ITT: Stuff that would get you life in prison, or the equivalent

ITT: Stuff that would get you life in prison, or the equivalent.
>sorry for the overused pic related meme

at times i might fall like we all tend to do

but i reach out and find i run into you

there's a piece of you with me they can't tear apart.

forever.

forever.

your strength is the power that carried me through

your kindness for weakness I never mistook

forever it will be

Nigger

Shut the fuck up you autist

oh how do you do young willy mcbride

did the pipes play the flowers of the forest

i just weighed in at 213lbs and i'll say it right to your face, i could lose some weight.

Wtf is this a poetry thread? How did this happen?

shall i stay

would it be a sin

if i can't help falling in love with you

take my hand, and take my whole life too

No, it'd probably be amazing. Depends on who I'm talking to tho

like a river flows, surely to the sea, darling so it goes, some things were meant to be.

get some culture in yourself and even patty fergusen knows when elvis is in the house.

fuck you.

Those fucking Musli..... oh wait.

OP that video is fucked up! I am not a normie but that dude is too young to get killed like that.
>Poetry thread

Can you handle my levels of insane?
If I'm yours, I won't be hard to obtain
I'm not ordinary, I might be yours to marry
It's heavy weight, but yours is mine to carry

WOAH BROTHA MANE
Y U SO SALTY BROTHA
BOOORRROOOOTTHHHHAAAAAHHH

op you need to get some fucking help

i swear to god i'll say it right to your face, if when you pull off your spanks and it smells like i'm skinning a catfish you need a bath, and if you got a cheesy dick you need a bath.

but it's not gay if you don't like the taste.

what is the story? What is the kid saying?
Is this another beaner cartel killing?

Jesus Fucking Christ someone get a wetstone for that knife.

That's shameful.

Dude I clean myself like 39 fucking times a day and I'll say it directly to your left clavicle. Yeah, then I'll tell you all about how often I floss my teeth. ERR FUKN DAY, SON.

this thread sucks.

sage.

give this fucking guy a medal for not having the patience to ignore a thread he has zero interest in.

did she forget to take her meds today and broke out of the cage? i swear to god.

night cunts.

story?

Rival cartels kidnap a cartel boss son and execute him