Would you fuck a midget

would you fuck a midget

Yes.

I only fuck midgets

Do you have the vid?

yes

Fucking a midget would be like cuing a pool stick.

would you not

>be me at 21
>met a midget girl a town over on myspace, because fuck you new fags
>she was in a wheel chair
>answered the door and chair and wheeled right into bedroom
>pick her up, undress her, and she tells me to put her where i want her
>maneuver her over mt dick where she proceeds to gargle and choke herself on the D
>put her on my lab and bob her up and down like 20 pound bench press
>finished up, helped her get dressed, say goodbye, never speak again
>3 years later, taking a 8/10 bitch to the movies, god damn midget is taking tickets in wheelchair
>try to look away as me and date hand her our tickets, looks me dead in the face and doesn't move a skip a beat
>down ass midget she was

Yes, this one everyday.

>underrated

Hell yes...

fuck yeah, i love midgets. I dont know how to approach one without looking like some weirdo who is just gawking at how small they are.

Fuck yeah aint nothing wrong with dat. Than u can fold them and put them in your pocket for later

Fuck yea, and now so will the rest of you.

Do you mean 'chalking'?

Dude...what state did this occur in?

dont tell me what to do.

Was it hotwheels in drag?

illinois, orland park theater

I got a handjob from a midget in high school. Does that count?

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naw she had a cute face, for a midget, big ass, but the rest of her body was retarded, but at 21 I could get hard to a corpse

>would you fuck a midget

Only if I were on acid

Ahhh...ok. Nevermind. Your description sounded just like a girl that works at the theater here in my town in SC

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Yes, I most certainly would.
Also, did you know midgets who star in porn or become escorts get paid more than their taller counterparts for the "unique" factor.

im in sc too faggot, which theater? the one at broadway?

Is this thread fucked up or am I fucked up for thinking that normal sized people like fucking midgets?

MOAR you got links to vids?

midgets are hawt dude

Midget yes, dwarf no

they are like a rare unicorn...

never fucked a midget. Are their pussys super tight?

Sorry dude she's a suicide girl so all you're gonna find is pics. Jemma Suicide if couldn't tell from the filename.

This

this guy gets it.

>Gonna try this

Oh hell yes I would

>best post so far

post links to vids

you win

If you wouldn't plow her then you're pretty much a faggot.

Rumor has it there was a sex video, but now she's married and retired.

>fake ass

fucking disgusting and something i hate with such fury that I'd sooner kick her in front of a passing car than fuck her.

>fake ass
somebody's jealous

Dang now i want to bang a dwarf

Oh really now? That I didn't know. I'd give a finger to see that vid, not from the hand I'll be using to beat my dick to it, of course.

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sure. sidenote: i feel like they would weigh more than anyone would assume.

That really her? Hard to tell with the lighting.

>you never feel bigger than you do with a pygmy

sure if it was cute and didn't make off with my mineral collection while i was sleeping.

Only one, there is only one I would fuck

this is the one.

i think so

call me a cuck but i am happy to know that there is a man out there who gets to fuck this chick daily

Well shit I got my fuckin finger ready to go.

Since I am a manlet myself it wouldn´t even be weird...

Cuck

bump

Fucking hell, post that shit, nigga

i'd muck a fidget

It's on my bucket list. But I want it to be one of those fine ass midgets, not one of those disgusting little talking pears you see in rekt breads.

What about pic related? I'm just discovering how hot midgets can be, I dunno how to feel about this.

tightest pussy
fattest asses

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they got a vag right ?
So why WOULDN'T I ?

Even has the tattoo on the waist.

Only this one, i've jerked off to this set so fucking much it is ridiculous.

left cheek yeah, right cheek nah. and the blonde maybe

Depends if i was drunk enough.

Thats why men are better than women. We'll fuck midgets, fat girls, girls with downs, girls in wheelchairs etc. But most girls see a guy under 5"6 non-diseased whatosever and they like "EWWW GET AWAY!!!"

Fuck dude, come on, post this, I have to see it, we all do !

Fucking confirmed.

Someone post the video already

Definitely on my top list. I haven't had a chance yet.

>midget ass pounding
Its not just a dream; it's a goal

I don't have the video, just a few saved images.

yes pls :3

>midget ass

thread is now spain/dutch thread

Never thought'd I'd form this sentence in my life, but somebody post that midget get fucked.

No, it's a hot midget thread, where have you been?

Fuck. I've been watching her twitter and shit for a long time, she's so hot in those photoshoots.

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No it's not, fuck off, we want Bridget the midget and shit, nobody cares about the Dutch and the Spanish.

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Ah shit, now I'm stuck with this boner I can't satisfy with a hot midget getting railed.

Would I? I actually have. Had a pair of midget strippers come through and do a weekend of shows at a fully nude club near me. When I saw the ad I knew I had to go. I couldn't miss fully nude midgets within reach. So, load up some buddies on Friday night and hit the titter. They're show was scheduled for every two hours starting at 8 and running until 2am. So show starts and one beautiful little midget comes out followed by a dwarf with weirdly proportioned limbs and head. Buddies and I all have a great time, laugh it up. Between stage shows they take pics, sign pics, give dances etc. So get a dance from the one that was hit as fuck. I don't know that I've ever been that hard. Few hours for by and everybody is ready to go. Saturday comes and I go back alone. I'm there before 8, this time I sit back and after every show I get a dance from Jolie, the hot one. After the third dance she says "you've been here all night, is that for me?" Me:"yeah" Jolie: "well, for the same amount you can have all of me" My eye big from my head and I'm like "ok, yeah" So she says to stay till 2 and we can go to her hotel and for $150 we'll "do whatever I want" I stay till 2, drive her to her hotel, hand over the $150 and fucked her for a little over two hours. Came four times. Wish she was local cause I'd fuck her regularly if I could.

This is her, again.

Moar?

Kim Kardashian is a troll.

fuck, anymore

The real question is if you'd have kids with a qt midget.

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>midget comes out followed by a dwarf

I think this distinction is what stopped me from fucking one when i had the chance, she had a big ass and small tits but those clasic broad shoulders and movie voice.

I'm not certain wich is wich

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way hotter than either of the blondes.

Apparently she also goes by Sizzlin Sierra. I've been trying to dig for a video but I've come up with nothing besides an interview on Motherless.

69C71AF

Migets nigga

Fuck i want to lay her on a table with her tits hanging while she blows me and i keep spanking her ass until she starts sobbing.

Well that's probably not the ONLY reason they react to you that way.

I already have. She was inexperienced so it wasn't very good sex but it was pretty fun anyway.