wwyd if you were at a urinal taking a piss and this guy walks up behind you, unzips, and starts pissing against the backs of your legs?
Wwyd if you were at a urinal taking a piss and this guy walks up behind you, unzips...
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Tell him to stop
cut off his gay hair
turn 360 degrees and piss on him
wonder if i had been teleported to the USA or some other third-world country.
who does that??
Probably zip up and punch him. He doesn't look like someone who could put up a fight
punch him, he'd probably beat me the fuck up but eh
holy lolamole
shoot him with my 9
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Only thing to do really
Apologies
Jokes on you, I would only ever pee in the stall
Deck his ass in the jaw and run on his shit when he's down
>turn 360 degrees
Turn around, get on my knees and open mouth.
This is why i take classes on explosive diarrhea as a self defense for rape. Id let lose on that motherfucker all the glory of a wendy's baconator meal, two large chalupas, 4slices of peperoni pizza, and 50 chicken nuggets for 10$. God bless the motherfucking USA
Rotate my physical vessel and plop my penis into his penis hole by stretching his penis hole with my inner peace and transcendence I aqqured to the 15th realm of existence that one time i smoked 2 kilograms of DMT
You're forgetting that Wendy's chili lol
I'd beat the living shit out of him
Piss on his beard
>being this fucking new
Grab a handful of his fucking beard and yank hard enough to smash his hipster faggot head into the urinal. If he's unconscious we're swapping pants we look about the same size. I'm taking the fucker's wallet too
"What're you doing, man?" as I turn around like I have no idea what's going on and piss all over him.
this bitch looks threatening to you?