the United Kingdom of Great Ireland and Eastern Britain edition
/brit/
first for zimbardo
*shits on your front lawn*
woof haha
ok goys no racism this thread
fried cheese curds
going to the beer store need anything
Business idea: Move to Maryland or Detroit and start a drug empire in the projects
the black bull is actually pretty good
Quinto para aprender portugues
Why is Pac-Man on Google maps?
proofs?
aching for a shag lads i've been on nofap for like a week now
liquor law reform
OI
Interesting person to devote a first to desu, always thought he was a bit overrated myself
t. knower
go to nevada don't they have legal brothels there
Cornetto
cornetto
For me, a St. Ides, the best malt liquor.
why maryland lol
*Starts smashing eggs one by one with a hammer*
Oh. Don't mind me lads just putting my art degree to use hahahaha
looks cool desu
is this an actual shop?
anime
there's honestly no point in having sex if you're gonna use a condom
do they sell pint glasses?
Look at this
Then look at this
Yanks don't understand gimmicks
>there will be a last /brit/ thread
>some random lad will take the last memories of this place with him when he dies
Really maketh me ponder
No paddies allowed
Highest homicide rate in America
Never mind me, just talking shite
Unironically think American craft beers are superior to traditional English ales. Our Nige would be VERY disappoint desu.
you probs wont get it
government-run alcohol monopoly
everything is expensive as fuck
don't go to ontario
why angery the anime?
>haven't had sex in 3 weeks since I started a new job and am fucking swamped with work
honestly if a cute girl hugged id probably blow a load
you off to a party?
what the fuck is a liquor
*googles it*
oh
spirits
why didn't you say that you dumb yanks
alri?
*is a yank*
MAULT LICKA
yeah, it's some horrible prank Ontario pulled and never stopped.
>government-run alcohol monopoly
seems like commie shit
>haven't had sex in 18 years
A couple of months ago I actually did drizzle a bit of cum talking to a 5/10 girl
>why yes, spamming the same reply to the same post is the height of comedy. I was just explaining this to my wife's boyfriend over a casual vape sesh.
Pack of chuds la
is this a photo from space?
>tfw your heritage, language knowledge, and current geolocation allow you to legally shitpost in 3 generals at once
feels good desu
>be a girl
>withhold sex when you first start dating
>a month passes
>surprised when your boyfriend can't go for an hour
Hate women
YANKS AND CANADIAN POSTING AT FULL SPEED
WE'RE ENTERING THE /brit/ NIGHT SHIFT
ALL ABOARD
Autismoyank go away
shes not angry shes shocked that people are talking to her during lunchtime. it is a very touching scene
>seems like commie shit
Well IT IS canada after all
You seem a bit "short" tempered today
reddit tier post
good post
great post
obesity post
spastic post
bear in mind my chinese gf is hot
As we are entering pre real nigga hours (RNH) I would like to share this classic 90s rap tune with you all
Enjoy x
*turns into a potato and leaves you to starve*
april fools
t. john macdonald
Gimmick idea: Yank posting, basically fedora posting but with a fat person whenever someones posts something overly American eg.
>Well IT IS canada after all
proofs?>??
GREAT post
all i want is a Sup Forumsack gf to praise kek with ffs lads is that too much to ask for?
Is folk music fedora?
I'm talking more Leonard Cohen/Simon and Garfunkel, less Irish Gypsy choons when I say folk.
>Ginger
Hmm yes
Americans have astonishingly low standards for what constitutes 'redhead'. Their country has become so non-white that they've started calling any and every hair colour ginger and no one calls them out on it. They even refer girls with obviously dyed hair as redheads.
Why are Americans so obsessed with the Irish? Both here and irl
distribution of the giant house spider
quite like this post
feelsbad for the robot in the pic tho x
*squeezes my manboobs and pretends I'm touching a woman*
actually unironically like this idea
Lads how do I get a gf
I wouldn't even classify them as folk tbqh, not fedora either, just like what you like and BEE yourself :))
literally broke it off with a girl the moment she told me she dyed her hair red
need one
...
What a bunch of losers
Thanks god I still live in part of the country that is 99% white.
Cons is I can get bombed anytime
>What a bunch of losers
cheater but correct
c-can I feel too?
stellar idea
*invests 10 pictures for a 50% stake in the gimmick*
trap one
alternatively marry a migrant
anyone else read all of elliot rodgers manifesto?
>bear in mind
kek
Loving this gimmick
Not true
If anything, I'd say Americans are obsessed with the French
*squeezes mantits together and wanks to the cleavage in the mirror*
haha imagine the lads who actually do this
try putting bait down around your house
I think they go for chocolate
>Florida
>Several counties prohibit the sale of alcohol and sex toys on Sunday and during certain hours.
>tfw no gf
Need that thing on my willy asap
not him, but I enjoyed this game
do more
chinese wife
>If anything, I'd say Americans are obsessed with the French
>fire alarm goes off in my building
>everyone stood outside with their friends
>stood by myself
I have thought about killing myself or thought that life is not worth living:
[X] 2: More than half of the days of the week
Really ravishing Rick's railings
>>Florida
>>Several counties prohibit the sale of alcohol and sex toys on Sunday and during certain hours.
>£28k
shall be purchasing this one
glad someone finally said it
plan for tomorrow;
get up about half eight
get a maccies (sausage egg mcmuffin)
get a haircut
get a quote for removing a dent on my car
take nephew out (beach maybe)
go bowling with the lads
get pissed
pull a slag (haha, good one)
what do you lads think?
got a blonde korean gf lads