Why are they shilling this relationship so much?

why are they shilling this relationship so much?

Literally who

>barefoot in public
>shoes in the house

bravo americans

She is so painfully average. It hurts me to see Fassgod with her

shes below average by hollywood standards
fassy just likes brown girls

i could make him happier than her

There is no product to sell, summer.

Its so hard to believe VIkander is Swedish sometimes how is she not some Spaniard?

Aren't Swedes supposed to be white?
Vikander is basically a Latina.

are we seeing the same image? he looks way worse than her

In contrast to his previous gfs she is Aphrodite in the flesh

>fass will likely waste his genes on one of these hags

feels good that my son might end up looking better than fassy's son

This.

>they
You mean you

That isn't true at all.

He's a star though, even ugly movie stars can land 10/10s

Are you the girlfriend Fassy beat up?

shit taste, faggot

She's a quarter Finnish and probably has some Sami blood as well

>mustache
>a bad thing to Sup Forums

Then explain the continuous ASR worship.

shes getting fat already, embaressing. Was she gang raped by refugees or did she leave Sweden before they flooded in and raped all the women?

Well she does kinda have the body and height of a 12 year old boy maybe puberty is starting to kick in for her?

So Magneto's dating Beast?

SHAVE
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>not wanting a mustache tickle from your significant other

What are you, gay?

>thinking Fassbo is shilling a relationship.
Do you even attention who're?
THIS is how you shill a relationship.

dude's a decent actor, he doesn't need to do this shit

WHY DO HOT BITCHES ALWAYS HAVE SO MANY RANDOM BRUISES EVERYWHERE? I see this all the time. In OP pic, her legs are covered with bruises.

Being Irish means you are surrounded by a bunch of pasty slags and if you ever get famous you need that jungle pussy

She's still whiter than most of Fass's pretend slaves

rough sex

the fass is no gentleman in the sack nigger

coke and heroin

I expect all Americans to be Apache or Navajo looking but it turns out most of them are black like the Africans.

I enjoy her dancing skills.

oh great all women are whores. thought she was pure

fassgod likes to toss his hoes

Also better looking than Hiddleston and apparently smarter as well

fuck she's so awkward

>tfw thinking about all the ore you could mine with that chin

>because bruises are common in human anatomy
>can't realize this
>attribute it to some other unknown power
>yfw I just told you this

Americans?

Why the fuck do Europeans look so weird?

>wearing no shoes walking down the street

i mean at least pretend this isn't a posed candid jehsu s

ive literally fucked women more attractive than her

she is not even that hot and she has a fridge body

Americans look like obnoxious fake plastic faced and false teeth wearing cunts from a limited bloodline.

kek stay mad britfag

actresses are all underweight and anemic, which means you bruise more easily

not a weird thing

fat chicks bruise easier than skinny

ok? they could still me anemic form malnourishment

why do americans think all skinny people are anemic or anorexic. vikander is a healthy weight

sure thing buddy

i know you want everyone else's life to be as
miserable as yours kiddo, but not everyone's a
faggot with a bloodline full of cucks

i want to kill the person who made this picture and the person who just now posted it

what is this a fucking haiku

LOOK they're projecting!!!

They have an Oscar b8 romantic drama coming out at the end of the year based on a best selling women's book.

So they gotta fake up that shit and get some coverage.

He's Irish. You're lucky he's got any clothes on at all, let alone able to distinguish "The place inside where I pass out" from "The place outside where I pass out"

It's weird.

She's so mediocre looking in photos, but she's actually attractive onscreen in character.

Do these guys actually get to have sex with Taylor Swift though?

Is that the pay off?

Also, why does she always date these upper crust sorta white dudes?

Why not brotha love?

CONFIRMED CANKLESAUR

I heard a rumor that Fassbender wanted to fuck Marion Cotilard but Weinstein prevented it and made him get with Vikander for publicity

But she's not even Black. Fass, what the fuck?

I hooked up with a girl at a party who is a hotter looking version of this chick. Half some sort of Sub-Continental type.

I was pretty proud of myself, except when I told people;

1. They didn't believe me

2. She said I made it up

Felt pretty bad man.

she was so ridiculously qt in that one spy movie and she looks like this? i beauty really that fleeting?

is this nigga walking around in public barefoot?

i wont even go barefoot in my own home

I don't give a fuck about that. She has a fat ass for a white girl.

>vikander
>attrACTIve
>relevant
Dude bourne dude vidyakino. Kek

obvious same nigger

pathetic

She wasn't even qt in that and yes

are you fucking retarded. get out of the basement and get sunlight. your brain needs it

Wtf is up with his left knee. Whats that weird bubble above it?

>talks about projecting
whoa real original there kiddo

all that home schooling is really paying off!

I don't know what you guys have. She looks cute.

varicose vein.

calcium deposit?

muscle?

weird angle?

yes she was qt in it you triple nigger

I'M TIRED OF SEEING WHITE MEN STEALING MY LATINA SISTERS!!

I just saw Bourne today and yes you are correct she was most certainly qt

8 second mark is cute cute CUTE!!

>bourne
dafuq? im talking about Man from U.N.C.L.E nugga

they might be MK-ULTRA fuckdolls

>brown
But she's Swedish... oh wait

m-maybe she has great personality

fass is based

>Her ancestry is Swedish and one quarter Finnish.
Strange, I thought she was some kind of MED or MENA half-breed.

Nigger Love???

Fucking ewww