Here's the deal: I am trying to come up with ways to make Sup Forums seem more attractive to high class people like celebrities. Imagine if Kim Kardashian came out and said: "hell yes, I love Sup Forums and its my favorite site, i mean Sup Forums!! it's so cute!"
I think Sup Forums has great potential, but it's lagging behind right now. What we need is a way to attract users via billboards, TV commercials, celebrity endorsements. #getdownwith/b/ would be a great tag line, but correct me if I'm wrong Imagine if Tom Cruise came out and said: "hey yeah, I love Sup Forums and I love to be in Sup Forums. It's just a great fit for me"
These celebrities are the prime users. I think it would be a great user story to imagine what we would need to do to attract them to Sup Forums
Jack Rodriguez
what are you smoking
Levi Mitchell
No Tom Cruise, we have enough shills already without putting up with the fucking Xenu crowd
Caleb Thomas
Sauce???? NAME???
Michael Robinson
Maybe we could stop posting their nudes
Landon Davis
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Noah James
I'm in. lets do it.
Joseph Collins
" / b / = cute "
>you made me laugh
Alexander Bailey
This has to be the most retarded thing I've read whole week.
Jaxon Gray
We need to post more for them to check if we got theirs
Hunter Perez
This thread got some potential. Mod here. Do it user.
Lincoln James
You need to give incentives to content posted. Look at facebook, twitter, reddit, funnyjunk. Celebs do things for fame "look I posted a thing on a board and thread maxed"
Christopher Wilson
some1 go to gd/ and ask those faggets to design some campaign .
Cameron Bell
Mod here,celeb will buy pass and they will get their id on there poster.
Andrew Kelly
This.
Jonathan Perry
2/10 bait, cringe, and newfriend autism all rolled up together. Well done OP, you glorious faggot.
Chase Mitchell
natali nemtchinova
Xavier Russell
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Easton Hall
Fuck off you fag. Sup Forums is for social outcasts, psychos and retards. Noone needs it to be more popular. Just fuck off.
Aaron Cruz
find another board with less population, raid it with your content during a week and it'll be ok You can't control Sup Forums too much (shit)posters on this board
OR >go on reddit
Tyler Hill
underage newfag spotted
Sebastian Barnes
i love brittany venti
Samuel Davis
Kill yourself.
Aiden Sanders
she's my ex. we had amazing times. Dubs and i share her nudes
Luke Adams
>Look guise im so oldfag I've been here since boxxy so I can call people new hurr durr
Back2ledditplsgo
Wyatt Foster
>high class people like celebrities. Imagine if Kim Kardashian
You've got some mixed messages there, son. Becoming a celebrity does not make one 'high-class," and your choice of referring to KK is the perfect example. Nowadays, celebrity can be obtained by whoring one's soul. KK in particular has done nothing to warrant being called classy. She was lucky in the gene pool game, but her fortune came from her father, who also provided the seed for her fame. Then all she had to do was be a brat and show some parts off to rise.
That is not classy, and I would not want to meet her. She is trash.
Ayden Jenkins
check em
Chase Fisher
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Christian Martin
>off by one >cantwakeup.png
Ian Bailey
Heh, I started too quickly to type "OP's a faggot" to notice this. I hope that giving an example of "high class people" a Kardashian is a troll. Seriosly, OP is a double fag.
Xavier Smith
This
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Julian Watson
Would bang
Juan Myers
The day Kim Kardashian promotes this site, will probably be the day I leave.
Nolan Jackson
Nice try son you're here forever.
William Torres
Of course. Here in / b / we all know each other
Justin Hill
i'm not newfag proof >zozzle
Landon White
Get off my Sup Forums all you normies.
Connor James
You're right, I'll probably end up staying here and seeing Sup Forums die a bit more.
Noah Gonzalez
>more attractive to celebrities?
Fuck celebrities and fuck you damn normie faggot. This isn't fucking Redddit
Jaxon Flores
OP is Kim Kardashian looking for attention.
Celebrity women suck. I like normal "nobody" women. You know. The ones with low self esteem and daddy issues
Nathaniel Nelson
That movie is the ultimate piece of shit, you go kys faggot.
