What would you do if world war 3 started and you found out you were getting drafted?

what would you do if world war 3 started and you found out you were getting drafted?

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Do my duty and serve my country, coward.

You some kind of dirty hippy?

fight for my country

I never said I wouldn't do my duty and serve my country.

My bad, have some tits.

thanks mate.

tranny faggot

nothing. i'd fail the physical due to my deafness.

Oh Canada, oh Canada..... Not dying for your stupid president. Literly would fight against any war Drumpy purposes. Fuck Trump and hope you fucktards do fight and die for his dumb shit. I'm going to stay behind and knock up your wife/gf/sister/mother....Just fuck you fuckers.

Conscription... on the millennial generation?? No.

"It's not my war."

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I'd go kill some globalist

I'm too old to be drafted now.

>ww3
>physical fighting

wow man leak your ex girlfriend tonight

Pull a Yoda and go into hiding

I want to be the very best
Like noone ever was
To conquer them is my real test
To cleanse them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Expanding far and wide
Each nation to understand
The power of the reich

I want war, gotta gas 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Ooh you're my bestfriend
In a world that must be cleansed
I want war, gotta gas 'em all
A heart so true
Our corage will pull us through

You fight me and i'll crush you
I want war
Gotta gas 'em all
Gotta gas 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
I want war, gotta gas 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Ooh you're my bestfriend
In a world that must be cleansed
I want war, gotta gas 'em all

A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
I want war, gotta gas 'em all
gotta gas 'em all
gotta gas 'em all
gotta gas 'em all

get a swastika tattoo so they kick me out

start killing niggers

Lets play spot the cuck
>I win

Lock, load and get ready to annihilate a couple sand niggers

>2017
>not having a swastika tattoo

Someone's getting laid in college

Sit back and snipe like I'm Simo Häyhä

Leave.

I already joined so seem redundant