MLS Cup thread 2

>0-0
>80 minutes

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys.

same

Giovinco can't handle the pressure of the mls cup

God awful game

>"This match is not an accurate representation of the MLS, please do give it another go"

first for semen

Falling asleep. Don't think I'll make it.

HERE IT COMES

The last MLS game I saw they had to repaint the lines because some moron set the box wrong

So between that and this shitshow I'm not sure what I'm supposed to think of the MLS desu

Wow this game is really bad and I don't even watch soccer

it started off so good too

Everyone is so fucking shit top kek.

Hope every American in this game is banned from the ninja turtles for good.

Better than last year, in terms of quality.

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How can anyone actually watch this league? It is painful.

>tfw this game gave you a headache

>the MLS

Also, our league is the the complete meme league, that's all you need to know

Is Seattle even trying to win or is this how you really win soccer?

did someone on the broadcast say that?

if giovinco was replaced by messi what would the scoreline be

Can they skip extra time and go straight to penalties please.

Ive seen League One and Bundes 2 games played with better technical skills than this shitshow.

No bro don't lie. This is pretty pathetic.

Wait is this Giovinco fella the one Americlaps were losing their shit over him not being picked for the Euros?

The guy drinking the canadian semen on skysports

>Please don't. We don't want any English influence on our league

10-0

Unironically yes

tried watching, this sucks man i'm out

Half these fucks aren't even running anymore. Shameful display of soccer.

then fuck off

there are some people that actually enjoy the MLS despite the drop off in quality

not everyone is a lebbit tier arsenal fan

Stop flopping Altidore

Jorge Ramos: The MLS will be one of the top 3 leagues in the world by 2025. The average MLS player will make more money than a Serie A player by next year

is he right?

>they call the sport soccer
>their teams are called FC
Thos triggers me in a way you can't imagine. It would be too hard to call them Toronto S.C.?

>shitvinco

This is how you attempt to win when you shouldn't even be there

>it's another MLS Cup brings out the newfags and detractors episode

I'm starting to sense a pattern...


Gotta realize the nerves and tension that go into a one game final for the "top" trophy

Please score toronto

Ameritards say the MLS is better than the A-League lmfaooo!

>the city of divegrass

>minute 91

WHO IS THE SERGIO RAMOS OF THE MLS?

>Manletvinco has been disposessed every touch he takes

>Bradshit being Bradshit as always

>Dozy being Dozy as always

>Jordan Morris? He's playing? Because he is invisible and irrelevant

>everyone hacking the ball, mistiming passes, losing the ball after every touch etc.

So this is......... the power of MlelS

This match is fucking boring. I feel like the temperature is fucking with the player's movement.

Based goalie though

That spic has been wrong about everything in the past year

I'm into the league too bro. But this has been one of the worse finals in a while. Maybe it's the weather.

remember in fifa 2010 when giovinco was the shit?

nobody cares faggot

SCORE A WIN, TORONTO FC!

how much nerves and tension goes into the flopping?

stop making excuses

>that bearded guy in flannel
Kek

are mls teams popular enough for a lyric thread?
i'm planning to shitpost about the losing team

Top 7 definitely by 2025, saying top 3 is a bit optimistic for less than 10 years

Its just as much an outdoor sport as baseball but people are expected to wear shorts and a shirt in freaking Canada. Seems kinda shitty man tbqh.

Time for a cup of tea.

Crowd is shouting BORING right?

>this one autistic my little sawkeroo getting mad at every poster who rightfully shits on this pathetic game

Please go get laid.

Only if Seattle loses

>dyke cut
>flannel shirt
>black rim glasses
>overweight

fucking hipster cunts

neat "sport"

There's flopping in every soccer match ever, realize that in MLS playoffs refs don't call shit

[SEMEN SLURPING INTENSIFIES]

you seem pretty upset about it user

Just shitpost about the league

+1

Time for a cup of semen.

More like in every sport ever

You mean overtime.

Skysports guy sounds like he is about to pass out

>30 more minutes

m8s, how do you like your semen brewed?

>imagining all the total casuals who went out to see an exciting final and instead got apex semen slurping in exchange for freezing their nuts off

kek

What time is the game in Seattle next week?

Slurping hot

same i almost fell asleep like 4 times

this. MLS sucks

Ha! I never saw that nice post.

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I could be doing something productive right now instead

He's just hyping shit up so people think there's actual something going on.

I say we ban every "M"LelS player from the national team if this is the kind of shitshow that is played every season. Just make a starting XI with players from Europe and replace the MLelS players with lower league euro players.

>amerifats focus on the score and not the game itself
kek
KEK
K E K

>b-but muh dives!!!
NFLcucks and basketcucks do it all the time, but you wouldn't notice because you're too busy looking at the score.

"hey let's go into an MLS thread and shit on the league"

your not original
your not funny

why don't you faggots go back to your boreball threads?

oh wait, it's the offseason lol

why do meme american sports all have such short seasons? while soccer goes literally year round?

MILANA
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when will she go nude

i could've ranked up in overwatch these past 2 hours, fuck you

>MLS """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""finishing"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>defending a semen slurping sport

This is the fifth soccer match I've seen today. You don't watch MLS because it's the best league in the world. You watch because it's fun to watch. If you like soccer, anyway.

>and paid $500 minimum
top kek

t. Stavros

What would a europe only usmnt look like?

if i had a penny for every time i thought that...

>Those hips.

Never, she's a good girl

I just took xanax too, good time to sleep

remember kyrie's game winning 3?

Man the harpoons

>tfw she's on the "This Is Us" show

german rejects