/brit/

the United Kingdom of Great Ireland and Eastern Britain edition

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first for zimbardo

*shits on your front lawn*
woof haha

ok goys no racism this thread

fried cheese curds

going to the beer store need anything

Business idea: Move to Maryland or Detroit and start a drug empire in the projects

the black bull is actually pretty good

Quinto para aprender portugues

Why is Pac-Man on Google maps?

proofs?

aching for a shag lads i've been on nofap for like a week now

liquor law reform

OI

Interesting person to devote a first to desu, always thought he was a bit overrated myself

t. knower

go to nevada don't they have legal brothels there

Cornetto

cornetto

For me, a St. Ides, the best malt liquor.

why maryland lol

*Starts smashing eggs one by one with a hammer*

Oh. Don't mind me lads just putting my art degree to use hahahaha

looks cool desu
is this an actual shop?

anime

there's honestly no point in having sex if you're gonna use a condom

do they sell pint glasses?

Look at this
Then look at this
Yanks don't understand gimmicks

>there will be a last /brit/ thread
>some random lad will take the last memories of this place with him when he dies
Really maketh me ponder

No paddies allowed

Highest homicide rate in America

Never mind me, just talking shite

Unironically think American craft beers are superior to traditional English ales. Our Nige would be VERY disappoint desu.

you probs wont get it

government-run alcohol monopoly
everything is expensive as fuck
don't go to ontario

why angery the anime?

>haven't had sex in 3 weeks since I started a new job and am fucking swamped with work

honestly if a cute girl hugged id probably blow a load

you off to a party?

what the fuck is a liquor

*googles it*

oh

spirits
why didn't you say that you dumb yanks

alri?

*is a yank*

MAULT LICKA

yeah, it's some horrible prank Ontario pulled and never stopped.

>government-run alcohol monopoly
seems like commie shit

>haven't had sex in 18 years
A couple of months ago I actually did drizzle a bit of cum talking to a 5/10 girl

>why yes, spamming the same reply to the same post is the height of comedy. I was just explaining this to my wife's boyfriend over a casual vape sesh.

Pack of chuds la

is this a photo from space?

>tfw your heritage, language knowledge, and current geolocation allow you to legally shitpost in 3 generals at once
feels good desu

>be a girl
>withhold sex when you first start dating
>a month passes
>surprised when your boyfriend can't go for an hour
Hate women

YANKS AND CANADIAN POSTING AT FULL SPEED
WE'RE ENTERING THE /brit/ NIGHT SHIFT

ALL ABOARD

Autismoyank go away

shes not angry shes shocked that people are talking to her during lunchtime. it is a very touching scene

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_laws_in_the_United_States

>seems like commie shit

Well IT IS canada after all

You seem a bit "short" tempered today

reddit tier post

good post

great post

obesity post

spastic post

bear in mind my chinese gf is hot

As we are entering pre real nigga hours (RNH) I would like to share this classic 90s rap tune with you all

youtu.be/DMlCLw4aCqA

Enjoy x

*turns into a potato and leaves you to starve*

april fools
t. john macdonald

Gimmick idea: Yank posting, basically fedora posting but with a fat person whenever someones posts something overly American eg.

>Well IT IS canada after all

proofs?>??

GREAT post

all i want is a Sup Forumsack gf to praise kek with ffs lads is that too much to ask for?

Is folk music fedora?

I'm talking more Leonard Cohen/Simon and Garfunkel, less Irish Gypsy choons when I say folk.

>Ginger

Hmm yes

Americans have astonishingly low standards for what constitutes 'redhead'. Their country has become so non-white that they've started calling any and every hair colour ginger and no one calls them out on it. They even refer girls with obviously dyed hair as redheads.

Why are Americans so obsessed with the Irish? Both here and irl

distribution of the giant house spider

quite like this post
feelsbad for the robot in the pic tho x

*squeezes my manboobs and pretends I'm touching a woman*

actually unironically like this idea

Lads how do I get a gf

I wouldn't even classify them as folk tbqh, not fedora either, just like what you like and BEE yourself :))

literally broke it off with a girl the moment she told me she dyed her hair red

need one

...

What a bunch of losers

Thanks god I still live in part of the country that is 99% white.
Cons is I can get bombed anytime

>What a bunch of losers

cheater but correct

c-can I feel too?

wew
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-03-30/as-australia-eyes-victory-on-growth-its-spoils-look-bittersweet

stellar idea

*invests 10 pictures for a 50% stake in the gimmick*

trap one
alternatively marry a migrant

anyone else read all of elliot rodgers manifesto?

>bear in mind
kek

Loving this gimmick

Not true

If anything, I'd say Americans are obsessed with the French

*squeezes mantits together and wanks to the cleavage in the mirror*
haha imagine the lads who actually do this

try putting bait down around your house
I think they go for chocolate

>Florida
>Several counties prohibit the sale of alcohol and sex toys on Sunday and during certain hours.

>tfw no gf

Need that thing on my willy asap

not him, but I enjoyed this game

do more

chinese wife

>If anything, I'd say Americans are obsessed with the French

>fire alarm goes off in my building
>everyone stood outside with their friends
>stood by myself

I have thought about killing myself or thought that life is not worth living:
[X] 2: More than half of the days of the week

Really ravishing Rick's railings

>>Florida
>>Several counties prohibit the sale of alcohol and sex toys on Sunday and during certain hours.

>£28k

shall be purchasing this one

glad someone finally said it

plan for tomorrow;
get up about half eight
get a maccies (sausage egg mcmuffin)
get a haircut
get a quote for removing a dent on my car
take nephew out (beach maybe)
go bowling with the lads
get pissed
pull a slag (haha, good one)

what do you lads think?

got a blonde korean gf lads