>have a gf >she starts calling me bunny >she gifts me a bunny for our anniversary >the bun seems bored because he's alone >hear that buns should be in pairs, so I buy him a friend >turns out the new one is a female >doesn't matter, idk >the male bun escapes while the female is outside >he impregnates her >don't think much because I'm an idiot with no vision of consequences or the future in general >fembun has 3 buns >decide to raise them because they're cute >now they're one year old >realize I'll have to take care of them for at least five years if not more >realize I've fucked up my life for nothin >buns are not even good pets
Now I think that they might live ten more years and that I'll not be free until they all pass away
Camden Harris
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Isaiah Perry
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Nicholas Butler
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Colton Cruz
mind if I come round and... TREAT YOU WITH A SNACK
Ryan Richardson
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Charles Rodriguez
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Isaac Reyes
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Eli Garcia
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Benjamin Morales
Surprising fact: buns are eat able
Parker Stewart
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Dominic Thomas
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Jackson James
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Jonathan Gutierrez
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Anthony Price
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Noah Reyes
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Kevin Rogers
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Oliver Perez
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Josiah Hill
Give some away fuckin retard. Spend $200 on small enclosures for them, then give them away. Imagine this, youre young and you cant do fucking shit cause you have 5 goddamn rabbits to look after, to clean after, to feed. No vacations. No money for the strip club. Stinky ass apartment. Imagine having to move and they still wanna charge pet deposit. Lets says it $100 per pet. $500 for rabbits you dont want.
Leave them on your gf/ex whatever's door and ask her how she likes being given unasked for responsibility
Elijah Barnes
I'm okay with this.
Dylan Carter
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Joshua Davis
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Brandon Bennett
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Jeremiah Jones
You can eat those, you know. The 1 year old ones will be better. The older ones you should stew.
Isaac Wright
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Cameron Mitchell
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James White
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Chase Kelly
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Jaxson Ortiz
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Parker Rivera
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Logan Jackson
I can't harm them or give them to someone that will hurt them
Asher Bennett
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Joseph Jackson
Why not?
Henry Robinson
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Samuel Harris
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Alexander Myers
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Ryder Phillips
Your apartment must smell like shit. You won't get your deposit back. Just put a Craigslist ad and a picture.
Jeremiah Long
Scare them or some shit to give them a heart attack. Boom problem solved and you can eat them for dinner
Aaron Barnes
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Nathan Murphy
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Nicholas Gray
So you're still fucking the furry that gave them to you?
Is she at least hot?
Ryan Turner
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Robert Price
be nice to them in case of emergency give them to an animal sanctuary with a LARGE donation
Carter Wright
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Owen Moore
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Connor Kelly
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Jacob Cook
My conscience is really annoying
Tyler James
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Charles Reyes
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Ian Edwards
That's the only thing I can think of. Unfortunately, I believe there's not such a thing here
Jack Morales
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Oliver Ramirez
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Angel Davis
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Jeremiah Price
This man has the right idea. Bunnies are good eating.
David Evans
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Jason Morales
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Alexander Reyes
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Thomas Gonzalez
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Camden Gonzalez
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Brandon Rogers
Yes and yes. But I dont want her to deal with the buns. It's quite exhausting
Joseph Morris
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James Adams
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Noah Moore
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Austin Gray
Sooooo, you're a strict vegan?
Or just a lil' bitch in denial about where his meat comes from?
Landon Hall
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John Lee
Kill them! Kill them all!
Justin Young
Quit trying to make him kill his rabbits faggot.
Tyler Ross
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Robert Baker
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Justin Jenkins
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Adrian Watson
This fucking thread...
Andrew Campbell
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Isaac Ortiz
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Josiah Phillips
>Get a cat >Let cat eat bunnies >become aroused while it's eating them >cum >Feel like shit for masturbating to cat eating bunnies >kys
Gabriel Thompson
psycho
Samuel Sullivan
Young girls love bunnies. >Find young girls >Give them bunny as gift >receive oral, anal and vaginal offerrings >?????? >PROFIT!
And don't whine to us with anything like, "Bu but I already have a gf, user." Nobody wants to hear that weak ass shit, faggot.
Blake Bailey
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Carter Rodriguez
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Andrew Rodriguez
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Charles Moore
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Blake Sanchez
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Samuel Stewart
kill them
Julian Young
>feed them iceberg lettuce. >it's poisonous. >claim ignorance and apologize to your gf that your rabbits died >laugh on the inside
>alternatively, you could give them a sudden change in diet. that can harm them too.
Bentley Lee
It is illegal to harm domesticated rabbits.
Jaxon Brown
what fucking country do you live in? half the people who own rabbits, own them as a food source
Evan Jackson
>half
Thomas Peterson
nvm. my mistake. i thought it was a serious thread
Ryan Morgan
>it
Joseph Turner
kill the bunnies, always kill the bunnies.
Levi Rivera
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Juan Lee
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Cameron Thomas
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Brayden Long
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Connor Bailey
He's not gonna kill the bunnies you dumbass give up
Ayden Perry
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Lincoln Wilson
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Grayson Cooper
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Jaxson Smith
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Sebastian Lee
Give each of them a hard chop to the back of the neck...they like that it makes them nap