Brayden Mitchell
Quads nigga
Evan Bennett
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Noah Fisher
monitoring this board
Christian Nguyen
...
Anthony Garcia
...
Mason Roberts
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ian Flores
...
Bentley Robinson
Does this count?
Evan Taylor
Highly successful b8!
Anthony Walker
TL:DR Summary of this thread. Normies who don't understand the concept of Sup Forums. >Don't talk about it >It's always been shit but the fappening ruined this fucking place
Eli Green
>the fappening ruined this place
Word. Fucking CNN
Levi Green
congratulations, I find myself triggered.
Charles Cook
Newfag
Kevin Cook
b/ will never be a place that celebrities will admit to hanging out.
Cooper Moore
obvious troll but it would be hilarious to have some oblivious celeb do a AMA on /b
Anthony Rodriguez
is it weird that I like the idea of Tail Her Swift hanging out here?
Lucas Cruz
Haha yeah we're so edgy and weird here, but it's all part of what makes us so unique :)
Cooper Perez
Thinking CNN has the influence to ruin ANYTHING apart from themselves is pretty beta.
Adrian Phillips
but we are actually unique.
Henry Turner
Stfu Roodypoo
James Brooks
this is by far the most hairbrained idea Ive seen in a long time?
I cant even count how many things would go wrong with this idea of yours OP
what the fuck are you smoking?
Hunter Lewis
I know that's what I said user-kin :)
Jonathan Morgan
why would you want anyone new or important on what is arguably the worst Sup Forums Sup Forums has ever been?
this site is nearly dead, i think it may be smarter to look for a new site.
Jaxson Green
Not op, how the fuck is this baiting?
Joseph Fisher
All I want is the POTUS
Jeremiah Davis
Op here. its actually a bait for newfags. like this fagget ri8 here .
Nolan Morgan
Rule 1 and 2 of internet. Newfags.
Benjamin Long
Then how you ended here?
Lucas Barnes
Is this a new meme now? I've read the same copypasta for linux in Sup Forums
Levi White
> >Then how you ended here? Searched for gore back in 2006. Stumbled over Sup Forums. Found nsfw 18+ year Random board. Boom. Been here since. More you want to know?
Jordan King
>How do we make/ b/more attractive to celebrities? stopped. reading. right. there.
you need to GTFO right now. how you got here is inconsequential, but you obviously haven't been here long enough.
Sup Forums is not what you think it is. ever.
>is summer starting already?
Bentley Bell
You dont you autistic idiot, what we need to do is the opposite, make/b smaller by weedinng out all the idiots that dont belong like you
Parker Hill
>Searching gore in 2006
user? Whats your job?
Zachary Miller
No, like you.
Nathan Fisher
> >>Searching gore in 2006 > >user? Whats your job? Back then IT support for Hewlett Packard. Now truck driver. Got sick of helping ms. johnson telling her where she turned on her printer all the time.
Cooper Bailey
Why the fuck would you want those people to be here with us? I remember when Sup Forums was considered the dark, horrible underworld of the English speaking internet by the normies. Now we share this place with people like you who want us to be involved with real world shit.
OP is a fucking faggot.
Daniel Flores
Whats your age?
Nolan Jenkins
>high class people like celebrities. >Kim Kardashian Which of these things is not like the other?....
Tyler Mitchell
Decent bait
Rage/10
Evan Gray
35. Yep. And retarded enough to still stick around. Mostly because all fubar stuff i like to look at, is gathered here, instead of searching 1000 random websites for the same content. Newfags just sadly forget the rules of internet... Too much media attention whoring for quite a few years now. Back then Sup Forums was cancer. But now it's just reddit/fb for user's.... Sad but true.
Brayden Jackson
Check'd btw.
Christopher White
Is this pasta? Somebody said this about linux on irc the other night.. Almost exact phrasing
Bentley Carter
Are you fucking retarded?
Benjamin Roberts
No. I'm serious.
Sebastian Johnson
You're missing the point. CNN named the site where the Fappening originated. That drew looky-loos, moralfags, white knights, etc. Now Sup Forums's exposed. Anonymous is dead.