>virgin at 30
>get gf 1 month before 31 and committing sudoku
>fuck her 24/7 with the force of a thousand suns
>get her pregnant
I don't know how to feel
>virgin at 30
>get gf 1 month before 31 and committing sudoku
>fuck her 24/7 with the force of a thousand suns
>get her pregnant
I don't know how to feel
If this is real and not shitposting, that kinda sucks. At the same time, this might be your only opportunity to have kids, so congrats I guess?
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it's real
Why would you post this here instead of /adv/?
Marry her and raise baby shitposters
because I post here and because fuck mods and because I have a dynamic IP
Not OP but
>a fucking leaf complaining about an offtopic thread
And OP, that's what I call being pooped by a tyrannosaurs, I had a chuckle.
>This is an actual Thirty year old
>that's what I call being pooped by a tyrannosaurs
I knew what I was doing
You knew you were getting her pregnant?
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
we were not taking care
Congratulations user (unironically)
A babby is a babby. I'm sure you'll be a good Dad
then you knew, why would you be asking what to do now?
Did she say "Fufu user-kun, I hope you are taking responsibility~"?
I guess it's better than being lonely the rest of your life
You must marry her at once and raise the child. :)
Also please baptize.
thank you my pirate friend
I'm not asking what to do
yes
yeap
>Also please baptize
I'll do it just because I hate Islam
Just go east to Uruguay and get her an abortion
This might be the best thing that's ever happened to you. A wife and family will force you into adulthood.
You can do it user!
Memes aside OP, get a DNA test before acknowledging the child is yours. Dating a girl for a month isn't enough to dedicate your life to unless you're 100 certain it's your child she is carrying
100% certain*
From wizzard to a family's man, you did it user!, you bring hope for a lot of lonely anons in this board!
brazil everybody
I'm pretty sure is mine, she is with me all the times also I can check the birth date
>virgin at 22
>still virgin
>2D husbando
>not pregnant
Feels good
>committing yourself to a child while being a manchild
>in a third world country
Do you and your fetus a favor and just abort it. Think of how grateful you would be if your parents did the same for you
>>committing yourself to a child while being a manchild
stop projecting from your favela, being single for so long made me very rich, I have my own business
So you have the money to do it. Just abort it faggot.
so what lol?
i would love to be a dad desu, why do people hate kids? im male btw
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time to get off Sup Forums, marry her and raise the kid
take responsibility
You're OK user, ignore the uncivilized BR, just don't allow the kid to be a turro
how did this happen?
23 yo wanting some hope here
arent you afraid of how to raise a male son to be a happy normal person?
I would want my male kids (if I were to have them) to be average happy normies who play football and go out with friends on friday nights, but I wouldnt know how to raise them to be normal.
As in, I would have to live a lie and watch football even though it bores me.
I never lost hope and keep trying, I literally asked every girl worth of asking out
>arent you afraid of how to raise a male son to be a happy normal person?
I'll try to make him socialize with other kids as soon as possible
I'm leaving the thread, good night lads, don't lose hope..