Dergs :3

Dergs :3

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Dragons are gay.

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then post what you like

nothing wrong with that.

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whats up furfags?

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Just drinking some vodka after hitting up the bars.

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Getting bored of Far Cry Primal.

Hey Luc..

I like dicks

Homosexual!

sweet was just at the bars with some frends, chilling with a beer now

Hello

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never played thet game, only farcry 3, plying some factorio atm, you should try that if youre bored :)

I had beers at the bar, finishing my night with a vodka tonic on /b.

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Sounds like a sweet night

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How's everyone doing tonight?

Exhausted

Any specific reason for being?

Holy fuck someone get this starfox faggot out of out threads.

Working taking care of family.

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meh

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That's reason enough to be

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Meh's usually never good

post qts

Chest/Stomach pains
Wanna drink, think it would be a bad idea at this point.

drunk

Probably a good idea to take it easy then

That sounds like a good idea to not

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Chamomile I guess

i accidentally made porn my desktop background, oops.

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tea is great, sit back and relaaax

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>A normal day in Citadel Station

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That would be a good start

Do you need me to rub your chest, Nibi?

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This is just heartburn/congestion. Probably from the horseradish earlier.

I'd rather play with penises.

That's gay. And it wasn't an accident.

Oh alright. The offer still stands.

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The real problem is this fucked up shoulderblade.

it was an accident, right click context menu "edit" is so close to "Set as desktop background"

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I remember. Would that be a better area to focus on?

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The small tendons and muscles under the shoulderblade itself.

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I have an issue there too, acts up once in awhile. Really sucks

I'll do my best.

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I dont know if I injured it years ago or if its just deformed. It protrudes out a little further than the other and pops frequently when moving it.

You gotta just stab your knuckles or fingers in a kneading fashion.

I'm assuming I pulled it awhile ago and it keeps coming back, just gotta do the same thing you said, deep knuckle massage works wonders on it

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Yeah well, its under the shoulderblade and not something I can easily massage myself.

Impossible to find someone to do it.

roy pet me and call me a good boy

Massage parlors are a thing

pay me enough and ill do it, winky face

>500 dollarly-doos for like 15 minutes.

How much pressure do you want?

*pets*

You are a good boy.

Well shit nvm

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Beat my shoulder like you beat your dick.

I'm not sure how well a dildo is going to work in this scenario.

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Hard enough until it feels better.

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GunMouth
>pulls triggered