ITT: God Tier Green Texts

ITT: God Tier Green Texts

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Big hams

not greentext

Hah I love that one

currently dying

thanks for this dude
the fable of sarah lives on

lets keep this thread alive

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Keep it going my dudes

I read the entire thing. Holy fucking shit

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fucking favourite

Preparing a screencap fo enabling requests. Keep it alive till then.

Kek

fucking amazing

Keked and saved

does anyone have the one with the user working in a hotel and the fat guy climbing the stairs ?

So now i got the first batch. Had to organise the ones i have. Its still not complete but heres a few. Taking requests now.

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I'll take the dolphin porn please

here you go.

whoever wrote this is a genius and will leader us into a new era of literature

Fats McGee?

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This one is great. Enjoy.

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Absolute fucking gold hahaha

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This should be a novel. That was pure crystalline diamond-tier gold.

Agreed

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This one always gets me

Posting some of my favorites till i get requests.

Not a greentext but w/e its fresh

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sexual harrassment is not funny

neither are you, but people still laugh.

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It is ur just a femnist fag

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The mightiest of greentexts

Worth the read

and another great one.

dunno about that. there are alot of really great ones out there. Like the pooping bandit.

I ain't readin' all that shit.

Its worth It

too bad its actually worth the read.

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holy shit, that's gold

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Ballad of Ella pt1

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Feminism ends rasicm

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Ballad of Ella. THe site wont allow screencaps larger than 2MB so heres a reading from youtube:
youtube.com/watch?v=syjcXq_FLYU

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It's just beautiful.

anyone have the rest?

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This story gave me a really good idea for masturbation.

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This one

this one just came through lmao

>Live in a cave
>Have never heard of CWC, the Sonic Totem, or any of this shit
>Follow link
>Down the fucking rabbit hole
mfw

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This is gold. Take one of mine good sir.

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Of all the feels trips,this one you don't want

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Do you have it?

I fucking choked on my cigarette while reading this, fuck.

This is the best thread I've ever seen on Sup Forums.

Thats pretty sad then, you must not leave /b ever.

Requesting the story about OP asking weather or not to by a fleshlight and user tells his slow descent into the thousands of dollars hes spent on sex dolls ect

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Never listen to Hexes By TesseracT while reading sad greentexts...

The feels are too much man...

Yeah but the site wont allow a file bigger than 2MB so I posted a link to a reading of it.

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Here Sam

REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP NEXT WEEK

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No

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One of my all time fav's

Skyrim for the nords?