Virgin at 30

>virgin at 30
>get gf 1 month before 31 and committing sudoku
>fuck her 24/7 with the force of a thousand suns
>get her pregnant

I don't know how to feel

If this is real and not shitposting, that kinda sucks. At the same time, this might be your only opportunity to have kids, so congrats I guess?

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it's real

Why would you post this here instead of /adv/?

Marry her and raise baby shitposters

because I post here and because fuck mods and because I have a dynamic IP

Not OP but
>a fucking leaf complaining about an offtopic thread

And OP, that's what I call being pooped by a tyrannosaurs, I had a chuckle.

>This is an actual Thirty year old

>that's what I call being pooped by a tyrannosaurs

I knew what I was doing

You knew you were getting her pregnant?

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

we were not taking care

Congratulations user (unironically)
A babby is a babby. I'm sure you'll be a good Dad

then you knew, why would you be asking what to do now?

Did she say "Fufu user-kun, I hope you are taking responsibility~"?

I guess it's better than being lonely the rest of your life

You must marry her at once and raise the child. :)

Also please baptize.

thank you my pirate friend

I'm not asking what to do

yes

yeap

>Also please baptize

I'll do it just because I hate Islam

Just go east to Uruguay and get her an abortion

This might be the best thing that's ever happened to you. A wife and family will force you into adulthood.

You can do it user!

Memes aside OP, get a DNA test before acknowledging the child is yours. Dating a girl for a month isn't enough to dedicate your life to unless you're 100 certain it's your child she is carrying

100% certain*

From wizzard to a family's man, you did it user!, you bring hope for a lot of lonely anons in this board!

brazil everybody

I'm pretty sure is mine, she is with me all the times also I can check the birth date

>virgin at 22
>still virgin
>2D husbando
>not pregnant
Feels good

>committing yourself to a child while being a manchild
>in a third world country

Do you and your fetus a favor and just abort it. Think of how grateful you would be if your parents did the same for you

>>committing yourself to a child while being a manchild

stop projecting from your favela, being single for so long made me very rich, I have my own business

So you have the money to do it. Just abort it faggot.

so what lol?
i would love to be a dad desu, why do people hate kids? im male btw

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time to get off Sup Forums, marry her and raise the kid

take responsibility

You're OK user, ignore the uncivilized BR, just don't allow the kid to be a turro

how did this happen?

23 yo wanting some hope here

arent you afraid of how to raise a male son to be a happy normal person?

I would want my male kids (if I were to have them) to be average happy normies who play football and go out with friends on friday nights, but I wouldnt know how to raise them to be normal.
As in, I would have to live a lie and watch football even though it bores me.

I never lost hope and keep trying, I literally asked every girl worth of asking out

>arent you afraid of how to raise a male son to be a happy normal person?

I'll try to make him socialize with other kids as soon as possible

I'm leaving the thread, good night lads, don't lose hope..