My girl friend is depressed about being ugly, tell her shes got a pretty one

my girl friend is depressed about being ugly, tell her shes got a pretty one

No

Bumping for interest

Post face, maybe that will make her feel better

dang it... id nestle my face in the stubble for hours

razor burn isn't pretty mate.

it's fucking 2017, grow a fucking bush bitch

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looks like an old burnt deflated balloon

That's not your GF.

And the really pathetic thing is that I'd probably still tongue fuck the shit outta that pussy

I'd suck that bitch dry

You gotta slow up your speed, my man. Looks like you're not using enough amperage. Dont worry user, with practice, your welding will start looking like this.

Sorry, user, I thought this was someones first attempt at welding and that you wanted advise....

fuk!!! i laffd... i lost

your girlfriend's a horse?

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Kek

Nice and juicy
How I like them.
Anyone saying otherwise is a pathetic virgin

What does "Tut Cute" mean?

>How I like them
Jesus mate, do you get white knight discounts at your local blacksmith?

she's her?
she's gorgeous.

Maybe a little odd looking, but is not what entirely make a woman.

Hey buddy

Tell your gf i was a chubby American slob for a couple years when i didnt work out. Then i worked out a fuckload and ate correctly. Now im in shape and not depressed.

I'm not white knighting, fag
I really don't believe op in the first place
I might have felt differently as a teenager about this subject content
Now I've had more experience and that reminds me of my wife.

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I'd eat it.
My girls pussy

It looks like a burnt out fuse box

That gave me a chubby

Works for me

Fucking gross you fucking nigger

Kek ok I get she can't help the roast beef sandwich but ffs user at least make her do something about that hairy ass

You'd make one hell of a wing man bro want to hit up the bars later?

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I KNOW HER

SHE WORKS AT A GAS STATION RIGHT

Wh- how did you know that!?