How does a white boy get a black gf????

how does a white boy get a black gf????

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1.nice body
2.act civilized
3.nice hair
Thats it

Depends on what sort of black woman you're going for?
Are we talking Hood rats? Thots? The girls that try to be as white as possible? The preppy ones? Church girls?

Rich petite black girls are the best.

nice black girls. not necessarily church girls, but certainly not hood rats or tramps

Nice teeth, also.

>act civilized

Alright well I guess that's it for me, then.

Promise them housing, food, and buy them anything they want.

I have SO many regrets.

and have a dick big enough to please her, and at least look semi decent or be a charmer

craigslist - casual encounter - trans4male

i think hitler would have kept her

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By being a Race Traitor.

The same way you would meet any girl idiot. If you don't have many black girls in your community, it will be much harder.

white women are so overrated it is ridiculous

they are fucking awful

>tfw like black women but below average

fried chicken and watermelon.

don't be like that user

-Show your dedication to your craft/skill (if you can show that much dedication to a hobby, the assumption can be made you'd treat a romantic partner very well)
-Be civil/somewhat articulate. (The whole ebonics/slang culture would push them away because they'd assume you're trying to immerse/instill black culture in your mind for her to be in her "comfort zone")
-Hygiene, nuff said.

Look at this as you dating a girl that happens to be black. Pay attention to the individual and the quality of her character, and don't fill your head with any stupid stereotypes that society has out there of her ethnicity.

Good luck!

Who cares that race stuff? Thats zionist bullshit

hire them. my line of work requires that i hire temp workers off craigslist nonstop. from my experience, black women are a lot more likely to throw themselves at their employers than women from other races. Not sure why this is.

Mine approached me and made all the moves. It was great.

You must pass the penis inspection

No it's not.

that is where i would be fucked

lucky cunt

Show her a copy of your credit report. You might have to explain what it means though

damn she's hot as hell

>You might have to explain what it means though

you don't have to be a dick user

Don't do it. This idiot married a nigger and her family stole their wedding gifts

Yes it is you kike

was she in on it?

How about you first figure out the "get a gf" part for now user

Damn she's cute

>look at me guiz i posted 1 example so im right hurr durr

i wish more black girls were into white guys, it seems almost none of them are

or you just arent attractive

Getting girls is a numbers game. Period.

Ask out a bunch of black girls until one says "yes". It's not fucking rocket science.

Be Chinese

well obviously, but i'm nor talking about model tier black women

you have a word with the owner of the cotton farm

She's a nigger isn't she?

Don't say I didn't warn you

open your wallet

its very easy. black girls (rightfully so) assume that all white guys are disgusted by them. A white guy hitting on them is often treated as the biggest compliment that they will ever receive. They love that shit. if you are a decent looking white guy it is incredibly easy to pick up a hot black girl. they cant believe that you are interested and will treat you like a king and show you off to their friends that will try to steal you
>not talking shit but from experience.

that's mean, i assume you don't actually know

She needs to use foundation a shade or two darker, other than that okay looking

>how does a white boy get a black gf????
leer at her and call her "hot chocolate"

>being this delusional
you get them the same way you get any girl

Didn't the same thing happen to that retarded pornstar YouTube chick, bitch got robbed by another white girl

you are an idiot if you believe that.

i work in a bpo, and there is a black female secretary that i totally have the hots for.

she first approached me with harry potter references, which is the fucking whitest thing i know. but the best thing ever was that i walked up to her desk and found she was browsing the_donald on leddit.

when i asked her about it, she was very demure, but it was clear was a trump horn-dog. the fact that she was black with nappy hair she was straightening made it so much hotter.

in the end, we both went to a bar called the oracle and got incredibly drunk. we played minecraft together and fucked each others' brains out.

her grandmother disowned her because she thought i was a nazi (lel).

but seriously, i might pump some kids in this girl. she is literally the love of my life.

...except it actually is...

>how does a white boy get a black gf????

Slave auction.

