Explain movies badly and guess there titles.
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Explain movies badly and guess there titles.
>Cartoon
>Tokyo
>Dreams
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> Car commercial
> two and a half hours
Paprika.
Either Fast and Furious, or Transformers.
>Competitors for an international board game tournament get boners over the same girl
>Shit-ton of geopolitical tension
>Adapted from a broadway musical, and one of its songs is a popular 80's one-hit wonder
This chick tries to cash in on finding some fbi dudes secrets so she can get a boobjob. Fucks everyone over.
Wasn't that Burn After Reading?
Paprika
>china
>punching
>robot titanic love story basically but no boat
Yessir
Perfect Blue?
>big asian fucks a whole country
>guy makes his dreams come true and then goes to iceland
Godzilla
yea
walter mitty
heartbeeps
Walter mitty
>Michael Cera plays an awkward teen and goes through many hardships to win the girl of his affections.
nice
Fear n loathing in L.V.
scott pilgrim vs tumblr
>a dindu chimpout so widespread it ushers in an apocalypse
scott pilgrim v. the world
any michael cera movie?
>barber
>betafag
>black and white
no
edward scissorhands
>dwayne johnson
>plays a rough on the outside type with a heart of gold
big bang theory
jason stathem drives a car and kills people
jack reacher
Cars
>guy suffers tragic loss
>dresses up and takes pictures of himself
>sells to newspaper
>khan
>computers
>world war 2
But that's many movies of his.
Death Race
starship troopers but it's groundhog day
edge of tomorrow
>Amy Poehler and Phyllis Smith travels in a certain state of mind.
Jesse Eisenberg plays a misunderstood awkward villantype
>stars tom cruise
>plays young, cocky person whos talented in a very specific field
>trained by older actor
>friend gets injured
>faces rival at the end
>fucks more experienced woman
spirited away
Kekd
Inside Out
Batman v. Superman
batman vs superman
>Hummus loving jew
>Best soldier in Isreal
>Decides to fuck everything else and cut hair for a living
zohan
dont mess with the zohan
Don't mess with the Zohan
>hot girl and a dead guy save japan
Paprika
Wrong
Days of Thunder
CHESS!
Yeee
sweeney todd, i though edward scissorhands was funnier
yee, surprised no one said top gun first
Spiderman
a bunch of wild animals killing everyone, brought to you by mercedes-benz
>a book
>dirt cloud
>treebranch rape
ding ding nice
Sweeny Todd?
schindler's list
source code
Jurassic Park 3
>Guy on train, then in box, then on train, then in box etc
jurassic world
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source code...
These two films usually don't get mixed up
>cars
>autistic main character
Yes, sorry. Tried to delete as forgot to green text. You beat me.
Evil dead
But in days of thunder, doesnt Tom Cruise get injured and not the friend?
i get the joke though
rowdy (the rival turned friend but not the main rival) gets brain damage and cant go in the last race
Grease
Bayformers
Ye
Yes, well done.
cars 2
>wife murders husband
then
>murder suicides her own son
tears in rain
>guy likes music
>guy likes girls
>fourth wall breaks
Serial mum
>kate beckinsale does things
Guy can't get with his white trash dream girl due to her daddy issues, so he does his own thing and becomes a millionaire. Then she dies.
>beta loser
>abusive doctor
>everyone dies
>guy falls in love then loses everything
>cries a lot and drinks milk
lala land
Guy hits and kills a little kid with his car and then he doesn't go to bed
Anchorman
No
Breakfast Club
Machinist
no
>>Adam Sandler playing a lovable yet sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold
>>Bangs hot girl
>>Filthy rich
Forrest Gump
mr deeds
Incredibly no
>boy you need to mine coal
>no dad
>boy you will mine coal
>but dad am smart and do other stuff
>ok son fine am proud i guess
>robbery
>gunshot
>diner
>drugs
>sex dungeon
>stolen motorcycle
>robbery
big daddy? i remember him being rich from a lawsuit
>Mercearies
>Invisible Alien
>Helicopter