>amerilubes
Amerilubes
What happens if they don't use it?
what the fuck, do americans really need lube to have a wank?
Calluses
Yup, when I found out suddenly all those 'lotion' jokes in sitcoms made sense.
yep, cause they're all circumsised
The eternal anglo.
Nah, it depends on how the circumcision is preformed really.
>this confuses and enrages the american
It's really nice to have some oil or whatever regardless though, so you can stroke all the way down.
>tfw britbong opened my eyes to the sad reality many Americans face
Lube-drive for Americans in need when? We can't let them suffer like this
It would be very painful... for Jew
Just get a niphole
Way better than oil
I'm circumcised and never use lube
It's an american thing, like taking showers with your shoes on and putting your clothes in the fridge and sharing your wife
I thought making masturbation more difficult was the whole point.
>be american
>get a boner
>can't "jrrk oaff" because you forgot to go to walmart for lube
>can't do anything but stare down at your dried-up mutilated cock until it wears off
>Walmart lube
mayo and frying oil
Sometimes i pull on it so hard, i rip the skin! I wish there were a better way.
Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hand.
you actually have to use lube? ayy lmao i thought that was a american pie meme
Who needs lube when you have your precum
Well if it is then it's a piss poor method. I just a had a lovely fap a few minutes ago, no lube needed.
>m-muh cheese dick!
>m-muh ant-eater penis!
>m-muh women hate natural looking dicks!
>americuts will never experience this
>get a boner
>instantly need to have a wank
puberty must be hard