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same way you get any other one

you don't, faggot

>slave auction

don't really believe you, but if real, you should absolutely stay with her if she makes you happy

Underrated papa bear post

i honestly didn't believe her at all. but after her g-ma kicked her out, and she literally lives in my apartment, i can't not believe her.

i've learned so much about black girls' hair with her living with me. i've learned to love her for who she is. we both play the shit out of witcher 3. (she was the one who fucked all the women in the game before i did) totally embarrassing

but at the same time, completely honest.

i'm just gonna tell myself you're lying so i don't get angry with jealousy

It's easy. Get on a dating site and hit on every hot black chick you see. They get the least messages and are the most likely to respond to you.

I don't know what it is but black girls like me

>one had huge tits but was a weird crazy bitch
>one was skinny and didn't really have any tits or an ass had a pretty face but that was it
>tfw don't really mind it
>love big asses and more black girls have it
>never fucked a black girl tho

...

I have no doubt this is true but this chart has no sources.

Buy it

am i reading this wrong, or is it saying black girls aren't interested in white guys??

I'm white and have dated black women. What do you want to know?

I'll give you the single biggest thing I can: Do not alter yourself and try to be more "blackish". Be you, be yourself. That's what she wants if she is into white men. Many black women are into white men, but some don't find white men attractive.

Really it's not that different, don't treat them like an Alien, just date em like a white woman.

IMO after having dated all the races, black is my favorite. Very nuturing and loyal. They still have the 1950's wife mindset.

That chick is hot as fuck, she can steal whatev if I can get up in those guts for life.

I'd say it's about 50/50

Goddamn I'd fuck both
>Tfw had a black girlfriend
Dated for almost a year, shit was the time of my life. Now all I do is work and get as fucked up as I can when I don't work.
It's not worth it in the end though

pic?

Buy one. Duh

Go down to Mississippi with about $1200.

>Really it's not that different

so what are the differences would you say? and what about dick size, do you think that is an issue with them more than white women?

wrong.ive been to mississippi. niggers hate white people and vice versa. they dont even try to hide it

The graph is saying that the females are sending the emails and the reply rate is the guys replying back to them.

if you have a pussy and he a dick, why not fuck? Muricans are weirdos

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>how does a white boy get a black gf????
$20 and a rock of crack

it was a joke about buying slaves.

By being white

> White female = Snotty stuck up bitch

You forgot the most important asset, money.

agreed, but are black women different is what i want to know

>Hitler was racist

Fucking leftist libcuck brainwashing

Race traitor reporting in, well worth it.

Loooooool Savage! +1 so this reaches the 9Gag Hot section! *bro fist*

> Manners and ettiquet
Even if it is outdated treat her like any other pretty girl and don't make jer feel different that will just make her uncomfortable and not want to be with you anymore

Dude, white women betrayed their race first. Even when they marry white guys, they end up divorcing them and taking half their money. White women just aren't marriage material anymore. Not worth the headache and drama. I'm an Asian kind of guy myself.

>how does a white boy get a black gf????

Slave auction.

Insanity

And this is why you are single user

I'd rather fuck a white man than a black woman, I'm no race traitor!

This chart changes every time I see it, it's beyond useless.

Since most black girls today are becoming white in personnality you don't have to do much effort. You can even catch one at the local starbucks.

Do not limit yourself. White, Black and asian pussy matters. Even cow pussy dog dammit.

The same way a white boy gets a white gf

Get yo self a donk pic related and a gold grill for yo teef then you going g to need some baggy pants hanging down past your ass. Buy yo self a gat like 9mm hi-points are cheap. Go down and get yo self some corn rolls and pick up a 40 of malt liquor then head on into the hood and get yo self a fat sack of than cronic.

Now you ready! Start crusing in yo donk blaring some kind of tribal beats to get the females attention, when you roll up on a hoe you want her to see you smoking that cronic, bitches love cronic. Then What you want to say is Ayo Hol Up! “Smacks Lips Profusely” What you doing *gets jiggy wit it* You Got A Nice Booty *licks teeths and smacks lips* Why Don't You Get In *scopes dem titties* You Want Some Chronic? *smokes some crack* AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN *you gonna give me dat pussy* Pounds That Pussy *gets gonorrhea* WE GON *checks for nearest KFC*

Congratulations you have had your first date

black bitches FTW

Black Femanon here, I'll answer it for you.
Good Hygiene, Well-mannered, Respectful to significant other, Well established, Good body, and Open mind. That's it for me.