Amerilubes

>amerilubes

What happens if they don't use it?

what the fuck, do americans really need lube to have a wank?

Calluses

Yup, when I found out suddenly all those 'lotion' jokes in sitcoms made sense.

yep, cause they're all circumsised

The eternal anglo.

Nah, it depends on how the circumcision is preformed really.

>this confuses and enrages the american

It's really nice to have some oil or whatever regardless though, so you can stroke all the way down.

>tfw britbong opened my eyes to the sad reality many Americans face
Lube-drive for Americans in need when? We can't let them suffer like this

It would be very painful... for Jew

Just get a niphole
Way better than oil

I'm circumcised and never use lube

It's an american thing, like taking showers with your shoes on and putting your clothes in the fridge and sharing your wife

I thought making masturbation more difficult was the whole point.

>be american
>get a boner
>can't "jrrk oaff" because you forgot to go to walmart for lube
>can't do anything but stare down at your dried-up mutilated cock until it wears off

>Walmart lube
mayo and frying oil

Sometimes i pull on it so hard, i rip the skin! I wish there were a better way.

Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hand.

you actually have to use lube? ayy lmao i thought that was a american pie meme

Who needs lube when you have your precum

Well if it is then it's a piss poor method. I just a had a lovely fap a few minutes ago, no lube needed.

>m-muh cheese dick!
>m-muh ant-eater penis!
>m-muh women hate natural looking dicks!

>americuts will never experience this

>get a boner
>instantly need to have a wank
puberty must be hard