What is your most shameful sexual experience

What is your most shameful sexual experience.

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>Be me
>Identifies as straight male
>Curious as fuck about taking the dick
>Agrees to a random hook up with dude from CL
>Meet at local gay friendly sauna
>Get room
>Spent a good amount of time talking and playfully petting in the sauna
>Hard as fuck
>Go back to room, things get serious
>Dude has me on my back, playing with me in a way I didn't know was possible
>I go down on him
>He blows his load in my mouth
>I puke
>I then suddenly realize just what the fuck I have done.
>Spend the next 8 hours in a shower

Gay dude here. Hate the taste of it, most people do tbh with you. Every friend I have, that is also gay, has had a similar experience.

I love the taste of my own cum , I still wouldn't fuck a dude because I'm not a fucking faggot

you didnt like crack whore sucking your dick?

Have you ever been with 60+ grannies?

Wow, that's a fucking large orgy of grannies , you been with more then 60 grannies. Was this at the same time or one at a time?

>most people

A lot of assumptions are made in regards to homosexuality. All it means is you prefer people of your own gender. There are straight guys who enjoy anal, who can enjoy the taste of cum, etc.. and there are gay guys who like neither.

Anyways...

Laughing at the image of you with a mouth full of salty spunk muttering "fucking faggots" as it drizzles out

fucked a retard and filmed it

You should be gasses, you fucking freak of nature .
Gay's are all pedophiles and should be euthanized

I love getting snow jobs from women.

I've had 10 sexual partners all came after I got married, wife doesn't know

i got you beat by about 50 lbs, user

OP is dude in purple hair sucking dick?

link? just want to verify that you're being honest. i totally wouldn't fap to it

Easy now you beautiful strong masculine straight work of art, there is no need for the hate. I assure you I'll be gassing myself to death later in compliance with the all holy power of the straight and the correct. No need for tears or anger

every time I feed my wife more KFC I feel ashamed.she's nearly 600 pounds now and its like fucking a warm tub of lard

Shit. Is she from Australia

share vid

Moar, and how

Austin. Learn to read, you stupid faggot.

(((You)))

Having to blow a fat guy? I can imagine.

Dubs check

No pictures sorry.

A fat downsy lookin girl.
Not proud.

And you're ashamed of that?

There are a few. Sucked dick twice. It was not nice at all in reality. Bought women's clothing and cross dressed. While doing that i fucked myself with a dildo while sucking one.
Bought a sex doll and dressed it and myself into drag and fucked it and my ass at the same time.
that was some time ago last year and now i feel like i was young and stupid. gay shit you know?

no im not ashamed, i asked her if she had scene game of thrones and who her favorite character was. she said the dragon queen. then i coerced her into acting out the sex scenes with drago... was easy and worth

well, i mean, im a little bit ashamed otherwise i wouldn't be posting in this thread

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ARE MY HERO NIGGER.

If you actually post the video I'll name my fucking child after you.

any sound?

sad...

Yeah better to have tried some shit out to see what you might like than die always wondering what if, bud.

Experiment. If it's not for you, fine. But do try things.

oh calm down, that's not him and she's not retarded, she's just being silly

i won't be having any kids to name, but post that shit

How much retard?

Yeah. After doing all that shit i actually found a girl and after short 3 month relationship i now know what i want and it's not being a fucking loser faggot like i was going for.

wtf is she even doing

they're all guys otherwise you wouldn't have phrased it "sexual partners"

>be me
>new in town
>working shitty temp job
>meet a girl there. she's one of those 'cute if she didn't weigh 300 pounds'
>we hang out, go for drinks, wind up fucking a couple of times
>i'm not interested in taking it further. she is
>she flirts with me for the next few months, trying to get my attention
>awkward_at_work.jpg
>my friend is throwing a DIY outdoor music fest late in august. of course she shows up to it
>we hang out. i am beyond hammered
>we climb into the back of my station wagon and start making out
>i finger her to a screaming orgasm, she's calling my name, leaves huge scratches in my back
>then she insists on swallowing my load twice
>i still today have a couple of marks in the head of my cock, she was sucking it out so hard
>we sleep
>of course she wants a kiss the next morning. no way
>makes me feel fucking dirty

I didnt know sonic was gay

>I love the taste of my own cum
>I'm not a fucking faggot
>mfw

sucking dick?

where did you meet her? and in what way do you mean "retarded"?

