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howdy

curds

think i'm a pleb lads

got this really small frying pan for making perfectly circular fried eggs

got you senpai

merikan

VERY good

crease whenever women get annoyed when men leave the toilet seat up

I never put it up in the first place. if i piss all over the seat i just wipe it off

eggcellent

bet that's dead satisfying

what film should i watch laads

Lads, what's a good game for localised betting?

thin red line

@73024612
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@73024619
jarts

I sit down to piss
Watched "The Killing Fields" a few days ago, v. good

thunderpants
zoolander
bee movie

Darts

need a dart

Cool

fuck yeah mate fucking sound mate yeah your alri arent you mate

*drops the ball*

How exactly would one go about betting on darts with your mates?

how do you flip it

President Trump Is Finally Making America Great After 8 Years Of That Muslims Terrorist Obummer! God Bless!

Loser buys the next round

maya the bee

just the normal way i guess?

mums just emailed me her bank details
anyone want them?

>tfw gonna have to go to my gp of 15 years and tell him I rawdogged a slag and now it hurts to piss now and then

ahhhhhhhh yes very impressive

>President Trump Is Finally Making America Great After 8 Years Of That Muslims Terrorist Obummer! God Bless!

Is this the one you're buds with?

>tfw no tights gf

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*finger poses threateningly over the report button*

Feel you're not understanding the situation that's being talked about. I'm talking about several people betting on something at the same time.

you might be thinking of another poster desu

Can't wait for bog farts impeachment

how much do you get per post?

whats going on here

beautiful woman and a beautiful cock

-bill

pretty sure cum should be thicker than that

And you want something all of you can bet against each other on?

la di dah
one two three
eric the half a bee

that middle clip is insane

nothing yet let, i'm currently building up a portfolio and hoping to be employed by russia by the end of the month (fingers crossed aha)

just come out to the gf as gay

is it terminal?

Yes.

>russia paid people to shill for trump
>Sup Forums did it FOR FREE
hahah btfo

just came out as indonesian to immigration lads

im benderminal

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thats shemale kush

taxation is thievery

>Can't wait for bog farts impeachment

Horse racing

fox news? might as well be called fake news lol

literally having a sex wee

thoughts and prayers are with you x

And if none of the horses we bet on win?

why is he getting impeached?

trump selecting pence as his VP was the best move of his campaign, now nobody will assassinate him

Shagging a prossie has became a weakly thing lads, literally can't stop doing it
All week I say I'm not going to do it again then I get drunk on a Friday and I just go mental

Sounds like your problem

read this as "veep" now thanks to that absolute turd of a show

Going on a date but worried I won't feel like having sex by the end

Been Nice embarrassing problem before

the teeth girl

drinking alone again

just went and bought more beer, the cashier seems to recognise me now, I always got after midnight to buy cheap beer

felt a bit bad about it but it only lasted a few moments

haha he fucked it on that one

President bog fartald drumpf of the united shits of crapmerica

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is this drawing meant to be representing a girl? it doesn't resemble a human

classic yank SPASTIC

best porn search aggregator?

Was at the shops yesterday and knew I wouldn't be home for a while so thought I should go for a piddle. Went in and the cubical was taken so I had to use a urinal. Just as I flopped my member out, some old bloke walked up beside me to the other urinal. Instantly got a bit nervous and realised that there was no way I was going to be able to piss. Stood there for thirty seconds, cock in hand, hoping the old bloke wouldn't realise what a gimp I was, then zipped up, washed me hands and virgin walked outta there.

Ya mum

>prayers

Because he's a russian plant and grossly incompetent

nice biccys

the same one? tell me more

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fuaaarkin ell

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im sorry but this tune should be a current national treasure

it's really summed up 18-25 year olds rn

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almost replied to a trip

If I only brush once in a day, then my mouth tastes terrible when I wake up the next

Can't imagine how some people only brush once a day

>people whose entire facebook photo album is them in their army reserve DPCU on the one day a month they have to go in and have their name ticked off the list to make sure theyre still alive

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>he's STILL here
wew

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so all the normies are out rn

shame because it's full of JFs rn which i rate less.

>people who do the tough mudder with friends, walk through the entire event then take photos at the end like it's an accomplishment and spam fb with them

>people who inspect the albums of others on fb and then proceed to make a snarky comment on a Bulgarian beef bazaar

why?

Kind of the same one but also others
Thinking of going to the so called regular tonight (will be the fourth time I've snagged her)

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almost replied to a trip AGAIN
state of me haha