I'm alone with my neighbors dog right now, trips decide what I do with him

I'm alone with my neighbors dog right now, trips decide what I do with him

Shave it bold

Yeah shave it fucking bold

kill it

SO FUCKING CLOSE

pet it and play fetch, doggos are based.

Bold shave.

Pet him and tell him he's a good boy

Cuddle it, fuck it in the ass/let it fuck you in the ass

eat it

Dammit so close

make it cum

He's neutered

Fuck it and post pics in this thread

suck its dick

metelo al microondas

Feed him a treat. Cuddle up with him on the sofa and don't be a cunt.

give him chocolate and post results

Shave it bold and post a pic

while gently petting its head, scratch its chest and say, "good boy" for 15 seconds.

Fuck it

go for a walk

aplastalo contra un muro hasta que muera

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Fuck it in the ass

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call it a good boy - proceed to give it some food

just mexican things

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mételo al congelador

French kiss and pic

sacale los ojos

Hug and kiss it

have sex with it

tell him he's a good boy.

pet him and leave him alone freak

Pick it up and squeeze it as hard as you can until it screams in pain

Pet and chill with

Fuck it

fuck it

pet it

Take him for a walk and tell him whos a good boy.

cortarle las 4 patas

He already looks scared.


Roll

make it lick your dick

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give it chocolate

Feed him steak...

Nothing you sick fuck, leave the goodboye alone.

Fees him a treat

Give him to your asian friend

metele un palo en el culo

insert your peener into its rectum

Eat it

You're an asshole.

Just pet him and feed him some chocolate.

Fake an orgasm and record his reaction

Sing racist songs to it in the middle of the road, whilst naked

Lick his asshole

pégale con una piedra hasta que deje de moverse

Eat

Red rocket boy

sacrifice it to satan

peanut butter on your willy then let the dog lick it off then slide your boner into the dogs anus

He's clearly meant to be used as an air to ground dog, throw him from the roof

>roof

Give him a hug. :(

ejaculate into its mouth and post video

Kill yourself

put the puppies spicy little cone shaped willy in your mouth and suckle all its seed out until its nuts are flat

fuck it then feed it chocolate then throw it off the roof and post video

Let him lick the inside of your mouth, post webm

If required, put peanut butter on your tongue so he really goes for you. He might need encouragement cause he's not a faggot but you are.

WINRAR :(

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiinn

SATAN SPEAKS

>fuck it then feed it chocolate then throw it off the roof and post video
WIN

I'm highly doubtful we'll see OP deliver on this one

WINRAR BUT DONT DO IT

>OP disappears
Would be history if he did it though

Pet him and dont bother him

stfu new fag

OP is a nigger and this thread is his son

OP is a white guy and this thread is his wife's black son

OP died

Roll

OP is a faggot as usuall and wont deliver

Nothing. Always assume there are cameras

Fuck it. Fuck it hard.

Oh hell yeah

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Draw eyebrows on it (obv where they're supposed to be)

why do you even have their dog?