Kek as f

i don't know her exact condition but she wasn't playing with a full deck. met her volunteering at my college

how do you faggots even get it up with that

so you are a retarded too or just a loser?

im envious.... if i had the opportunity to fuck her or someone like her I'd just use her as much as possible...

Need .gif. I'm at max capacity for my retard stash in my 1T hd. Can't store .webm

ever been horny, fag?

>Be me
>good looking dude, love sex
>tell fatty girl that is into me I just wanna use her, nothing else and she can't tell anybody
>fine with her
>she loves horses (in a non-bestiality kind of way) and I heard these girls are downright kinky
>let's find out
>she always comes to my place, we fuck, she keeps quiet about it, perfect
>gets kinkier every time

>she comes to my apartment while I play WoW, she undresses, blows me under the desk, I tell my mates what is happening
>she gets wet
>finish my instance, turn tu her, put a collar around her neck
>she gets wetter
>give her a glass of my piss, still luke warm, she drinks it greedily
>she grunts from ecstasy
>put her on a leash, drag her to the bathroom
>sitting on toilet, she blows me and rims my ass
>while blowing, I relax my sphincter and take a giant shit; the stench is unbearable, even to me
>she licks my balls, goes deeper, licks the area between my anus and my balls
>tell her to go deeper and lick me clean, but she refuses
>nevertheless, she's got a waterfall between her legs
>tell her to wipe me
>she does
>take her to my bed, she licks my asshole spotless clean
>she rides my dick for 10 seconds and I explode in her
>she thanks me for the amazing sex, gathers her stuff and leaves


actually, this was pretty amazing. Only directly after the sex, it is pretty gross that this girls was blowing me while I was taking a shit. I awlays wanted her to lick my shit off, but I never got her to do that.

Fatty horse girls are the best, you should try them if you can.

>straight male
>faggoty jizz gargler

seems legit m8

not him but what the fuck dude

thats just hilarious

Was it an attractive tard? Those exist surprisingly

you're hilarious, if you would choose jerking off instead of getting laid

Post the entire video don't hold out on everyone your already deep enough..

hey, we've all got to ride a hog or two before we say enough and implement standards

id happily jerk off till the day i die in 50 years or so rather than even go anywhere NEAR that fucking abomination

Im still laughing though, keep going you fucking animal

I guess not user. I guess not. That's fucking revolting. How do morbidly obese people smell? Can you tell whether you're actually in or are fucking a roll of flab?

I don't like the taste of my cum, but I sometimes put my tongue to it to see how my diet affects its taste. Not that I have had a gf in some time to sucm me off to worry about it... but... still...SCIENCE

>has soft pussy and big tits
why would you call that an abomination?

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tfw I moved back home to take care of my elderly father and he still jerks off, sometimes not cleaning up well after

>soft pussy

This nigger

If you think she's fuckable, I don't even want to know what your cretinous ass looks like

Or maybe I do

Post pics fgt

what the fuck why?? how did you convince yourself that this is better than jerking?

im sure hutts from star wars have soft pussies and big tits

which would kinda be fun until you open your eyes and take in the smell of warm, fresh cheesy armpits and listen to its pained groans as it tries desperately to do some vague form of excercise

gg porkenstein

hahahahahaha oh wow

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hows the hiv gay guy?
hahahah

>Super horny college student
>Can't get any because I'm pretty awkward
>Discover CL
>Decide to whore myself out on there
>Make some money while sucking cock or people sucking me off
>Most are old guys that prey on young guys
>Most have tiny dicks or can't get it up
>I made over $4k from being a slut

is there more?

she looks nice
and nice dick

I convinced a quite pretty but largely built lass to suck my cock on Friday. She went at it like a slobbery goose, was pretty good. Then she says fuck me. I told her to turn over (cockslobber all over face) and am confronted with a biiiiiiig nasty ass. Boner dies like a pig in a war. Pic related, my face when I realised I should have stayed home and had a wank.

Any more of this girl?

