OFFICIAL UFC 206: HOLLOWAY VS. PETTIS THREAD #19 THOUGHT YOU WERE IMMORTAL BOYEEEE EDITION

>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am BST

5 Round Interim Featherweight Title Fight:
Anthony Pettis (19-5-0) vs. Max Holloway (16-3-0) (brown guy wins via strikes)

Welterweight
Donald Cerrone (31-7-0) vs. Matt Brown (20-15-0) (white dude wins via strikes)

Featherweight
Cub Swanson (23-7-0) vs. Doo Ho Choi (14-1-0) (slant eyed chink gets heemd by spic)

Middleweight
Tim Kennedy (18-5-0) vs. Kelvin Gastelum (13-2-0) (white dude wins decision)

Welterweight
Jordan Mein (29-10-0) vs. Emil Weber Meek No (8-2-0) white dude wins decision


>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am BST

Light Heavyweight
Misha Cirkunov def. Nikita Krylov via rd 1 Submission(Guillotine)

Lightweight
Olivier Aubin-Mercier def. Drew Dober via rd 2 Submission(RNC)

Women's Strawweight
Viviane Pereira def. Valérie Létourneau via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)

Bantamweight
Mitch Gagnon def. Matthew Lopez via unanimous decision(29-28,29-28,29-27)


>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30pm BST

Lightweight
Lando Vannata def. John Makdessi via rd 1 heeem

Lightweight
Rustam Khabilov def. Jason Saggo via unanimous decision(30-27)

Flyweight
Dustin Ortiz def. Zach Makovsky via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)

Previous:

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1st for alpha brain

Cerrone pops for alpha brain

Reminder that Ronda is a quadroon.

MY BOY PETTIS ABOUT TO FUCK UP HOLLOWAY

First for Alpha Brain.

>SLEPT BY VICIOUS BELLY KICK

so its pretty much confirmed by the way this card is going that pettis will heem hollaway?

VICIOUS BODY KICK

BROUGHT TO YOU BY ALPHA BRAIN

Daily HEEMinder to purchase your Alpha Brain from onnit.com with codeword ROGAN

That's O-N-N-I-T onnit

lmaooooo you better get ur life son

WEBM OF THE FINISH PLS

>thicc asian

FUCKIGN WHAT

5 round hugfest

asian """americans""" on suicide watch

She's a cookie?

dude im fucking nervous

I h ave a feeling pettis is going to murder holloway too, but holloway is my boy

fuckkkk

>Alpha brain

reminder that the only thread without "UFC" in the title had no Schaub posting at all

confirmed bot is comfirmed

10/10 cards if it happens

THIS

Yes, 360 spinning kick off the cage.

DON THE HEEM MASTAAAAAA

MMAAA lives!

Is Donald had balls he would've given them a shoutout. Hope he gets heemed next time.

THAT'S AN ALPHA

ALPHA BRAIN

CAUSE BRAIN FORCE WON'T PAY ME NOTHIN

Brain?

>ALPHABRAIN
>MFW

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No, one of her grandmothers is Afro-Venezuelan.

UFC 206: Spicy Bangers and Mash

or a re-lauzon-ing

i cant see max trying to wrassle him or wall and stall that much

bless

KO OF THE NIGHT
1. SPINNING HOOK BANANA KICK
2. CERRONE HEAD KICK

PICK ONE

>its a parlay episode
halloway PLEASE, i NEED chicken

woodley will blacksplode all over cuckboy

Pettis isn't what he used to be. Too much partying.

Someone get Goldie Alpha Brain. ASAP.

This card is top tier.

Best card of the year

fuck no
cinemax is getting his cupcakes

IF YOU PUT MONEY ON PETTIS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON

...NOT LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Real patric8an thread here lads

Still my Boi Choi

BROTHER HOLLOWAY HAS TOO MUCH FOOTWORK FOR PETTIS AND WAY BETTER HANDS HES GOING TO OUTBOX HIM BADLY, DONT BE FOOLED BY HOLLOWOY LOOKS HE LOOKS LIKE A LOLLIPOP BUT HES NO JOKE

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Rate this card out of ten

Also, is Doo /our boy/?

post your face when this card

>nz flag

lmaooo yeah, OK

>all generic white women

may aswell be clones

>3ft 6in

based rumbull

Cerrone, that meatslap when it connected was brutal

>tfw you forgot to flip on the vpn and accidentally post from the Canadian flag and not the bot flag

hope you used another Sup Forums pass

He's got this

Holloway hype train gonna be derailed

Holloway is gonna get memed right to the body

solid fucking 9

no goober? 7/10, we'll see after the blessed fight

His name is dooho

of course he is motherfucker that was the fight of the year right there

says pettis not fighting for intrim

Fucking Promo package says he is.

WHAT THE FUCK UFC MAKE UP YOUR MINDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>multiple threads all night

why are we so disorganised lads?

>not seeing that as 10+ perfect women

kekekekekekekekek

>tfw Toronto gets the best card of the year.

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Who did donald call out?

Nice Andrew WK shirt

lmaooooo don't forget your meme kick you mexican has-been shill

>yall got any more of them... spicy bangers?

this card really put the twist on my punch

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Dat Lando, cerrone, Swanson, gastelum parlay ;)

Lando by far mate.

this is the main thread

>Max is 25
>has a hot thicc wife and a kid

niggers are ruining a great card imo

fucking attention whore

both should get 50k with choi and cub

he better

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He missed weight man. Simple as that

9/10
If Pettis knocks Holloway death is a 10/10

Matt Brown has been hurt so many times by body shots that he carries his hands low to defend his body. It cost him tonight a number of times.

Is that conros height at the bottom?

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Anyone else feel kinda bad for Matt? That was a brutal fucking knockout, and he's probably gonna be cut from the UFC, if not this loss, for sure if he loses the next time.

Can't make weight, you don't get a shot

>inb4 Pettis throws the fight to pay off a debt to the gangsters that keep destroying his cars

>still plays games all day
>'''''muh twitch stax'''''

/heem/ is the general, not the event specific thread, that's this one

>they all have to crouch or wear heels to make him look tall

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one is heem one is for event

this is where i call you casual

>Body kick

Goldie what are you doing making webms? Go announce the fights

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He missed weight dummy

Move to SF, So Cal, or Houston famm. They're a diamond dozens in those areas.

BOOM, ROASTED.

Thank you motherfucker

Cerrone is officially 1 fight off a title shot. If Wonderbread gets another title shot, Cerrone/Maia. Does Cerrone beat Maia?

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pettis reportedly puking backstage shortly before his walkout

Thanks bro