You broke into a zoo to steal the day's takings. The night-watchman catches you red-handed...

You broke into a zoo to steal the day's takings. The night-watchman catches you red-handed. He forces you to have sexual intercourse with an animal of your choosing.

Which animal do you choose to have sex with and why?

turtle, it can run away

The night-watchman.

Dolphin. It's clean because it lives in the water plus they enjoy sex.

Sheep. It pretty much has identical female genitalia to humans. Plus fluffy and soft.

A fish of some sort.

Holy shit! But still nasty...

Pack of wolves.
Why? Because I want to be gangbang knotted by a pack of wolves.

Fucking furry faggots. . . . . . . . .

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Faggots.

Excuse me you filthy plebian? I'm a gay, not a faggot. Also, image is relevant.

Shave the area first and give it a clean.
Two words my friend: Velcro gloves.

Oh good then, we should make a good duo in that case. Sorry for the misunderstanding there.

A little monkey fella

Jesus christ

obviously monkey, because its the same as a nigger, and I've been told niggers are human

Zebra. Like a horse but spicier. Make sure he's tied up and legs shackled so he can't kick me when I play with his butthole

Also, put it's back legs into a pair of rubber boots so it won't run away.

L-like dis?

It begins. Fucking Rajii

An Orangutan.
Because it's a step up from OP's mom.
That, and Melania does it all the time, how hard could it be?

Don't ever try stand up.

> the alpha wolf
> cause massive faggot

plus their pussies look amazing

I don't think an Orangutan is tall enough to do it in that position.......

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Time to take the knot mate.

Better to nab one that's stuck in the fence.

I would rather die having not raped a caged animal.

Some animals would enjoy it though.

Like dolphins. Those sluts.

>stuck in a tank with dolphins
>they start swimming up and rubbing their dicks against you
>p-please, stop, this is rape!

this

Peacock. I've always wanted to see those feathers flutter while I fuck its little birdie asshole.

Sooo pics posted when?

One of the female animal trainers of course

Do I really have to limit myself to one?