She's incredible

aww i just laughed my ass off on that pic, thanks user!

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Source hentai?

I did anal once, and I hated it!

Oral, and vag for me, hand jobs do nothing for me.

Same, if you're getting a handjob you might aswell do it yourself

POST FULL VID

That's hard to say. I'm sitting here watching CP on my phone and babysitting a 10 year old so I don't think I'm a good barometer here.

can't cause it's not his work, dude just stole those 2 webms and is troll y'all

What's wrong with that? Oh, are you broke and can't afford to get the cheese pizza you are looking at for the kid and that's why you are sad?

trips demand it

Does she happen to have the initials J.S?

>be me, 22
>feeling horny, cant sleep
>check out CL
>see some girl wants some
>we trade pics, she gives me a fucking myspace angle pic, tell me shes a BBW
>she looks okay, she has a cute face sorta
>we meet up, she gets in my car
>i hear the axels and the suspension sorta gives
>we go to a parking lot and get at it
>shes super into it
>she tastes like cigs and liquor
>i finger her, no bad smells down there at least
>she jerks me, she hops on, thankfully not that heavy
>we meet again the week after
>she kisses me on the forehead after that bang, holds my hand
>i get weirded out and say we shouldnt hang anymore

Fat chicks are literally the worst

SAUCEEEEEEE

Nice story bro !

have more from the same fat ass ?

>Blowing a random guy in a sauna

Go back to sucking off skinheads stormfront.

Please tell me that's not Alice Glass?

Also I lost my virginity to a fat girl who's name I didn't even know. Could've done worse I suppose.

>go to gym with a buddy to work out & swim
>my intent is to see if i can blow a random guy
>finish working out swim for a lottle bit
>friend says hes going to hot tub for a while
>so i go to sauna
>place is empty
> a few minutes pass
>middle age guy walk in & sits down opposite from me
>all is normal for a bit
>i peer over and notice guy is gently fliping his cock through his fingers and thumb
>act as if everything is normal for a bit while i periodically watch him
>i clear my throat and he looks at me
>ask if he wants some help with that
>he replys "i dont want to get caught"
>i say sont worry about that & peek out ot the sauna (coast is clear)
> i walk over to him and kneel between his legs

>First time with a guy
A random guy on CL. We fucked each other. Was pretty great, but I wish he could have lasted longer
>First time with a girl
Also on CL. Found an older cuck couple. He likes watching her getting fucked. She likes younger guys.
Been with them for 3 years and she's still the only female Ive been with

continue

Saw this picture while listening to this, priceless
youtube.com/watch?v=7NRB8CdfHBU

What is the shameful part?

>Be me
>Broke as fuck
>Call up a hooker and barter with her
>Agree to install a pirated version of FL Studio on her son's laptop for sex
>She brings her son to the seedy hotel
>Kid had to be eight years old
>She sends him away to another hotel room
>Initiate sexual
>I cum and she says she wants to date me irl

That's the story about how I had to block a hooker's number so she stops texting me asking to go out on a date lmao

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fucked my stepsister while wasted

want me to greentext it? tbh it was a pretty awesome night

>pull his trunks down
>grab his somewhat flacid cock and need it between my hands untill hes hard
>lower my head to kiss his hard cock
>slip the head in nd start to swirl my tongue around, then slowly slide down it to the base
>slowly slowly gkide back up till i just have the tip in my mouth
>start to go faster taking the entirety of his 6in cock every time
>he places one hand on my head while he gently claws and rubs my back
>he starts to take control pushing my head down faster and faster
>at this point im starting to drip pre-cum
>he starts to moan and tells me hes getting close
>i grab his other hand and place it on my head as well
>he starts to face fuck me
>im rock hard hard and dripping cum
>its been about 10-15 minutes and im getting tired
>he stops and says im going to cum
> i say give it to me
>he grabsy head and slams himslef down my throat
>give me 3 hard thrusts
>holds my head in place
>and cums down my throat
>i keep him in my mouth untill he start to go soft and clean his cock
>he says "thanks for that its been a while"
>pulls his trunks up and leaves

>i go to the shower to finish myself up and cum almost immediately

I felt like auch a dirty whore but I loved every second of it