I'm bored.
>Enter name:
I'm bored
Nicholas Reed
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Evan Sullivan
Jimothy.
Benjamin Moore
Your name is Jimothy.
>Choose next command:
Christopher Mitchell
Jacks off seriously.
Jace Morris
Hang self
Chase Watson
>There's nothing there...
Juan Bennett
Jimothy grows his own Willy.
Ryder Wilson
Hangs self
Ethan Watson
>Your head won't fit.
>WHY WON'T GOD LET YOU FREE YOURSELF FROM THIS PAINFUL EARTHLY TETHER!
Dylan James
Give em a strap-on.
Kevin Martinez
Jump out the window
Owen Turner
This game sucks the graphics aren't even good.
Brayden Flores
>Here it comes...
>...oh!
>-_-
>God dammit.
Caleb Miller
>What window?
>*shameless pumpkin ripoff*
Jackson Thompson
>Enter next command:
Jace Brooks
Hire a handy man to build Jimothy a new translucent looking square to replace the one that the Nazis stole.
Benjamin Murphy
Reply to this post, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Isaiah Sanders
Vhoose
Cameron Hernandez
open the door and walk out
Thomas Jackson
>Hey, it arrived!
>The delivery man was kind enough to deliver your translucent square right through the window.
>Next: open the door and walk out
Jack Walker
>A voice in your head tempts you...
>But you're not sure if you should walk into the infinite void. You'd need to be really urged to.
Aiden Scott
>Enter next command:
Aiden Parker
Thanks, delivery handy man deliverer.
Eli Foster
dew it.
Adam Myers
Smoke some weed and play mouse trap
Ayden Allen
Jump in void
Joseph Rogers
Hold the noose and jump into the void
Jeremiah Murphy
how the fuck is it night time outside the door, but the window clearly shows it's day. we got some special space time void traveling and shit? that's the worst m. nyte shamalamanan twist i've ever experienced! the shit kind of shit is this? there ain't even no stars out there in that space void donkey balls. and why the fuck would the delivery man drop the translucent square through the window and not at the door? what kind of horse shit is this crap?
Leo Diaz
>YOLO
>You're goin' in.
>Next: smoke some weed and play mouse trap.
Kayden Long
...
Nathan Watson
>The MLG is strong with this one.
>Dafuq is mouse trap?
Colton Anderson
>How did you light that in a liquid, anyway?
>Enter next command:
Jason Wright
>*Cough* Enter next command? *cough*
Jace Morgan
>Anyone there?
>I'm not resorting to samefagging.
>If no one comes I might just continue tomorrow.
John Garcia
Play Counter Strike for the sega genesis
Lucas Davis
>The dew fucks that shit up.
>Good thing it never existed in the first place, you suppose.
Owen Lee
>Enter next command: (?)
Jeremiah Mitchell
John Long
Play with your thing
Hunter Thomas
do a handstand
Christian Morgan
Fart in the dew while you snack on Mentos.
Brayden Martinez
See
Ethan Martinez
do a barrel roll
Alexander Sanders
Create and put on a fedora.
Jose Phillips
Return home and find a friend
Wyatt Howard
Not his penis, dumbass
his man pussy
Jack Parker
>You really want to, but you're not so sure it's the wisest thing considering that would be right next to the electrified Sega Genesis, in a liquid.
Camden Robinson
>Up next: create and put on a fedora.
>...you're pretty sure you're beginning to dissolve...
Jonathan Robinson
Oh great... I was going to find Jimothy a date, but not when he's creating and wearing terriible head gear.
Dylan Martinez
guys you can contact jimothy live at 5one5 79zero 4three53
Joshua Sullivan
>Welcome to Verizon Wireless.
>Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
What the fuck happened to Jimothy
Logan Peterson
>The fedora is scavenged by the ravenous pirhanas before you can get it.
>What, you didn't see the ravenous pirhanas before?
>Your gaping mouth fills with the dew.
Landon Turner
>One of the pirhanas is gazing at you hungrily.
>The electricity is approaching.
>You're choking on Mt. Dew.
>And you're pretty damn sure your dissolving, now.
>Enter next command:
Hudson Brooks
phones dont work in mountain dew idiot
Sebastian Thompson
lol just drink the dew nigga
John Jackson
Rape the piranha
Gabriel Murphy
>A pirhana zooms into your mouth as you swallow down on your salvation. That can't be good.
>The power of Mt. Dew restores your leg.
>Which pirhana should Jimothy rape?
John Morgan
Just take a deep breath and let it go, Jimothy. Embrace the dew. Become the dew.
Easton Gonzalez
the small one
Jack King
>Fuck raping the pirhana (see what i did there hah-shit)
>Up next: Just take a deep breath and let it go, Jimothy. Embrace the dew. Become the dew.
Carter Taylor
>You become one with the dew.
>You are now Dew-man.
>Of course Mt. Dew is piss yellow. Oops.
>That electricity is also a lot more threatening now.
William Fisher
>This is really starting to jump the shark-or should I say "pirhana??????" Any body???...;(
>Anyway, the pirhana you swallowed dies of dew-poisoning. That shit's fucking fatal.
>Enter next command:
Camden Long
Swim up, bitch.
Dominic Nguyen
>You don't need to swim anymore-
>You've got DEW-POWERS, bitch.
>It appears a challenger is approaching.
Grayson Walker
>Enter next command:
(btw I'm going to bed soon, but I'll probably continue this in a day or two in a new thread)
Kevin Hughes
>*Another shameless bump?*
Kayden Jones
>teach shia the way of the dew
>fuse like in the dargon balls