How do I fuck MILFs?

how do I fuck MILFs?

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Stop being a NEET!

prove your worth and stop posting to Sup Forums boards holy fuck its so obvious

Be the only dude around older women, know how to listen well, be witty and know how to flirt. Get milf laid

With your penis

With your dick. Or possibly with a frozen frog. Your choice.

With yer wiener, ya dingus!

Don't forget to put the tiny fedora on your penis.

But where is the vergina?

Stop being a faggot

how do I fuck MILFs?

use your dick

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I love Ava

Get a Tinder and POF account. Have fun.

probably via the gym they go to

Get them while they're young then just wait for them to age

1. Find attractive woman.
2. Wait for her to get knocked up by someone more attractive than you, you virgin neckbeard.
3. Wait 15-20 years for her to mature.
4. Rape that loose, used up pussy.
5. ???
5. Contemplate how much of a waste your whole life has been.

Insert your penis in their vagina or anus. Same with non-milfs

with your dick

how do I fuck MILFs?

Be yourself. It always worked for me.

Ask your mom to help you.

how do I fuck MILFs?

sounds like a good plan

how do I fuck MILFs?

That vagina is hideous wtf

Probably at a local bar where there are a lot of older women.

However, my mom (a milf I suppose) started ''dating'' a guy she met at the gym. He is like 25 years younger than her

post pics

I'd honestly choose the frog over my tiny dick. Feels bad man

Wtf that's hot as fuck get out of here kid

Two words my friend...

WEDDING.CRASHING

Me and a small group of friends tend to crash weddings we find on Facebook, we research the wedding, the theme and color scheme, show up and then split up and go and hit on older women, I've successfully crashed multiple weddings as well as gotten laid about 95% of the time

Remember the rules

>Research the wedding
>Know the names bride and groom
>Slowly slide your way into a group
>Act like you belong and know everyone
>If people get suspicious have your friend do a swing by
>Have him come over and shake your hand
>"Heeey glad you see you here, cya later!"
>That's saved my ass multiple times
>Find your target woman and make sure she is NOT directly related to anyone important
>Have a few drinks with her and slowly break away from your group
>Once it's just you and her that's when you make your move

We almost always end up either fucking in the car or in her hotel room it's nearby

Wedding crashing alone is extremely dangerous and is not advised at all

If you do wedding crash alone, you NEED to know who to avoid, RESEARCH.THE.WEDDING, I can't stress this enough, avoid direct family members and the bride and groom at ALL COSTS, know what they look like and what they will be wearing and just stay clear

Happy MILF hunting!

man, if only you had fiends and got invited to weddings you wouldn't have to do all this stupid research. and bullshit posting.

>fiends

Why would demons and evil spirits be inviting anyone to their weddings?

I did this once and ended up going home with a bridesmaid.

I mainly just do big corporate office christmas / birthdays though, where they get the whole office building of 50+ people together.

>you are supposed to get a women when she is fertile and young, breed her turn her in to a milf, then you have a milf and passed on your genes = win (-the herpes you get from these sluts)
>fucking kids and their insta gratification lifehacks


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler ctr and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.
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If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

Me and my friends used to crash weddings all the time in college, mainly for free all you can eat food, plus the rush of maybe getting caught was fucking awesome, my friend always hooked up with at least one chick when we went

I just went for the free food, would go home with so many leftovers, it was great.

Fucking milfs you meet at weddings is risky, it's much better just to go for the free food, I used to wedding crash almost every week for free food, I live on the same street as a popular venue, I just slap on a suit show up and eat until I was full, no one ever questioned me and I never had any unwanted attention.

Find a local bar where they hang out waiting for kids like you to fuck

Googled POF.

I see. It's like the secondhand store for milfs.

Shut up faggot

Im not the one who obsessively has to touch dick.

yeah

great rack but all that makeup can't conceal the wrinkles or psychological damage

put dick in vagina and be crowned king arthur

moar!

craiglist has been good, gotta get past the bs, flakes and hubbys watching but had some good luck there

Step 1 get gf
Step 2 get gf pregnant
Step 3 become parents
Step 4 gf is now milf
Enjoy

Faggot