdes trophies
but seriously, this is not something any of us will ever have to worry about.
if fact, there wont be a world cup winner outside of south america and europe in our lifetime or our grandkid's lifetime. deal with it.
Has your NT even qualified for a WC yet?
Nope
But has your NT won anything since the crackhead?
Yes, yes, well done Mexico...
HOWEVER
world cup? they're still working on getting clean water to people
t. Nigel Al-Saheed Ben-Muhammad
A Copa America or 2
Gracias por los lols basado chile
no its not faggots
you srsly cant see that the difference is shrinking?
>copa america
kek
Holy shit seriously? Why do we even play the world cup? That's college football tier shit.
Literally the 2nd most important title we can win and we've only played 5 WCs since Maradona
You expect us to win everything every years?
>the copa america is the oldest international competition in the world
>the country who has won the most isn't even either argentina or brazil
goddamn uruguay
...
Uruguayans are based, they play good pragmatic football
They know they don't have much talent so they don't try to play beautiful football, but they win
Te ando chingando, quiero q messi gane el mundial. Pero si odio a mexico
>argetina getting rekt by rare flag
kek
California would go nuts.
>quiero q messi gane el mundial
e-espera a rusia
t. Shylo Goldenstein
Lots of butthurt sudecas telling Mexico that they fluked their way in to a WC win and to come back when they've won multiple WC's.
>Forget mentioning the Fluke that was Euro 2016
my abuelito would probably die in peace
underrated tbhfam
REMOVE KEBAB
You guys will beat Portugal in the confederations cup final next year, It's been prophesied by the Simpsons in that one episode.
everyone would lose their heads
Didn't you bring back the PRI? aren't they just bribing people again?
kek
Have you heard about any beheadings lately? People are still getting murdered everyday but they have tried their best to cover it up and not make it a fuss like how it was in the past government. Thanks to it the tourism numbers have been growing, although at a least a good part of it is due to the fucking cheap peso I bet. You can come over and have a good vacation with a week's wage.
The cows will inmediatly start to fly
I would behead ten infidels to celebrate
The wall gets 10 feet higher
Mexicunts are the most useless "human" beings on earth
The US would win a World Cup before Mexico. Not that either scenario will ever happen.