My girl asked "why me", help me niggas. What should I say back

My girl asked "why me", help me niggas. What should I say back

Context?

"Because your ass looks like the side profile of a bent elbow and I'm into that."

She's a girl I gave my number to. I asked her out she said yes but she wants to know why I picked her

Because the last girl had aids

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i could have a romantic relationship with a wide variety of women and some would probably make me happier but because of circumstances we developted a functioning relationship from which i get some satisfaction... and thats quite nice


>pro tip dont say it out loud

she sounds needy. don't bother op. honestly.

Just tell her it's because you want to sex her

Op here
She's 54 I'm 20

You should put your internet connected devices down and then kill yourself, because the first thing you thought to do was ask
>the 4th channel

What do I say

Indescribable. Being around you makes me feel alive. That excites me.

You make me feel like without you, i am not whole any mor.
Also if you leave me i will kill myself!

No chill

tell her to fuck off

say that one, OP
he did get dubs after all

god, I think I'm gonna puke

Horny

Winrar bitch

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this is beta shit

when you tell a girl beta shit like this, she'll think you're pathetic.

>why me?
a1: why not?
a2: cuz your mom doesn't seem to be interested.
a3: flights to Japan are expensive.
a4: it's not going to suck itself.

Tell her you want to shit in her cunt

I would definitely go with a4

who da chick in the pic op posted?

Alright nighas we have date tomorrow

The best answer was obviously no answer. That would have been a perfect time to ghost for 3 hours.

Underrated post

Yeah you would have to be gay not to

I waited an hour to reply

Tell her "because you're married"

She has been blacked, no go now guys

Sauce?

wtf

Jesus Christo...what a fucking annoying cunt. She sounds annoying too.

I like em olderish

"'Cause I like ya"

This is all a lie

how the fuck did you get a milf girlfriend

What a needy, self-centred cunt.

I don't see your relationship being very good, OP.

I work with her. I started talking to her and I rubbed up against her on accident. She backed it up.

More proof or it didn't happen.

"because you look pathetic enough to have low standards, so i have a chance"

It happened one night, then we started touching over the next few weeks. She'd rub up against my chest or I'd rub her side.

It's going down boys

who is the woman in the OP pic?

If you don't know what to say to her, then you don't fucking deserve her.

Nigger you're moving too fast

Tranny alert

Nah

"Because I find you intersting"

Guaranteed panty dropping line. Use it.

She wants me to come over now

so go over there, bone her .... we can't spell it all out for you

Nice and sexy.