Explain movies badly and guess there titles

Explain movies badly and guess there titles.

>Cartoon
>Tokyo
>Dreams

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> Car commercial
> two and a half hours

Paprika.
Either Fast and Furious, or Transformers.

>Competitors for an international board game tournament get boners over the same girl
>Shit-ton of geopolitical tension
>Adapted from a broadway musical, and one of its songs is a popular 80's one-hit wonder

This chick tries to cash in on finding some fbi dudes secrets so she can get a boobjob. Fucks everyone over.

Wasn't that Burn After Reading?

Paprika

>china
>punching

>robot titanic love story basically but no boat

Yessir

Perfect Blue?

>big asian fucks a whole country

>guy makes his dreams come true and then goes to iceland

Godzilla

yea

walter mitty

heartbeeps

Walter mitty

>Michael Cera plays an awkward teen and goes through many hardships to win the girl of his affections.

nice

Fear n loathing in L.V.

scott pilgrim vs tumblr

>a dindu chimpout so widespread it ushers in an apocalypse

scott pilgrim v. the world

any michael cera movie?

>barber
>betafag
>black and white

no

edward scissorhands

>dwayne johnson
>plays a rough on the outside type with a heart of gold

big bang theory

jason stathem drives a car and kills people

jack reacher

Cars

>guy suffers tragic loss
>dresses up and takes pictures of himself
>sells to newspaper

>khan
>computers
>world war 2

But that's many movies of his.
Death Race

starship troopers but it's groundhog day

edge of tomorrow

>Amy Poehler and Phyllis Smith travels in a certain state of mind.

Jesse Eisenberg plays a misunderstood awkward villantype

>stars tom cruise
>plays young, cocky person whos talented in a very specific field
>trained by older actor
>friend gets injured
>faces rival at the end
>fucks more experienced woman

spirited away

Kekd
Inside Out
Batman v. Superman

batman vs superman

>Hummus loving jew
>Best soldier in Isreal
>Decides to fuck everything else and cut hair for a living

zohan

dont mess with the zohan

Don't mess with the Zohan

>hot girl and a dead guy save japan

Paprika

Wrong

Days of Thunder

CHESS!

Yeee

sweeney todd, i though edward scissorhands was funnier

yee, surprised no one said top gun first

Spiderman

a bunch of wild animals killing everyone, brought to you by mercedes-benz

>a book
>dirt cloud
>treebranch rape

ding ding nice

Sweeny Todd?

schindler's list

source code

Jurassic Park 3

>Guy on train, then in box, then on train, then in box etc

jurassic world

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These two films usually don't get mixed up

>cars
>autistic main character

Yes, sorry. Tried to delete as forgot to green text. You beat me.

Evil dead

But in days of thunder, doesnt Tom Cruise get injured and not the friend?

i get the joke though

rowdy (the rival turned friend but not the main rival) gets brain damage and cant go in the last race

Grease

Bayformers
Ye

Yes, well done.

cars 2

>wife murders husband
then
>murder suicides her own son

tears in rain

>guy likes music
>guy likes girls
>fourth wall breaks

Serial mum

>kate beckinsale does things

Guy can't get with his white trash dream girl due to her daddy issues, so he does his own thing and becomes a millionaire. Then she dies.

>beta loser
>abusive doctor
>everyone dies

>guy falls in love then loses everything
>cries a lot and drinks milk

lala land

Guy hits and kills a little kid with his car and then he doesn't go to bed

Anchorman

No

Breakfast Club

Machinist

no

>>Adam Sandler playing a lovable yet sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold
>>Bangs hot girl
>>Filthy rich

Forrest Gump

mr deeds

Incredibly no

>boy you need to mine coal
>no dad
>boy you will mine coal
>but dad am smart and do other stuff
>ok son fine am proud i guess

>robbery
>gunshot
>diner
>drugs
>sex dungeon
>stolen motorcycle
>robbery

big daddy? i remember him being rich from a lawsuit

>Mercearies
>Invisible Alien
>Helicopter